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Posted on 8/3/16 at 6:22 pm
Posted by undecided
Member since May 2012
15492 posts
Posted on 8/3/16 at 6:22 pm
Let's go ahead and get this going. I'll give you guys some early talking points:

1. FIRE JAY JACOBS
2. Fire Gus
3. Can we afford Chip Kelly?
4. All out croots are jumping ship
5. Why is being an Auburn fan so painful

Feel free to add anything I left off
Posted by Rhymenoceros
Atlanta, Georgia
Member since Nov 2012
4641 posts
Posted on 8/3/16 at 6:23 pm to
I got a weird mole on my dangle.
Posted by golfntiger32
Ohio
Member since Oct 2013
12486 posts
Posted on 8/3/16 at 6:24 pm to
Frick Jay Jacobs and Gus Malzhan right in the pussy.
This post was edited on 8/3/16 at 6:25 pm
Posted by AUNashville
New Haven
Member since Jul 2014
3561 posts
Posted on 8/3/16 at 6:25 pm to
I'm here
Posted by LanierSpots
Sarasota, Florida
Member since Sep 2010
69041 posts
Posted on 8/3/16 at 6:27 pm to
Im holding my melt to see what Jovon did before I use it. I am in a holding pattern


May not be on Gus. He may have made the right decision


Posted by Weagle25
THE Football State.
Member since Oct 2011
47419 posts
Posted on 8/3/16 at 6:27 pm to
quote:

Let's go ahead and get this going. I'll give you guys some early talking points:

1. FIRE JAY JACOBS
2. Fire Gus
3. Can we afford Chip Kelly?
4. All out croots are jumping ship
5. Why is being an Auburn fan so painful

Feel free to add anything I left off


Day 1 of fall practice. We're ahead of schedule
Posted by Fear The Thumb
Coastal, AL
Member since Nov 2012
3551 posts
Posted on 8/3/16 at 6:28 pm to
Fire up the coaching search threads.

Posted by tilco
Spanish Fort, AL
Member since Nov 2013
14276 posts
Posted on 8/3/16 at 6:28 pm to
Motherfricker we can't get out of our own damn way
Posted by AUNashville
New Haven
Member since Jul 2014
3561 posts
Posted on 8/3/16 at 6:28 pm to
quote:

He may have made the right decision


I think he already made the wrong decision to let him come to Auburn
Posted by ChexMix
Taste the Deliciousness
Member since Apr 2014
25494 posts
Posted on 8/3/16 at 6:31 pm to
Gus needs to tell us what he got booted for...this is fricking ridiculous.
Posted by undecided
Member since May 2012
15492 posts
Posted on 8/3/16 at 6:31 pm to
I'm gonna kick a puppy if I have to go through a season of, "Hire Petrino". Seriously, I'm gonna stab a kitten
Posted by beatbammer
Member since Sep 2010
38734 posts
Posted on 8/3/16 at 6:31 pm to
6. Step back from the ledge.
7. Or jump.
Posted by TheSandman
Waffle House
Member since Nov 2010
19511 posts
Posted on 8/3/16 at 6:32 pm to
this thread gave me herpes
Posted by Fear The Thumb
Coastal, AL
Member since Nov 2012
3551 posts
Posted on 8/3/16 at 6:32 pm to
Posted by GenesChin
The Promise Land
Member since Feb 2012
37791 posts
Posted on 8/3/16 at 6:32 pm to
Ballsy strategy dismissing your best player
Posted by Prometheus
Member since May 2012
6386 posts
Posted on 8/3/16 at 6:32 pm to
I already had low expectations. Lower now.
Posted by beatbammer
Member since Sep 2010
38734 posts
Posted on 8/3/16 at 6:34 pm to
quote:

Ballsy strategy dismissing your best player


Sean White is still a player in good standing, baw.

Posted by ChexMix
Taste the Deliciousness
Member since Apr 2014
25494 posts
Posted on 8/3/16 at 6:36 pm to
quote:

Sean White is still a player in good standing, baw.
Sean White sucks brah
Posted by undecided
Member since May 2012
15492 posts
Posted on 8/3/16 at 6:45 pm to
Needed that laugh
Posted by undecided
Member since May 2012
15492 posts
Posted on 8/3/16 at 6:47 pm to
Sean White can't separate himself from Jeremy Johnson. Let that sink in. Forget JFIII and Woody Barrett. White can't even get Jeremy fricking Johnson off his back

We're screwed 6 ways to Sunday
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