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Randolph Duke is DOIN' WORK, folks

Posted on 7/19/16 at 4:43 pm
Posted by Roger Klarvin
DFW
Member since Nov 2012
46626 posts
Posted on 7/19/16 at 4:43 pm
He's really gonna show stoopid aggy

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I am in the process of getting hard numbers to prove or disprove the **** claim that the contributions of both West point and Annapolis during WWII were so insignificant neither of their contributions approaches even half of what some cow college in Texas contributed. I sent an email to Sherman Sleep, Historian at the U.S. Military Academy as well as a phone call into teh curator of special collections at Annapolis. It seems the military academies are far more concentrated on developing leaders to protect the country than they are in claiming credit and making everything about them, so they don't have the number of graduates who served during WWII readily available,but they are working on it.

The cow college in Texas, on the other hand, has rough numbers but I find them highly suspect. Remember, they claim Horace Carswell to be an ****, even though Carswell was a graduate of TCU and even in the letter delivered to his widow after his death, Carswell spoke of his beloved TCU. Carwsll was not an ****.

As soon as West Point and Annapolis get back with me, I will pass along the information. After that, we will see what hard numbers the cow college wants to offer. Maybe Telco can get the **** Commandant involved and get us an official response.

Bottom line, West Point and Annapolis are both aware **** is claiming the contributions of the academies during WWII were vastly inferior to the contributions of the agricultural branch college of The University of Texas. They are working on the numbers and I am sure they will respond appropriately in due course.


TLDR: Duke has the military academies, at his personal request, investigating numbers they have been aware of an accepted without challenge for almost 70 years. Dude has MAJOR pull.

Posted by CGSC Lobotomy
Member since Sep 2011
81366 posts
Posted on 7/19/16 at 4:49 pm to
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They are working on the numbers and I am sure they will respond appropriately in due course.


"In due course" for this case means "sometime after the return of Christ".

Also:

quote:

I am in the process of getting hard numbers to prove or disprove the **** claim that the contributions of both West point and Annapolis during WWII were so insignificant neither of their contributions approaches even half of what some cow college in Texas contributed.


The difference is less than 3,000, or 10% at best.
This post was edited on 7/19/16 at 4:50 pm
Posted by Pitch To Johnny
Houston
Member since Jun 2015
4199 posts
Posted on 7/19/16 at 4:55 pm to
I cannot imagine an adult human emailing a Military Academy for the sole purpose of disproving a claim that anonymous posters on the internet are making.

Serious question: Who is this guy? Is he affiliated with the Longhorns in any way? I guess I just don't see why he is so worked up. Just trying to be a hero on Shaggy?
Posted by texag7
College Station
Member since Apr 2014
37667 posts
Posted on 7/19/16 at 4:59 pm to
He is mentally unstable. If I was an A&M higher up I would ban him from ever being on campus.
Posted by cardboardboxer
Member since Apr 2012
34358 posts
Posted on 7/19/16 at 6:19 pm to
quote:

They are working on the numbers and I am sure they will respond appropriately in due course.


And don't forget guys that the Colt's lawyers were THIS CLOSE to shutting down the whole 12th Man thing because of him.

I am scared his is going to dig up Patton one day to try and prove the quote wrong.
Posted by ShaneTheLegLechler
Member since Dec 2011
60329 posts
Posted on 7/19/16 at 6:35 pm to
Without us Charles would have shot up a school or become a serial rapist, so I honestly consider his whole situation a best case type scenario. He's seriously fricked up in the head
This post was edited on 7/19/16 at 6:35 pm
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
ALAMO CITY
Member since Dec 2010
134026 posts
Posted on 7/19/16 at 8:40 pm to
quote:

Bottom line, West Point and Annapolis are both aware **** is claiming the contributions of the academies during WWII were vastly inferior to the contributions of the agricultural branch college of The University of Texas. They are working on the numbers and I am sure they will respond appropriately in due course.


West Point and Annapolis reps likely both cracked quizzical smiles after hanging up with this chucklefrick, then promptly forgot all about him
This post was edited on 7/19/16 at 8:45 pm
Posted by TeLeFaWx
Dallas, TX
Member since Aug 2011
29198 posts
Posted on 7/19/16 at 9:16 pm to
I genuinely think he has severe marital problems or something. I really feel bad for him.
Posted by trickydick12
college station
Member since Sep 2012
1672 posts
Posted on 7/22/16 at 10:23 pm to
To be the fly on the wall for that phone call.

RD - "Hello this is Randolph Duke, Hero of all that are Anti cow college. I sit on a lot of major boards and things so I'm really important. I'm looking into the history of cow colleges. One of these colleges is claiming they are better than you. Sooooooooooo, to solve this problem I need your academy historian to come up with how many academy people served in Dubya Dubya 2. You know the Big 1. Well that's all I need thank you."

Poor Bastard who answered the phone -"So do you work for Chik'fil'a or something?"

RD - "So what your saying in code is that cow college is making up numbers again. Over exaggherated the number by 12%!?! THOSE BASTARDS WOULD! Thank you for your assistance Randolph Duke OUT!"

PBWATP - "What In The Actual frick Was That?"

Posted by Rodo
Houston
Member since Aug 2011
804 posts
Posted on 7/23/16 at 8:05 am to
He'a a troll and he'a winning.

Rodo
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