Sugarless Gummy Bears are apparently laxatives... Epic Amazon Reviews

Posted on 5/25/16 at 11:48 am

Posted by TheDeathValley

New Orleans, LA

Member since Sep 2010

17247 posts

Posted on 5/25/16 at 11:48 am

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Why on earth would anyone buy these sugar-free bears after reviewers warned not to eat more than 15 at a time “unless you are trying to power wash your intestines”?

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“What came out of me felt like someone tried to funnel Niagara Falls through a coffee straw. I swear my sphincters were screaming. It felt like my delicate starfish was a gaping maw projectile vomiting a torrential flood of toxic waste. 100% liquid. Flammable liquid. NAPALM.”

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“I was glued to the toilet seat. Streams of fire burst from my colon. When i wasnt experiencing Satans fury exploding from my rear, i was laying in the fetal position on my bathroom floor, sobbing and asking for forgiveness. Im a 280 pound man. I. Was. Sobbing.

This post was edited on 5/25/16 at 11:56 am

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Posted by Prettyboy Floyd

Pensacola, Florida

Member since Dec 2013

15829 posts

Posted on 5/25/16 at 12:09 pm to TheDeathValley

I agree

I got a bag one time not realizing I got the sugar free and I hurt for 3 days. Shitting water at every turn and just felt downright awful. I normally eat most of a bag in one sitting.

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Posted by Stacked

Member since Apr 2012

5675 posts

Posted on 5/25/16 at 12:14 pm to TheDeathValley

Welcome. The year is 2012 and the crazy, shite-inducing, sugarless gummies are all anyone's talking about.

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Posted by Kentucker