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In heaven there is no beer
Posted on 4/20/16 at 7:08 pm
Posted on 4/20/16 at 7:08 pm
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Posted on 4/20/16 at 7:10 pm to Old Sarge
Yeah there is. full open bar all the time. Plus all them left over virgins from the islamists the US military kills.
Posted on 4/20/16 at 7:17 pm to Old Sarge
Then I don't want to go.
Posted on 4/20/16 at 7:17 pm to Old Sarge
Where does it say that in the Bible?
Posted on 4/20/16 at 7:40 pm to Old Sarge
If golf and craft beer don't exist, I want no part of it. Oh, and Tequila.
Posted on 4/20/16 at 8:42 pm to Old Sarge
I hear the Jews have beer in Sheol
Posted on 4/20/16 at 8:54 pm to Old Sarge
Heaven isn't real
Posted on 4/20/16 at 9:31 pm to Old Sarge
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In heaven there is no beer
Shut your whore mouth.
This post was edited on 4/20/16 at 9:33 pm
Posted on 4/20/16 at 9:57 pm to Old Sarge
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In heaven there is no beer
In my mind heaven isn't heaven if it looks like a Kroger on clouds. So I hope you are right.
Posted on 4/20/16 at 10:57 pm to Old Sarge
What I find fascinating is that our perception of memory is imperfect and incomplete. It's constantly degrading and making things up to fill in the gaps, and on top of that our brain chemistry is never constant. So eternity of what mind and consequently what version of yourself exists in the afterlife? Could you find yourself with your child-like sensibilities? Without the dopamine drive, an earthly reward system that might not have a place in eternity, would beer even be enjoyable?
Posted on 4/20/16 at 11:04 pm to Old Sarge
Jesus loved wine better anyways.
Posted on 4/21/16 at 8:23 am to Old Sarge
Posted on 4/21/16 at 10:12 am to Old Sarge
Not true.
There's beer in Texas.
I seen't it.
There's beer in Texas.
I seen't it.
Posted on 4/21/16 at 5:16 pm to Old Sarge
In my heaven cold beer comes out of warm titties.
Posted on 4/25/16 at 10:50 am to Old Sarge
pretty sure Hell is in a dry County as well.
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