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What's the most outlaw thing you've ever done?
Posted on 12/17/15 at 3:39 pm
Posted on 12/17/15 at 3:39 pm
I gave a good woman a ring.
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Posted on 12/17/15 at 3:43 pm to genro
A lot
Posted on 12/17/15 at 3:45 pm to genro
I had DiGiorno delivered.
Posted on 12/17/15 at 3:54 pm to genro
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Posted on 12/17/15 at 3:59 pm to genro
If you have to ask, you cant handle it...but I will share a bit with you...
I went home with the waitress (like I always do). How was I to know she was with the Russians too?
I went home with the waitress (like I always do). How was I to know she was with the Russians too?
Posted on 12/17/15 at 4:15 pm to genro
Statute of Limitations and all.
Posted on 12/17/15 at 4:35 pm to rootisback
I've been spending all my nights on the internet looking for a clue. I ain't found one yet.
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Posted on 12/17/15 at 4:35 pm to Cheese Grits
Someone has been listening to Sturgill Simpson.
Posted on 12/17/15 at 4:55 pm to bbmj1026
The dreams in my mind all go by so slow. What the hell else can I do?
Posted on 12/17/15 at 4:59 pm to bbmj1026
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Someone has been listening to Sturgill Simpson.
Who is this?
Posted on 12/17/15 at 5:02 pm to Cheese Grits
Won't hear my songs on the radio, the new sound's all the rage.
Posted on 12/17/15 at 5:07 pm to genro
Your mom
Posted on 12/17/15 at 5:09 pm to samson73103
I'm proud to be her son. She told me, "Boy I don't care if you hit it big, you're already number 1."
Posted on 12/17/15 at 6:27 pm to Cheese Grits
I prefer the term "Thug Life"
But, I been spending all my money on weed 'n pills
Trying to write a song that'll pay the bills
But it ain't came yet so I guess I'll have to rob a bank
But, I been spending all my money on weed 'n pills
Trying to write a song that'll pay the bills
But it ain't came yet so I guess I'll have to rob a bank
Posted on 12/17/15 at 6:28 pm to genro
I've run from the cops a few times and gotten away.
Cops busted up a party I was at and while they were inside I jumped behind the wheel of the cop car and rammed it into the other cop car then took off before they came back out.
Got thrown out of the strip club for tossing pennies on stage when they put a fat girl up there....then proceeded to knock out 2 of the bouncers and ran out the door.
Bought a prostitute and at her hotel noticed she kept all of the money in the dresser drawer and while she went to pee stole all of the money and left.
Pulled a gun on a drug dealer because he shorted me on coke
Had a girl just last weekend sit on my center console and suck my friends dick while me and my other friend fingered her.
That's just what I'm willing to admit on here. If you ever watched wolf of wall st I'm basically that guy but with way less money.
Cops busted up a party I was at and while they were inside I jumped behind the wheel of the cop car and rammed it into the other cop car then took off before they came back out.
Got thrown out of the strip club for tossing pennies on stage when they put a fat girl up there....then proceeded to knock out 2 of the bouncers and ran out the door.
Bought a prostitute and at her hotel noticed she kept all of the money in the dresser drawer and while she went to pee stole all of the money and left.
Pulled a gun on a drug dealer because he shorted me on coke
Had a girl just last weekend sit on my center console and suck my friends dick while me and my other friend fingered her.
That's just what I'm willing to admit on here. If you ever watched wolf of wall st I'm basically that guy but with way less money.
Posted on 12/17/15 at 6:32 pm to BowlJackson
They come from the city to lend a hand
Carrying signs saying "Shut the mine down."
But we ain't looking for pity and you don't understand
Go back to your city now. This ain't your town.
Carrying signs saying "Shut the mine down."
But we ain't looking for pity and you don't understand
Go back to your city now. This ain't your town.
Posted on 12/17/15 at 6:38 pm to genro
Peeks in, backs away slowly looking for cops.
Posted on 12/17/15 at 6:54 pm to Cheese Grits
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Who is this?
I thought you were a Kentuckian? Sturgill is an Eastern KY boy who sounds like Waylon and Keith Whitley to me.
Yes I just compared him to other artists and not a frick was given.
^^This is probably the most outlaw thing I've done.
Posted on 12/17/15 at 6:58 pm to genro
But that's the way it goes. Life ain't fair and the world is mean.
Posted on 12/17/15 at 6:58 pm to Robert Goulet
I'm tired of y'all playing dress-up and trying to sing them old country songs.
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