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Nick Saban is the living embodiment of Benjamin Button
Posted on 12/15/15 at 8:48 pm
Posted on 12/15/15 at 8:48 pm
This post was edited on 12/15/15 at 8:53 pm
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Posted on 12/15/15 at 8:52 pm to Bench McElroy
"How old are you, Saban?" "7, but I look a lot older"
Posted on 12/15/15 at 8:55 pm to genro
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It's better for recruits and our image to have a younger looking coach.
No doubt about that. Saban's team has done wonders for his image. I doubt Saban gives two fricks about what he looks like. I just wanted to call him a name.
Posted on 12/15/15 at 9:06 pm to Bench McElroy
He looks more like Chris Fowler than he does himself in that top picture.
Posted on 12/15/15 at 9:08 pm to Bench McElroy
This is actually one of the more original and enjoyable topics on this board as of late. Have an upvote.
Posted on 12/15/15 at 9:08 pm to Asaul
quote:Tennessee fan. They're in their faces several times a day.
Screen name checks out.
Posted on 12/15/15 at 9:08 pm to genro
Admins know he's a alter and they don't give a shite. 
Posted on 12/15/15 at 9:16 pm to Bench McElroy
I've been asking if his dye job is written into his contract with Bama.
But to Saban's credit, his is better than Miles kitchen sink dye job. Plus Miles is a old lady shade red.
But to Saban's credit, his is better than Miles kitchen sink dye job. Plus Miles is a old lady shade red.
Posted on 12/15/15 at 9:18 pm to TT9
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TT9
You are an alter, and I have notified the authorities.
Posted on 12/15/15 at 9:25 pm to icwiener
There's a reason Leanne Tuhoy wanted Lil' Saban.
Posted on 12/15/15 at 9:33 pm to Bench McElroy
Emmert got Saban a PR team at LSU that overhauled his look to make him at least appear more approachable/relatable to the public. Hair, clothes, glasses, etc.
Pretty well-known in Baton Rouge.
Eta:
Emmert was GOAT and his daughter went to my high school and was hot.
CSB
Pretty well-known in Baton Rouge.
Eta:
Emmert was GOAT and his daughter went to my high school and was hot.
CSB
This post was edited on 12/15/15 at 9:35 pm
Posted on 12/15/15 at 9:34 pm to CCTider
He looks like Lumberg in the first two pics. He needs his coffee mug.
Posted on 12/15/15 at 10:48 pm to TheCaterpillar
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Emmert got Saban a PR team at LSU that overhauled his look to make him at least appear more approachable/relatable to the public. Hair, clothes, glasses, etc.
Pretty well-known in Baton Rouge.
Maybe his clothes, but he got contacts and hair dye while he was still at Mich St.
Posted on 12/16/15 at 4:56 am to Bench McElroy
Deer antler spray works wonders
Posted on 12/16/15 at 8:01 am to Snout Spout
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clothes, but he got contacts and hair dye while he was still at Mich St.
He still wore goofball glasses occasionally in BR and that tan though
I don't blame the guy. I'd do it too if it helped my public appearance as a public figure.
Posted on 12/16/15 at 8:08 am to Bench McElroy
He may not be that tall but he's a good looking man for sure.
Posted on 12/16/15 at 8:13 am to Snout Spout
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Maybe his clothes, but he got contacts and hair dye while he was still at Mich St.
and veneers while he was at Alabama
Posted on 12/16/15 at 8:30 am to Bench McElroy
quote:This entire premise is based on Saban using hair dye to look younger. That does not embody Benjamin Button. More like Blanche Devereaux.
Nick Saban is the living embodiment of Benjamin Button
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