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Columbia Missouri restaurant offers "the Butch Jones" pancake burrito
Posted on 9/17/15 at 3:38 pm
Posted on 9/17/15 at 3:38 pm
For all you VOLololols coming to Columbia MO to see if you can break the streak this year, be advised that Cafe Berlin downtown by campus is ready to make you feel at home. For no discernable reason, their breakfast menu features:
Butch Jones
a smaller pancake burrito topped with a half order of Apples and Sausage
and of course, true to Missouri's schizo Border State roots, it also offers both the
Rebel
2 eggs, half order of B&G, choice of meat or veggie sausage Full order of B&G
and the
Yankee
2 eggs your way with pick of meat or veggie sausage choice of side and bread | jr
Butch Jones
a smaller pancake burrito topped with a half order of Apples and Sausage
and of course, true to Missouri's schizo Border State roots, it also offers both the
Rebel
2 eggs, half order of B&G, choice of meat or veggie sausage Full order of B&G
and the
Yankee
2 eggs your way with pick of meat or veggie sausage choice of side and bread | jr
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Posted on 9/17/15 at 3:40 pm to Mizzou Fan in Da ATX
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Rebel
2 eggs, half order of B&G, choice of meat or veggie sausage Full order of B&G
and the
Yankee
2 eggs your way with pick of meat or veggie sausage choice of side and bread | jr
Yankee outsells Rebel I bet.
What's B and G? Bacon ANNNNND Grease? I don't understand Yankee breakfast lingo.
Posted on 9/17/15 at 3:40 pm to Mizzou Fan in Da ATX
Sounds gross
Posted on 9/17/15 at 3:41 pm to Mizzou Fan in Da ATX
No sweet tea
go fornicate thyself
go fornicate thyself
Posted on 9/17/15 at 3:41 pm to Vols&Shaft83
When I'm in Yankee states I just skip breakfast. They use frozen biscuits and canned gravy like a smooth southern gentleman like me would notice. Like that's ever going to fool us. Pffft
Posted on 9/17/15 at 3:42 pm to roadGator
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What's B and G? Bacon ANNNNND Grease? I don't understand Yankee breakfast lingo.
Biscuits and Gravy. Traditional Southern staple. I know its not common in your New York transplant state, but hey, now ya know.
Posted on 9/17/15 at 3:42 pm to Mizzou Fan in Da ATX
Been there several times, the pancake burrito is really good. Last time I went I got bacon peanut butter pancakes. 
Posted on 9/17/15 at 3:45 pm to Mizzou Fan in Da ATX
Good lord. UT folks. Don't fall for the frozen biscuits and canned gravy. It's a trap. Just skip breakfast.
Posted on 9/17/15 at 3:46 pm to Stonehog
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bacon peanut butter pancakes
Posted on 9/17/15 at 3:47 pm to Mizzou Fan in Da ATX
Am I missing the joke? That doesn't make me feel at home at all...what kind of breakfast is that?
Posted on 9/17/15 at 3:50 pm to Robert Goulet
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That doesn't make me feel at home at all
Posted on 9/17/15 at 3:53 pm to Mizzou Fan in Da ATX
Well now I feel better. I was getting ready to call the Berlin Cafe to figure out what the frick was going on.
Posted on 9/17/15 at 3:54 pm to Robert Goulet
Did not see grits. Denotes yankee, southern wannabe.
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veggie sausage
Posted on 9/17/15 at 3:57 pm to Mizzou Fan in Da ATX
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2 eggs, half order of B&G, choice of meat or veggie sausage Full order of B&G
Does B&G = Bourbon & Grits?
Posted on 9/17/15 at 3:58 pm to OlGrandad
How do you like your grits, regular, creamy or al Dente?
Posted on 9/17/15 at 4:00 pm to UOFMO
WTF is a veggie sausage? 
Posted on 9/17/15 at 4:00 pm to OlGrandad
Posted on 9/17/15 at 4:02 pm to TigerBait1971
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WTF is a veggie sausage?
It's slang for a hipster blowjob.
Posted on 9/17/15 at 4:06 pm to Mizzou Fan in Da ATX
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Biscuits and Gravy. Traditional Southern staple.
You do realize in the south that is pretty generic?
Turkey gravy
Bacon gravy
Red eye gravy
Beef gravy
Wavy gravy
White gravy
Sausage gravy
Country gravy
Buttermilk gravy
Posted on 9/17/15 at 4:07 pm to OlGrandad
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veggie sausage
What sick bastard would make sausage out of veggies, hell the person who invented turkey sausage was bad enough.
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