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I would not want to live in Australia

Posted on 8/29/15 at 6:07 pm
Posted by FourThreeForty
Member since May 2013
17290 posts
Posted on 8/29/15 at 6:07 pm
Everything there can kill you by just looking at you wrong. Most poisonous snake, most poisonous lizard, most poisonous octopus, spiders that are are as big as dinner plates, and they always get the coolest shite like...years behind what everybody else does.

Half the place is a freaking desert and the greatest thing that ever came from Australia, Steve Irwin, got rekt by a bitch arse sting ray.


frick.




Okay I'm done with my rant about Australia. Just watched a tribute on The Crocodile Hunter himself and I got rustled. Carry on.
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
120021 posts
Posted on 8/29/15 at 6:28 pm to
Outback Steakhouse doe.
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
ALAMO CITY
Member since Dec 2010
134026 posts
Posted on 8/29/15 at 6:30 pm to
The amount of shite in the Outback that can kill you just by looking at you wrong is flat-out nightmare-inducing.

That said, Outback Steakhouse ftw, like kywildcatfanone said
Posted by WhitewaterDawg
Tennessee
Member since Aug 2011
7233 posts
Posted on 8/29/15 at 6:40 pm to
Great Whites
Posted by BowlJackson
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2013
52881 posts
Posted on 8/29/15 at 7:58 pm to
Even Platypuses are venomous... weirdest damn animal on the planet
Posted by deeprig9
Unincorporated Ozora, Georgia
Member since Sep 2012
64611 posts
Posted on 8/29/15 at 8:23 pm to
Just bought some of the new Terrapin Down Under IPA made from Aussie and New Zealand hops. Was in the fridge for 6 hours before popping one open.... still fricking warm.



God damn Australia.
Posted by HOGS
Crossett
Member since Oct 2003
233 posts
Posted on 8/29/15 at 8:45 pm to
Don't forget about those crocs in fresh water & sea
Posted by derSturm37
Texas
Member since May 2013
1521 posts
Posted on 8/29/15 at 9:16 pm to
Best thing about Australia is that they treat their women like dogs. Go down there and open a door for a babe and see what happens. She, her sister, and all of her friends will be chasing you around until you get on the plane to leave.
Posted by Cockopotamus
Member since Jan 2013
15745 posts
Posted on 8/29/15 at 10:45 pm to
quote:

the greatest thing that ever came from Australia, Steve Irwin


Tame Impala is from Perth, Australia and they are the greatest thing that ever came from Australia.

Posted by Aubie Spr96
lolwut?
Member since Dec 2009
41351 posts
Posted on 8/29/15 at 11:00 pm to
Roommate spent a summer there. He said they loved Americans and as soon as he started talking, they recognize the accent and start buying him beers. He said it was the best trip he's ever taken.
Posted by Mullet Flap
Lysdexia
Member since Jun 2015
4208 posts
Posted on 8/30/15 at 12:04 am to
I sense a rustle down under......
Posted by Reservoir dawg
Member since Oct 2013
14176 posts
Posted on 8/30/15 at 5:43 am to
Less dangerous than Africa.
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