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How to make soccer a watchable sport
Posted on 5/21/15 at 10:41 pm
Posted on 5/21/15 at 10:41 pm
1. Randomly planted Bouncing Bettie's on the pitch.
2. The ball will explode into a mushroom cloud with a 3 meter kill radius, every 38th kick.
3. The goalie is allowed a shotgun.
4. Limit the athletes to naked Itilian supermodels.
5. In the event of a tie after the 74th hour (or minute......I don't know, I've never watched that long), machetes for everyone on the field.
2. The ball will explode into a mushroom cloud with a 3 meter kill radius, every 38th kick.
3. The goalie is allowed a shotgun.
4. Limit the athletes to naked Itilian supermodels.
5. In the event of a tie after the 74th hour (or minute......I don't know, I've never watched that long), machetes for everyone on the field.
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Posted on 5/21/15 at 11:07 pm to five_fivesix
Soccer is fine as is.
Posted on 5/21/15 at 11:09 pm to five_fivesix
How to make OP a tolerable human being.
1. OP kills himself
1. OP kills himself
Posted on 5/21/15 at 11:11 pm to five_fivesix
Soccer is a great sport. Every southern redneck who thinks soccer is "gay" or "un-American" is a mouth breather.
Posted on 5/21/15 at 11:17 pm to five_fivesix
Soccer is the greatest sport in the world.
Posted on 5/21/15 at 11:46 pm to five_fivesix
Let you & I shoot at the soccer ball with M855 5.56mm ball...
No M856, just to make it sporting.
No M856, just to make it sporting.
Posted on 5/21/15 at 11:47 pm to five_fivesix
Why do you want supermodels to get blown up? Are you a gay?
Posted on 5/22/15 at 6:07 am to five_fivesix
It's better than baseball, let's work on baseball first
Posted on 5/22/15 at 7:56 am to five_fivesix
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4. Limit the athletes to naked Italian supermodels.
5. In the event of a tie after the 74th hour (or minute......I don't know, I've never watched that long), machetes for everyone on the field.
Posted on 5/22/15 at 8:52 am to five_fivesix
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4. Limit the athletes to naked Itilian supermodels.
Posted on 5/22/15 at 10:03 am to five_fivesix
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4. Limit the athletes to naked Itilian supermodels.
So Andrea Pirlo can keep playing?
Posted on 5/22/15 at 10:22 am to five_fivesix
That would at least make that shite watchable. frick soccer.
Posted on 5/22/15 at 10:40 am to five_fivesix
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4. Limit the athletes to naked Itilian supermodels.
I agree with all but this, unless you're referring to the male sort. The female ones should be in the stands jumping up and down, doing handstands, etc.
Posted on 5/22/15 at 3:20 pm to five_fivesix
all 'fishing' aside.
We hear less and less about soccer hate with each passing year.
How long until the hold outs just give up bitching about it?
We hear less and less about soccer hate with each passing year.
How long until the hold outs just give up bitching about it?
Posted on 5/22/15 at 4:26 pm to five_fivesix
I used to think soccer was gay, and then I started watching high level soccer.
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