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re: What's with this myth of Auburn not sharing the carries on offense?

Posted on 3/18/15 at 10:37 pm to
Posted by FourThreeForty
Member since May 2013
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Posted on 3/18/15 at 10:37 pm to
You've seemed a bit insecure lately
Posted by DaleDenton
Member since Jun 2010
42354 posts
Posted on 3/18/15 at 10:38 pm to
Is getting beat 30-0 impressive to you?
Posted by DaleDenton
Member since Jun 2010
42354 posts
Posted on 3/18/15 at 10:38 pm to
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You've seemed a bit insecure lately


Gingers get that way around St. Patrick's Day.
Posted by TTsTowel
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Member since Feb 2010
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Posted on 3/18/15 at 10:39 pm to
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Just started watching football yesterday. Trying to catch up on YouTube. But even I can look at the stats and tell you Marshall was sacked 32 times in the last two years. So are you telling me that there weren't another 68 times that he didn't get sacked and gained positive yards on pass plays? Those 32 are counted as rushes.
Of course. Does that matter? He's a running quarterback that rushed for a ton of yards on a ton of designed running plays.
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You certainly don't have to spread the ball to just running backs. That is a fact. However, when your main point is that you are running back U, you may want to skip the part about all the quarter back rushes. They are not, in fact, running backs, and only serve to make you look dumb posting their stats in relation to the running backs.
Auburn is running back U, but has been rushing attack U since Gus Malzahn arrived.
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They are not, in fact, running backs, and only serve to make you look dumb posting their stats in relation to the running backs.
RUSHING ATTACK U, BITCH
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I feel like I'm discussing something with my 7 year old the way you structure your argument.
Posted by TTsTowel
RIP Bow9den/Coastie
Member since Feb 2010
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Posted on 3/18/15 at 10:39 pm to
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Please kill the "OMG LOOK WE WON A BOWL GAME AND YOU DIDN'T " shite. I realize it's really important to you, but it is impressive to no one else.
No kidding.

Anyone would take a bowl loss over not being good enough to make a bowl game.
Posted by WestCoastAg
Member since Oct 2012
145267 posts
Posted on 3/18/15 at 10:40 pm to
41-38
Posted by Tornado Alley
Member since Mar 2012
26619 posts
Posted on 3/18/15 at 10:40 pm to
Shutting out a 9-win team that beat four ten-win teams and finished in the top 20 is far more impressive than a bowl win over a dead program, so yes. Hang your hat on that more than some shitty bowl win. I do realize that wouldn't help the narrative though.
Posted by TTsTowel
RIP Bow9den/Coastie
Member since Feb 2010
91654 posts
Posted on 3/18/15 at 10:41 pm to
I hate you.

Your fanbase was surprisingly fun to be around, though.
Posted by Tornado Alley
Member since Mar 2012
26619 posts
Posted on 3/18/15 at 10:42 pm to
Sometimes I forget that some of y'all either believe the shite y'all spew or you've spewed it long enough that you have forgotten what reality is.
Posted by DaleDenton
Member since Jun 2010
42354 posts
Posted on 3/18/15 at 10:42 pm to
So is getting blown out in a game by a small private Christian school impressive?
Posted by Fratigerguy
Member since Jan 2014
4751 posts
Posted on 3/18/15 at 10:42 pm to
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Are you jealous of Running Back U? Are you jealous of Gus Malzahn's offensive genius? Are you jealous of Auburn's running back recruiting?


Had you posted RUSHING ATTACK U BITCH in your first post, I would have read it, down voted, laughed and moved on. But your leading rusher in one of the years was a QB and the second in 2 other years was the same. Fix your OP if you got any nuts at all.
Posted by Latarian
Thug POS
Member since Jul 2010
27606 posts
Posted on 3/18/15 at 10:42 pm to
2013? stretching now
Posted by WestCoastAg
Member since Oct 2012
145267 posts
Posted on 3/18/15 at 10:43 pm to
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I hate you
:(
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Your fanbase was surprisingly fun to be around, though.
see, bud light lime at tailgates can be done
Posted by Latarian
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Member since Jul 2010
27606 posts
Posted on 3/18/15 at 10:44 pm to
haha you are so fricking mad, love it!

good job Dale
Posted by geauxnavybeatbama
Member since Jul 2013
25134 posts
Posted on 3/18/15 at 10:44 pm to
you two need to calm your tits


Posted by Tornado Alley
Member since Mar 2012
26619 posts
Posted on 3/18/15 at 10:44 pm to
This thread isn't about Ole Miss.

This thread is about TT being sensitive as of late and y'all spewing typical tFlagship BS about winning a bowl game when it's the only thing y'all have on Auburn at the moment, and it's a stretch to say you have it at all.
Posted by Tornado Alley
Member since Mar 2012
26619 posts
Posted on 3/18/15 at 10:45 pm to
Naa, bruh. You know by now that only Grinders get me rustled.
Posted by Latarian
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Member since Jul 2010
27606 posts
Posted on 3/18/15 at 10:45 pm to
we also have a coach trending up in wins and Auburn has a coach trending down.

:trajectories:
Posted by DaleDenton
Member since Jun 2010
42354 posts
Posted on 3/18/15 at 10:45 pm to
An Ole Miss fan white knighting, hood intact, for Auburn.

I would say I've seen it all, but then we are reminded of the Auburn fan white knighting for OM on a campus a few years back.

Birds of a feather, or some shite.
Posted by TTsTowel
RIP Bow9den/Coastie
Member since Feb 2010
91654 posts
Posted on 3/18/15 at 10:46 pm to
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see, bud light lime at tailgates can be done
I actually got to the game 5 minutes before kick-off and had to run to the stadium, so I wasn't able to mingle at a tailgate spot. I was sitting beside a dude that had no idea about football, though. He was a Texas A&M fan, his girlfriend was an Auburn fan. She was correcting him about pretty much everything. It kept my mind off losing, for sure. The fanbase was pleasant at the end of the day. I was pissed off when I left and no Texas A&M fan was being a dick or trying to fight me.

"SACK HIM, SACK HIM" the guy said as Cam Artis-Payne was running 10 yards down field.
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