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Favorite way to sneak alcohol into ballgames?
Posted on 2/11/15 at 2:42 pm
Posted on 2/11/15 at 2:42 pm
Self explanatory. I'll go first.
Warm weather games: I use a boot to hide a flask, flexi-flask, or just small bottles.
Cold weather games: there's a pocket that's kind of hidden in a Beaufort jacket. I've snuck 20 ounces of shine and it doesn't look at all different.
Saw a cheerleader sneak a fifth in with her gym bag and pass it into the student section once.
Warm weather games: I use a boot to hide a flask, flexi-flask, or just small bottles.
Cold weather games: there's a pocket that's kind of hidden in a Beaufort jacket. I've snuck 20 ounces of shine and it doesn't look at all different.
Saw a cheerleader sneak a fifth in with her gym bag and pass it into the student section once.
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Posted on 2/11/15 at 2:44 pm to LegendOfCobb
Of of my dates put fire water into 5 different test tubes and then put those test tubes into tampon wrappers in like 2005.
Now they actually sell something that does that, which I am 95% sure was not being sold at that time.
Missed out on my millions.
Now they actually sell something that does that, which I am 95% sure was not being sold at that time.
Missed out on my millions.
This post was edited on 2/11/15 at 2:45 pm
Posted on 2/11/15 at 2:44 pm to LegendOfCobb
Flask in my wife's purse.
Posted on 2/11/15 at 2:45 pm to LegendOfCobb
stick a whiskey bottle up my butt
Posted on 2/11/15 at 2:45 pm to LegendOfCobb
My pocket. Usually not the one with the my cellphone, just in case the airplanes leak.
Posted on 2/11/15 at 2:45 pm to LegendOfCobb
Bring an Aggie. They'll love to sneak it in up their anus.
Posted on 2/11/15 at 2:45 pm to SummerOfGeorge
Wow, I like the boozy tampon. A for creativity.
Posted on 2/11/15 at 2:45 pm to beaver
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stick a whiskey bottle up my butt
Kills 2 birds with 1 stone. Auburn engineering, brilliant.
Posted on 2/11/15 at 2:46 pm to LegendOfCobb
Mini bottle in girl's bra 
Posted on 2/11/15 at 2:46 pm to LegendOfCobb
Millions I tell you, millions
Posted on 2/11/15 at 2:47 pm to LegendOfCobb
Flask is the best, plastic flask if they're wanding people.
I once snuck about 20 red jello shots in 1.5 oz solo containers (with lids) on my person. It worked great until one of the girls I snuck them in for leaped into my lap with about 5 still in my pocket. It looked like someone ripped off my cock.
I once snuck about 20 red jello shots in 1.5 oz solo containers (with lids) on my person. It worked great until one of the girls I snuck them in for leaped into my lap with about 5 still in my pocket. It looked like someone ripped off my cock.
This post was edited on 2/11/15 at 2:47 pm
Posted on 2/11/15 at 2:48 pm to SummerOfGeorge
This isn't exactly responsive, but in law school, WestLaw (a legal search engine and publishing company) gave out flexi-flasks during football season. It's the only promo of theirs I ever kept.
Posted on 2/11/15 at 2:49 pm to RagingCajun3195
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Bring an Aggie. They'll love to sneak it in up their anus.
No can do, falls right out.
Posted on 2/11/15 at 2:49 pm to SummerOfGeorge
"No one messes with your tampons!" 
Posted on 2/11/15 at 2:49 pm to RagingCajun3195
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Bring an Aggie. They'll love to sneak it in up their anus.
That sounds more like a Vol's plan. But then again, maybe they just hang an enema bag from their neck.
Posted on 2/11/15 at 2:49 pm to LegendOfCobb
Lexis gives out the good swag...WestLaw is a better service
I think Lexis gave the 1Ls free pocket phone chargers this year
I think Lexis gave the 1Ls free pocket phone chargers this year
Posted on 2/11/15 at 2:50 pm to CockInYourEar
Yeah I'm always a little reticent to try to use a nice flask, just in case they take it. I think you've got to have sort of a gameday/idiot proof one.
Posted on 2/11/15 at 2:50 pm to beaver
quote:fifth or handle?
stick a whiskey bottle up my butt
Posted on 2/11/15 at 2:50 pm to SummerOfGeorge
In a Whizzinator. The black one holds more.
Posted on 2/11/15 at 2:51 pm to beaver
Damn. I could use a pocket charger. And unlimited law student access to like the weirdest secondary sources. But yes, Lexis is absolute garbage.
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