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re: If you want to see a Barner singing the Alabama fight song....
Posted on 1/23/15 at 6:55 am to antibarner
Posted on 1/23/15 at 6:55 am to antibarner
A farmer in Cullman, AL was getting worried about a newborn calf of his. He called the local veterinarian (who happens to be an Auburn alum) to express his concerns and asked him if he could make a house call. The vet drives out to the man's farm the next day to check on the man's calf.
Farmer: "Ya see doc, it's the weirdest thing. Everytime I lift this calf's tail up this happens."
(Farmer lifts the young cow's tail up and out comes: "Yea Alabama, drown 'em tide!!")
Farmer: "Ain't that crazy? You ever seen anything like that?
Vet: "Well sir, I'll have to be honest, this doesn't shock me one bit."
Farmer: "What you mean, doc?"
Vet: "I've been hearing assholes sing that song my whole life."
Farmer: "Ya see doc, it's the weirdest thing. Everytime I lift this calf's tail up this happens."
(Farmer lifts the young cow's tail up and out comes: "Yea Alabama, drown 'em tide!!")
Farmer: "Ain't that crazy? You ever seen anything like that?
Vet: "Well sir, I'll have to be honest, this doesn't shock me one bit."
Farmer: "What you mean, doc?"
Vet: "I've been hearing assholes sing that song my whole life."
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Posted on 1/23/15 at 7:13 am to boddagetta
Posted on 1/23/15 at 9:52 am to boddagetta
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He called the local veterinarian (who happens to be an Auburn alum)
Must be the type of doctor who sexually preys on his patients.
Posted on 1/23/15 at 10:37 am to boddagetta
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A farmer in Cullman, AL was getting worried about a newborn calf of his. He called the local veterinarian (who happens to be an Auburn alum) to express his concerns and asked him if he could make a house call. The vet drives out to the man's farm the next day to check on the man's calf.
Farmer: "Ya see doc, it's the weirdest thing. Everytime I lift this calf's tail up this happens."
(Farmer lifts the young cow's tail up and out comes: "Yea Alabama, drown 'em tide!!")
Farmer: "Ain't that crazy? You ever seen anything like that?
Vet: "Well sir, I'll have to be honest, this doesn't shock me one bit."
Farmer: "What you mean, doc?"
Vet: "I've been hearing assholes sing that song my whole life."
Posted on 1/23/15 at 10:50 am to boddagetta
quote:Now who would have expected a "farm" joke coming from an Auburn fan?
A farmer in Cullman, AL was getting worried about a newborn calf of his. He called the local veterinarian (who happens to be an Auburn alum) to express his concerns and asked him if he could make a house call. The vet drives out to the man's farm the next day to check on the man's calf. Farmer: "Ya see doc, it's the weirdest thing. Everytime I lift this calf's tail up this happens." (Farmer lifts the young cow's tail up and out comes: "Yea Alabama, drown 'em tide!!") Farmer: "Ain't that crazy? You ever seen anything like that? Vet: "Well sir, I'll have to be honest, this doesn't shock me one bit." Farmer: "What you mean, doc?" Vet: "I've been hearing assholes sing that song my whole life."
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