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re: Jesus debate thread. Updated: 30 vs. 3. Existence CONFIRMED!

Posted on 1/20/15 at 9:45 pm to
Posted by beaver
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Posted on 1/20/15 at 9:45 pm to
he likely existed

he 100% was a normal dude
Posted by ATLRebel
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Posted on 1/20/15 at 9:48 pm to
Yup
Posted by Roger Klarvin
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Posted on 1/20/15 at 9:49 pm to
I would much rather hang out with Jesus than Muhammad. Jesus seems like the kind of guy you could have a beer with and talk about the important things in life, Muhammad seems like a guy who would chop your dick off if you looked at him wrong.
Posted by Robert Goulet
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Posted on 1/20/15 at 9:50 pm to
Jesus existed and he and Muhammad were buttlovers, but it ended rather bitterly.

Jan Hus used to feed the geese thinking of Jesus/Muhammad going at it. fricking gross if you ask me.
Posted by Roger Klarvin
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Posted on 1/20/15 at 9:53 pm to
frick me in the arse because I love Jesus

LINK
Posted by Tiguar
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Posted on 1/20/15 at 10:00 pm to
Posted by Robert Goulet
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Posted on 1/20/15 at 10:03 pm to


Pretty funny. Unfortunately, I heard of but never met a girl that actually believed this. I would rail that blonde though.
Posted by hg
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Posted on 1/20/15 at 10:06 pm to
Yes
Posted by DownSouthJukin
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Posted on 1/20/15 at 10:16 pm to
In for exists and continues to exist.
Posted by scrooster
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Posted on 1/20/15 at 10:17 pm to
Yes, absolutely Jesus existed ... and his spirit lives-on.
Posted by Rebelgator
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Posted on 1/20/15 at 10:18 pm to
Yeah
Posted by betweenthebara
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Posted on 1/20/15 at 10:43 pm to
Start a spinoff thread listing the "miracles" Jesus allegedly performed, and then ask the people if they believe they literally happened. Would be very curious to see those responses.
Posted by Ted2010
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Posted on 1/21/15 at 12:36 am to
Yes, Yeshua did exist.
Posted by StrawsDrawnAtRandom
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Posted on 1/21/15 at 12:39 am to
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
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Posted on 1/21/15 at 12:40 am to
Posted by StrawsDrawnAtRandom
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Posted on 1/21/15 at 12:42 am to
quote:

Going to answer for straws. He is a conglomeration of multiple people who were simply all credited as being the same person.


That's not exactly my response but I'll accept it.

For the most part:

1. Miracle Jesus is pretty much said not to have existed.

2. The articles in which provide evidence for Jesus are all from the same sources that list him as a miracle worker, who no one believes.

3. ???

4. Profit.
Posted by WestCoastAg
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Posted on 1/21/15 at 12:49 am to
Can confirm he did
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
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Posted on 1/21/15 at 12:54 am to
I am He
Posted by BlackPawnMartyr
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Posted on 1/21/15 at 1:15 am to
Ha reminded me of Louie from The State for some reason...

LINK
Posted by TeLeFaWx
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Posted on 1/21/15 at 2:52 am to
Did Mohamed exist? I would guess yes to both. What's the difference between Mohamed and Jesus and what does their existence on the planet have to do with anything?
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