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Women are slobs
Posted on 1/18/15 at 11:31 pm
Posted on 1/18/15 at 11:31 pm
And don't even get me started about the interior of most women's car . . .
Amiright?
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Posted on 1/18/15 at 11:38 pm to Bham4Tide
You right.
Posted on 1/18/15 at 11:42 pm to Bham4Tide
Especially when they're on their period and you just want a b.j. Sorry i dont like ketchup on my hot dog. 
Posted on 1/18/15 at 11:47 pm to Bham4Tide
We have 10x more crap than males that we must have & carry around with us on a daily basis just to exist, and we never have enough room for it all. It's men's fault.
Posted on 1/18/15 at 11:47 pm to Bham4Tide
Yes they are ... all three of my daughters were total slobs. I had to stay on them constantly to keep their rooms clean. Now they're all grown and gone and they claim they are keeping their houses and apartments tidy ... but I doubt it.
Posted on 1/18/15 at 11:55 pm to Arkla Missy
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We have 10x more crap than males that we must have & carry around with us on a daily basis just to exist, and we never have enough room for it all. It's men's fault.
No, it's women's fault for judging the frick out of each other no matter what.
We don't even know what split ends are, but if that bitch Rebecca finds out at work? Oh nuh-uh, we can't have that.
*Snap, snap. Headweave.*
This post was edited on 1/18/15 at 11:55 pm
Posted on 1/19/15 at 2:00 am to StrawsDrawnAtRandom
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I'm not a slob. I just leave lots of hair everywhere.
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*Snap, snap. Headweave.*
I'm not a slob. I just leave lots of hair everywhere.
Posted on 1/19/15 at 2:07 am to StrawsDrawnAtRandom
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No, it's women's fault for judging the frick out of each other no matter what.
We don't even know what split ends are, but if that bitch Rebecca finds out at work? Oh nuh-uh, we can't have that.
No, I dgaf about what bitch Rebecca from work thinks about me, but if she finds out I have split ends, she'll go running to Tom, the dude in the office I'm crushing on (which bitch Becca knows about), and run her big fat, lying mouth to him about my split ends, making it sound like I have some horrid, communicable disease you can't get rid of. Since he's so ignorant about split ends & women in general, he'll believe her because he doesn't realize he's getting played by an evil bitch, so he'll blow me off - the nice girl who just needs a hair trim & minimal girly crap - and end up with Becca, the royal manipulative high maintenance bitchy whore who has to have 2 bathrooms/dressing rooms just to keep all of her crap in she needs to maintain her "look." He realizes his mistake the first time he spends the night at her place & sees her massive amount of shite strewn all over her bathroom vanities & dressing table, and particularly when he sees her the next morning, in the sunlight, without make-up or her clip-in hair extensions. And since he much prefers bitch Becca's "dolled-up look" over her "morning look," he realizes he'll happily put up with her slobbishness ... He wants a "10" not a "2"- even if it comes from a bottle & a tube (or several dozen) and fake hair & nails.
When it gets back to me through the office grapevine about what Becca the bitch has done & how she manipulated dumbass Tom with lies & superficiality - and it worked - I run right out after work & purchase an SUV-load of new make-up, skin care & hair products (including hair accessories), the newest hair curling & straightening irons, teeth whitening kits, waxing kits & razors, bleaching kits, mani & pedi kits, & a couple dozen bottles of nail polish. I need something new to put all the shite in, so I buy a Chanel handbag. To make myself feel better about spending all of that $$$$ on superficial crap, I buy a couple of complete outfits - jeans, blouse, & boots and a dress & heels. Of course, I must buy new earrings to wear with both, not to mention lacy undergarments, and on my way out of the department store, I pick up a bottle of J'adore - my favorite perfume. When I get home and begin attempting to put all of my new crap away, no doubt I have zero space left for it, so it just goes wherever I can sit it - mainly bathroom vanities & dressing tables, desk, dresser tops, night stands, etc. ... Now, I'm well on my way to becoming a bitchy Becca slob all because Tom was too stupid to know that split ends are harmless & not contagious, and he preferred the superficial, artificial "look" of Becca the bitch which can only be attained through the use of enough cosmetic, skin care, hair, teeth, & nail products to fill up a Walgreens, but must be stored in the available space provided by a home bathroom ... therefore women are forced, by men, to be slobs. Sad, really.
This post was edited on 1/19/15 at 2:26 am
Posted on 1/19/15 at 2:10 am to Arkla Missy
What I gathered from this is that...
y'all wimmenz be cray
y'all wimmenz be cray
Posted on 1/19/15 at 2:12 am to Bham4Tide
I remember walking into the bathroom barefoot to use the restroom and my feet literally sticking to the floor and making noises every time i lifted them. I certainly dont miss the hair spray late 80s/ early 90s.
Posted on 1/19/15 at 2:13 am to TbirdSpur2010
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What I gathered from this is that...
y'all wimmenz be cray
Yes, but spot on.
Posted on 1/19/15 at 2:38 am to Bham4Tide
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People are slobs
Posted on 1/19/15 at 2:45 am to TbirdSpur2010
I know, Tbird, but it's hard to try to maintain sanity when 3/4 of the population of women are bitches, as well as crazy, and the entire population of men are just ... men. 
... The trick is to try to stay away from the females who are 100% crazy AND who are bitches. Actually, both the craziness & bitchiness are in varying degrees. It's just unbearable when females are 100% of BOTH. Awful.
... The trick is to try to stay away from the females who are 100% crazy AND who are bitches. Actually, both the craziness & bitchiness are in varying degrees. It's just unbearable when females are 100% of BOTH. Awful. Posted on 1/19/15 at 2:46 am to LarrytheGolfer
Larry, are these your words or your father's?
Posted on 1/19/15 at 3:07 am to Arkla Missy
Posted on 1/19/15 at 3:14 am to Arkla Missy
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No, I dgaf about what bitch Rebecca from work thinks about me, but if she finds out I have split ends, she'll go running to Tom, the dude in the office I'm crushing on (which bitch Becca knows about), and run her big fat, lying mouth to him about my split ends, making it sound like I have some horrid, communicable disease you can't get rid of. Since he's so ignorant about split ends & women in general, he'll believe her because he doesn't realize he's getting played by an evil bitch, so he'll blow me off - the nice girl who just needs a hair trim & minimal girly crap - and end up with Becca, the royal manipulative high maintenance bitchy whore who has to have 2 bathrooms/dressing rooms just to keep all of her crap in she needs to maintain her "look." He realizes his mistake the first time he spends the night at her place & sees her massive amount of shite strewn all over her bathroom vanities & dressing table, and particularly when he sees her the next morning, in the sunlight, without make-up or her clip-in hair extensions. And since he much prefers bitch Becca's "dolled-up look" over her "morning look," he realizes he'll happily put up with her slobbishness ... He wants a "10" not a "2"- even if it comes from a bottle & a tube (or several dozen) and fake hair & nails.
When it gets back to me through the office grapevine about what Becca the bitch has done & how she manipulated dumbass Tom with lies & superficiality - and it worked - I run right out after work & purchase an SUV-load of new make-up, skin care & hair products (including hair accessories), the newest hair curling & straightening irons, teeth whitening kits, waxing kits & razors, bleaching kits, mani & pedi kits, & a couple dozen bottles of nail polish. I need something new to put all the shite in, so I buy a Chanel handbag. To make myself feel better about spending all of that $$$$ on superficial crap, I buy a couple of complete outfits - jeans, blouse, & boots and a dress & heels. Of course, I must buy new earrings to wear with both, not to mention lacy undergarments, and on my way out of the department store, I pick up a bottle of J'adore - my favorite perfume. When I get home and begin attempting to put all of my new crap away, no doubt I have zero space left for it, so it just goes wherever I can sit it - mainly bathroom vanities & dressing tables, desk, dresser tops, night stands, etc. ... Now, I'm well on my way to becoming a bitchy Becca slob all because Tom was too stupid to know that split ends are harmless & not contagious, and he preferred the superficial, artificial "look" of Becca the bitch which can only be attained through the use of enough cosmetic, skin care, hair, teeth, & nail products to fill up a Walgreens, but must be stored in the available space provided by a home bathroom ... therefore women are forced, by men, to be slobs. Sad, really.
frick this shite
Posted on 1/19/15 at 4:03 am to Arkla Missy
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We have 10x more crap than males that we must have & carry around with us on a daily basis just to exist, and we never have enough room for it all. It's men's fault.
What do you need besides a comb, brush, razor for the legs, and a mirror?
Women are conditioned to have all this shite, but that doesn't mean you need all that shite.
Posted on 1/19/15 at 5:02 am to jefffan
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What do you need besides a comb, brush, razor for the legs, and a mirror?
And armpits - this ain't Europe.
To answer your question, see my above story of Bitchy Becca, Tom the superficial dumbass, & myself. There is a thorough description of what females need & why.
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Women are conditioned to have all this shite, but that doesn't mean you need all that shite.
We are "conditioned" for a reason; it's in the story as well. I'll refer you there again. Roger Klarvin was so impressed, he quoted it in it's entirety. ... And don't tell us what shite we need & don't, or touch our shite. It might look like a pig sty to you all, but we know where every damn eye shadow, lip gloss, & hair gel tube is sitting. DO NOT move it.
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Posted on 1/19/15 at 5:13 am to LittleSparrow
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Yes, but spot on.
Happy to see another female (I think) is here & gets it.
... We know why we're the way we are. 
Posted on 1/19/15 at 5:23 am to scrooster
I'm with scrooster on this our daughters were pigs as well in terms of keeping their rooms clean
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