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Will Muschamp: Program Cancer
Posted on 1/17/15 at 3:08 am
Posted on 1/17/15 at 3:08 am
Given the far too generous opinion many on here have of the worst SEC head coach in the last decade or so, I thought it'd be interesting to share a post from another site that details his trail of destruction:
TL, DR - Will Muschamp derails teams, degrades talent and then since he's a classic suck up who always ducks responsibility tosses everyone but his own Cro-magnon arse under the bus on the way out the door. But hey, enjoy Aubbie just don't act shocked when Gus and he start fighting, remember he specifically can't understand why anyone would sign to play defense on a HUNH team.
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If the guy is deadseat on joining Muschimp's Next Fukkup, more power to him! Chimp was on Saban's staff, and got demoted to position coach when Saban took the NFL job. Chimp was butthurt and left. Great move by Lil Nick. Chimp went to Auburn, promptly started bytching about excessive offense and apparently got The Riverboat Gambler to listen and adopt Mushball. Awbie has a losing season, Gambler gets fired, Chimp moves to Texas. Chimp convinces Texas that offense is to be disdained bc it puts defense in tough position, Brown apparently listens, TEXAS has a losing season, Chimp moves to UF, Mack Brown resigns the next year. Chimp comes to UF, has one winning SEC season in 4 years, destroys offense and roster, gets fired.
TL, DR - Will Muschamp derails teams, degrades talent and then since he's a classic suck up who always ducks responsibility tosses everyone but his own Cro-magnon arse under the bus on the way out the door. But hey, enjoy Aubbie just don't act shocked when Gus and he start fighting, remember he specifically can't understand why anyone would sign to play defense on a HUNH team.
This post was edited on 1/17/15 at 3:12 am
Posted on 1/17/15 at 3:11 am to socraticsilence
show me where he touched you...
but yeah...i love hearing aTm and AU fans screaming how good thier D will be lol
but yeah...i love hearing aTm and AU fans screaming how good thier D will be lol

Posted on 1/17/15 at 3:11 am to socraticsilence
Will Muschamp is going to be successful at Auburn.
Stop melting and deal with it.
Stop melting and deal with it.
Posted on 1/17/15 at 3:14 am to unbanmepls
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Will Muschamp is going to be successful at Auburn.
Bookmarked
Posted on 1/17/15 at 3:15 am to unbanmepls
He was so "successful" at Texas they're still recovering from him
Posted on 1/17/15 at 3:18 am to socraticsilence
Will Muschamp didn't frick Texas half as bad as the boosters did.
Posted on 1/17/15 at 3:28 am to cajunsack
Hey have you ever heard of this cool show called Breaking Bad?
Posted on 1/17/15 at 3:28 am to socraticsilence
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the worst SEC head coach in the last decade or so
The generous opinion is that everyone thinks you're an idiot.
Posted on 1/17/15 at 3:35 am to diddydirtyAubie
Other than perhaps John L who took a program as high as Florida was (56-12 in the 5 years before Boom took over; stacked with at worst the third best roster in the SEC) to as low as he took them ( 29-22 over his tenure, a roster barely in the top half of the SEC) .
This post was edited on 1/17/15 at 3:39 am
Posted on 1/17/15 at 4:08 am to socraticsilence
Worst coach is Dooley. Bar none.
Posted on 1/17/15 at 4:23 am to socraticsilence
quote:Really hope a grown man didn't write that.
Chimp went to Auburn, promptly started bytching about excessive offense and apparently got The Riverboat Gambler to listen and adopt Mushball. Awbie has a losing season, Gambler gets fired, Chimp moves to Texas.

Looking past the way it's written, there's really nothing correct about this. Tubs was a defense geared coach. Offense has always taken a back seat on his teams. And Muschamp left at the end of 2007 season (9-4); Tubs was fired after the 2008 season (5-7) due to the trainwreck offense he tried to implement after Borges left
Bottom line, Muschamp's defenses at Auburn were ranked in the top10. Even in 2008 (the year after Muschamp left) the defense was solid. But hey, believe what you want
Posted on 1/17/15 at 4:51 am to socraticsilence
My god you are butthurt and a fricking retard. You probably fit in well at whatever site that stupid damn post came from.
Posted on 1/17/15 at 5:02 am to socraticsilence
He wasn't a good HC, which is surprising. Any person that doesn't think he is an elite DC is an absolute idiot. UF's D's were stout under him. His problem was he couldn't decide what O he wanted to run.....and had OC's that couldn't recruit a quality QB.
This post was edited on 1/17/15 at 6:04 am
Posted on 1/17/15 at 7:19 am to socraticsilence
Muschamp is a fine man and a Damned Good Dawg.
Posted on 1/17/15 at 7:33 am to socraticsilence
Florida fans are melting so bad right now. Muschamp didnt have the success they were hoping, but now that he is at Auburn, he is raiding all of their recruits
Posted on 1/17/15 at 7:36 am to ChexMix
You think their butthurt is bad now, wait until Ivey commits to Auburn 

Posted on 1/17/15 at 7:38 am to cajunsack
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Bookmarked
Go ahead and waste your time on that Junkie
Posted on 1/17/15 at 7:42 am to jangalang
He has had top 10 defenses almost every year. He recruits and brings energy. No one will change Gus' offense.
Posted on 1/17/15 at 7:54 am to allin2010
Which is such a fallacy because everytime we played a good team like Bama, we were throttled.
Good defenses don't give up the yards and points UF did. Ever.
I think you'll find out quickly how much he's fallen off.
Good defenses don't give up the yards and points UF did. Ever.
I think you'll find out quickly how much he's fallen off.
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