re: UF Fans Have It Worse Than LSU Fans

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This shows your ignorance about Florida's program.

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I am INCREDIBLY ignorant about your program because unlike EVERY OTHER SEC program your dirty laundry barely ends up here. And its not just an East thing. I know why Georgia lacks an IPF, the reason for USC's caboose thing, and EXACTLY why Tenn sucks shite today but I don't know shite about your program.

And threads like this is why. I do my best to shellshock yall with a good troll and I don't get a single one of you to come out from under the bed. Some thread half this good would have had almost every other fanbase in the SEC frankly talking to me about their shortcomings halfway through the second page, but NOOOOOOOO not you fricking Florida people. Yall have this "perfect" combination of intelligence and Yankee apathy that prevents me from figuring out how the frick to make yall spill the beans.

I will figure it out one day. Not today though, and maybe not until I am in a retirement home (so I can finally use all the correct references).

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This is a rather interesting troll thread.

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No, it was terrible and I feel terrible about it.

This is why no one even TRIES to troll UF. Yall were fricking FORCED to buy a $7 million dollar coach because your AD is so un-ninja with the media they knew what toilet he was going to shite in before he does, yet we BARELY give you any shite for it here. Like 1% of what the poor corndogs get for a single coordinator hire. You might as well not even be a SEC team for the purposes of this board.

It is sad. Yall seem like a fun fanbase on paper, and then the rubber meets the road and it feels like you are dealing with the Syracuse of the South. I am not asking for that much, just your deep down unguarded hopes and fears about the state of your program. But NOOOOOOOO, yall have to have a reasonable answer for everything that keeps me at arm's length.

I will say that interactions with UF fans on this forum have made me wish FSU was SEC, I mean if they weren't so fricking poor. I know I could troll the hell out of them Free Shoes folks.