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Never trust a skinny chef

Posted on 1/8/15 at 11:43 am
Posted by LSUTigersVCURams
Member since Jul 2014
21940 posts
Posted on 1/8/15 at 11:43 am
Or a fat ball coach.

That's right aTm you got yourselves a fat azz ball coach there that is about to SUCK. We about to see his true colors without him getting carried all these years by superior talent and Les Miles je ne sais qouis. Just be sure to keep him in the booze and antacids and he MIGHT get you back to another .500 season.

Posted by StarkRebel
Member since Sep 2014
2176 posts
Posted on 1/8/15 at 11:44 am to
Sweet baby Jesus what a melt
Posted by craigbiggio
Member since Dec 2009
31805 posts
Posted on 1/8/15 at 11:45 am to
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Or a fat ball coach.


Bert is a pretty good coach
Posted by WestCoastAg
Member since Oct 2012
149900 posts
Posted on 1/8/15 at 11:45 am to
They aren't melting everyone
Posted by BlackHelicopterPilot
Top secret lab
Member since Feb 2004
52841 posts
Posted on 1/8/15 at 11:45 am to
I hate us
Posted by ChewyDante
Member since Jan 2007
17160 posts
Posted on 1/8/15 at 11:45 am to


Now this a butthurt LSU post.
Posted by craigbiggio
Member since Dec 2009
31805 posts
Posted on 1/8/15 at 11:46 am to
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I hate us
Posted by kingbob
Sorrento, LA
Member since Nov 2010
70096 posts
Posted on 1/8/15 at 11:46 am to
quote:

Bert is a pretty good coach


That's because Bert listens to the skinny football coach in his stomach. Bert is fat because he ate someone. Bert's a cannibal....and fat.
Posted by Old Sarge
Dean of Admissions, LSU
Member since Jan 2012
62922 posts
Posted on 1/8/15 at 11:46 am to
No melt to see here.....

Just pointing out the coach that left him was fat....
Posted by GalvoAg
Galveston TX
Member since Apr 2012
11255 posts
Posted on 1/8/15 at 11:46 am to
Posted by Jagd Tiger
The Kinder, Gentler Jagd
Member since Mar 2014
18139 posts
Posted on 1/8/15 at 11:47 am to
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a fat ball coach.


well you might be right, since at least 50% of all coaches are fat, and 50% lose every game... but I haven't actually checked the correlation.

This post was edited on 1/8/15 at 11:48 am
Posted by WhiskerBiscuitSlayer
Your Mom’s Sperm Donor
Member since Jan 2013
13900 posts
Posted on 1/8/15 at 11:47 am to
Melt Day: 9

Posted by ShaneTheLegLechler
Member since Dec 2011
63306 posts
Posted on 1/8/15 at 11:47 am to
Holy fucc this is amazing
Posted by AUCatfish
How are yah now?
Member since Oct 2007
13995 posts
Posted on 1/8/15 at 11:48 am to
Don't hold back, tell us how you really feel.
Posted by BrerTiger
Valley of the Long Grey Cloud
Member since Sep 2011
21771 posts
Posted on 1/8/15 at 11:48 am to
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Les Miles je ne sais qouis


That's spelled G-u-a-u-x
Posted by Stuttgart Tiger
Branson, MO
Member since Jan 2006
15512 posts
Posted on 1/8/15 at 11:49 am to
quote:

je ne sais qouis


Posted by TechDawgs
Dallas via Atlanta
Member since Oct 2014
387 posts
Posted on 1/8/15 at 11:49 am to
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No melt to see here.....

Just pointing out the coach that left him was fat....


Alot of well paid men are fat. Probably why he left LSU. He wants to keep eating.

Oh my. Kudos aggies.....you have driven LSU to fat jokes. Keep digging...they are producing some gold around here.

This is great.
Posted by AUbagman
LA
Member since Jun 2014
11164 posts
Posted on 1/8/15 at 11:50 am to


I can tell you're 100% sincere and 0% angry.
Posted by TechDawgs
Dallas via Atlanta
Member since Oct 2014
387 posts
Posted on 1/8/15 at 11:51 am to
It really is! Keep pelting them ags. From my view, you are winning this battle on the boards. Alot of gold today....lots of gold.
Posted by outlawjoseywales
Memphis, TN
Member since Sep 2012
1841 posts
Posted on 1/8/15 at 11:51 am to
"Looks great but who are the Chefs"
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