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Predict the year Saban retires.
Posted on 12/25/14 at 10:13 pm
Posted on 12/25/14 at 10:13 pm
2032
Posted on 12/25/14 at 10:15 pm to Hugo Stiglitz
1894
Well the first reincarnation of Saban that is.
Well the first reincarnation of Saban that is.
Posted on 12/25/14 at 10:18 pm to Rebel Land Shark
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2069
Do you know of some major medical breakthroughs that will allow him to live that long and still be healthy and competent enough to coach?
Posted on 12/25/14 at 10:22 pm to Hugo Stiglitz
2025.
Invents "Recruiting head coach consultant" and teaches a protege all of his recruiting tricks. Has Lane Kiffin and Kirby Smart brainwashed into being his OC and DC forever. He instills in them the process and they call the exact same plays every game every year never failing to enact Saban's ultimate bidding that ensures victory.
Sits back eating oatmeal squares, doing the electric slide, and boning his wife while he racks up trophies in his case.
Invents "Recruiting head coach consultant" and teaches a protege all of his recruiting tricks. Has Lane Kiffin and Kirby Smart brainwashed into being his OC and DC forever. He instills in them the process and they call the exact same plays every game every year never failing to enact Saban's ultimate bidding that ensures victory.
Sits back eating oatmeal squares, doing the electric slide, and boning his wife while he racks up trophies in his case.
Posted on 12/25/14 at 10:28 pm to Hugo Stiglitz
Saban will never retire
Posted on 12/25/14 at 10:28 pm to Hugo Stiglitz
He dies before he retires. Possibly on the field. Blaze of glory. He pushes back the paramedics because he's to proud for that
Posted on 12/25/14 at 10:55 pm to Hugo Stiglitz
He'll die before he retires..... I imagine his death will be something like Michael Corleone in The Godfather 3.
Posted on 12/25/14 at 10:57 pm to blue_morrison
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2016
Man, I hope so. I hope so
Posted on 12/25/14 at 11:35 pm to Hugo Stiglitz
Saban doesn't retire..he waits.
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