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re: Random Iron Bowl Story of morons behind us - supply your own
Posted on 12/1/14 at 5:14 pm to SummerOfGeorge
Posted on 12/1/14 at 5:14 pm to SummerOfGeorge
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Nah this kid was like 11 or 12. He wasn't a 4 year old. And it was "all these people are too uptight" type stuff, not "its ok little guy" type stuff.
I have a 3 year old girl and I was more blunt in explaining the FAU game to her than he was that game. Maybe I'm just a dick.
Depends on the kid, really. But, yeah, an 11-12 year old in Alabama should already be able to pick out what the offense will do just from the formation.
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Posted on 12/1/14 at 5:16 pm to randomways
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But, yeah, an 11-12 year old in Alabama should already be able to pick out what the offense will do just from the formation.
He also asked who was hurt and the dad said "One of our players, a good one, because they are all good ones" when Ryan Anderson got hurt.
Posted on 12/1/14 at 5:17 pm to SummerOfGeorge
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He also asked who was hurt and the dad said "One of our players, a good one, because they are all good ones" when Ryan Anderson got hurt.
Maybe they're Missouri transplants bandwagoning a real SEC team?
Posted on 12/1/14 at 5:18 pm to randomways
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Maybe they're Missouri transplants bandwagoning a real SEC team?
Guy had a nice Floridaish blonde goatee and sandals on with jeans so very possibly foreigners from out of region.
Posted on 12/1/14 at 5:19 pm to randomways
Drunk husband, wife and daughter team on the Tide Express bus after the game. Daughter opens the door and jumps out of the bus while Mom and Dad stumble after her. The bus driver was far more patient than I would have been.
Posted on 12/1/14 at 5:19 pm to NBamaAlum
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Sorry. You know me and mines get rowdy on that Natty Light
Yeah, I just wish that at the 2006 LSU game you could have talked your cousin/date from Manchac, Louisiana out of puking all over her shoes and my back.
Posted on 12/1/14 at 5:20 pm to ErnestTBassmaster
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Drunk husband, wife and daughter team on the Tide Express bus after the game. Daughter opens the door and jumps out of the bus while Mom and Dad stumble after her. The bus driver was far more patient than I would have been.
Posted on 12/1/14 at 5:23 pm to AUCatfish
You're not into that?
My bad. I guess now I know you're not interested...
My bad. I guess now I know you're not interested...
Posted on 12/1/14 at 5:25 pm to NBamaAlum
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You're not into that?
My bad. I guess now I know you're not interested...
I said "Golden" showers, not "Roman". Damn, would you please replace that fricking cheap arse flip phone of yours.
Posted on 12/1/14 at 5:26 pm to AUCatfish
Sorry, brochaco.
Devils triangle with the coonass cousin at Alpha Psi this year to make up for it?
Devils triangle with the coonass cousin at Alpha Psi this year to make up for it?
Posted on 12/1/14 at 5:29 pm to NBamaAlum
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Devils triangle with the coonass cousin at Alpha Psi this year to make up for it?
As long as you don't look me in the eye.
Posted on 12/1/14 at 6:07 pm to SummerOfGeorge
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I meant extended the lead
Maybe Tommy didn't mean what he said.
Posted on 12/1/14 at 6:59 pm to RockyMtnTigerWDE
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That must have been recruitingjunkie sitting behind you.
Yeah, that guy...
Posted on 12/1/14 at 7:11 pm to SummerOfGeorge
Not football related, but similar. I was at the Masters one year and was watching Adam Scott warm up on the range when this woman and her husband in a UGA hat sit in the seats behind us. Ol' Scooter is just hitting some stock 9 iron shots at a flag that is probably 175 out. Clearly just aiming, not trying to hit the flag distance. The dumbass behind kept going on and on about how:
"Wow he is well short of that flag. He must have chunked it."
"Oh my goodness, he is not swinging well today. He is way short."
"I can't believe his caddy doesn't step in and club up for him. That's what I would do."
"He is not very good; he has yet to come near that flag."
"At this point he must be too embarrassed to change clubs. He should be anyway."
I so badly wanted to turn around and tell him to shut the frick up. We left just after but Scott shot in the 60's that day. I laughed to myself.
"Wow he is well short of that flag. He must have chunked it."
"Oh my goodness, he is not swinging well today. He is way short."
"I can't believe his caddy doesn't step in and club up for him. That's what I would do."
"He is not very good; he has yet to come near that flag."
"At this point he must be too embarrassed to change clubs. He should be anyway."
I so badly wanted to turn around and tell him to shut the frick up. We left just after but Scott shot in the 60's that day. I laughed to myself.
Posted on 12/1/14 at 7:21 pm to SummerOfGeorge
I got some moms(late 30ish)drunk on my bourbon one game, then went to a bar afterwards with them where one of them pulled a huge joint out of her bra back when I was a student at Bama. They said their husbands passed out at the fraternity house before the game or something.
Other than that the only morons I've encountered were either the olds telling you to sit down or the idiots that cheer when an opposing player gets hurt.
Other than that the only morons I've encountered were either the olds telling you to sit down or the idiots that cheer when an opposing player gets hurt.
Posted on 12/1/14 at 7:40 pm to The Spleen
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the olds telling you to sit down
That is the worst.
Posted on 12/1/14 at 7:41 pm to Ancient Rome
God you would hate me...I love to yell shite. Mostly at the 20 blown calls per game in the SEC. (But I know the game and players.)
Posted on 12/1/14 at 7:58 pm to Ancient Rome
bought some really good season tickets from a guy this year and really good seats so i asked if he could continue to order them for me if i paid the TUF donation which he agreed to,,then the season ticket holder behind me showed up for the LSU game and she tapped me on the shoulder "could you remain seated please" ughhhh
Posted on 12/2/14 at 10:38 am to AU66
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"could you remain seated please"
I damn sure don't understand this shite. If you want to sit the entire game, stay at home.
Posted on 12/2/14 at 10:57 am to BamaAlum02
Everyone around me at the Iron Bowl yelling for Coker early in the 3rd. Then talking about how great Sims played and how proud they were of him at the end of game.
Had another. An Aub came down in the concession area at the half and was screaming "number one my arse", "hey, here's how Saban talks, blah, blah, blah" Ya'll ain't sh--". I looked at the guy next to me and he said the Aub was sitting in his section and he'd been that way the whole game. Just running his mouth all the 1st half. Can't imagine what that dude dealt with when it was said and done. With that said, Auburn fans were great. Enjoyed seeing a lot of good friends.
Had another. An Aub came down in the concession area at the half and was screaming "number one my arse", "hey, here's how Saban talks, blah, blah, blah" Ya'll ain't sh--". I looked at the guy next to me and he said the Aub was sitting in his section and he'd been that way the whole game. Just running his mouth all the 1st half. Can't imagine what that dude dealt with when it was said and done. With that said, Auburn fans were great. Enjoyed seeing a lot of good friends.
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