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re: How would you announce your commitment to a school?
Posted on 7/25/14 at 4:48 pm to wdeinttown
Posted on 7/25/14 at 4:48 pm to wdeinttown
I would start by telling a few jokes, then a few anecdotes, then committ, drop the mic and walk away.
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Posted on 7/25/14 at 4:54 pm to wdeinttown
Posted on 7/25/14 at 6:23 pm to wdeinttown
I would a put a box of corndogs underneath the table and then say I'm going to corndogu and eat one on camera
Posted on 7/25/14 at 6:24 pm to wdeinttown
other sec teams
in a razorback mascot suit
then take off the razorback head with an Arkansas hat on.
in a razorback mascot suit
then take off the razorback head with an Arkansas hat on.
Posted on 7/25/14 at 6:25 pm to wdeinttown
I probably wouldn't announce, just fax my paper to my school of choice - granted I would tell the coaching staff.
Posted on 7/25/14 at 6:43 pm to wdeinttown
Shave it in my arse pubes.
Posted on 7/25/14 at 6:45 pm to wdeinttown
I'd make the decision seem like I was going to Bama, and then pull out my popcorn bag and start eating grass out of it and then announce I am attending the university of Louisiana state university.
This post was edited on 7/25/14 at 6:46 pm
Posted on 7/25/14 at 7:02 pm to wdeinttown
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How would you do it if you were committing to your favorite team? The other SEC teams?
Whip it out at show the new tattoo on my pecker while pissing on the other 13 hats in front of me.
Posted on 7/25/14 at 7:46 pm to wdeinttown
Verbal to an out of state school, doesn't matter which. Then on signing day simply send in a "Lebron" type letterforms ESPNU that I cannot leave my home state and sign with LSU.
Instant hometown hero!
Instant hometown hero!
Posted on 7/25/14 at 7:49 pm to wdeinttown
I'd prolly just email a motherfricker
Posted on 7/25/14 at 7:54 pm to wdeinttown
I would hold mine on the very last day possible to sign and get in to my school (Alabama). I would then hand the mic to Harvey updyke for him to say roll damn tide
Posted on 7/25/14 at 9:03 pm to wdeinttown
I would have four strippers scantily dressed in different school colors. They would all take their tops off and start giving my lap dances and shite. I would pull down the panties of the one wearing the school colors of who I committed to and smash that shite. Then I'd jizz on the face of the girl that's representing my school's biggest rival. Then I'd win the Heisman as a true freshman.
Posted on 7/25/14 at 9:06 pm to wdeinttown
Bring all the scholly offers and say "frick you, frick you, frick you, you're cool and frick you...who's coming with me".
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