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re: After 24 yrs of marriage I'm a little nervous tonight
Posted on 5/13/14 at 8:46 pm to oR33Do
Posted on 5/13/14 at 8:46 pm to oR33Do
He could have said just about anything other than "we got a puppy".
He is clearly very inconsiderate, no wonder she didn't give him a freak show.
And yes, that is exactly what you should have done.
He is clearly very inconsiderate, no wonder she didn't give him a freak show.
And yes, that is exactly what you should have done.
This post was edited on 5/13/14 at 8:47 pm
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Posted on 5/13/14 at 9:10 pm to CheeseburgerEddie
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He could have said just about anything other than "we got a puppy".
I lol'd in real life at this. So fricking true.
Posted on 5/13/14 at 9:15 pm to JoeMoTiger
Why the hell would your wife get in the shower, and then call your neighbor over with the puppy? That's some class A bitchery my friend.
No sex. It matters.
No sex. It matters.
Posted on 5/13/14 at 9:34 pm to PrivatePublic
No shite! Puppies are great......except when you were expecting poon.
Posted on 5/13/14 at 9:39 pm to PrivatePublic
you gotta read the beginning of the thread, and then you know she was getting out of the shower when I made my last post yesterday evening so I picked up the thread where I left off yesterday 
Posted on 5/13/14 at 9:41 pm to JoeMoTiger
No pic (s) of her? 
Posted on 5/13/14 at 9:44 pm to Tantal
That happened this AM when I got back from my call out, no freak show but it was all good. 
Posted on 5/13/14 at 10:02 pm to JoeMoTiger
I downvoted because that is the most disappointing thing all day I've heard or read and that's saying a lot.
Not that I don't love beagles. I love those little effers and am happy for you.
Not that I don't love beagles. I love those little effers and am happy for you.
This post was edited on 5/13/14 at 10:03 pm
Posted on 5/13/14 at 10:20 pm to 3nOut
Puppies are awesome!
Just look at these sweater puppies
Now post the anniversary puppies and we can all go home.
Just look at these sweater puppies
Now post the anniversary puppies and we can all go home.
Posted on 5/13/14 at 10:24 pm to Cheese Grits
Agreed. Even if no pics of wife, at least post the pup. We have fricking rules here, Joe!
Posted on 5/13/14 at 10:47 pm to PrivatePublic
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No sex. It matters.
I gotta kind of agree here. No anniversary sex at all seems pretty harsh. You may have lost control of your woman.
Posted on 5/14/14 at 6:46 am to Tantal
I am going to choose to think the wife at least brought the pup and a jar of peanut into the bedroom.
Posted on 5/14/14 at 7:11 am to JoeMoTiger
I say it wasn't a puppy, but a gerbil. Then the freak show began
Posted on 5/14/14 at 7:46 am to JoeMoTiger
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Today is me and sweeties 24th anniversary
I hope she got you someone younger.
Posted on 5/14/14 at 8:11 am to JoeMoTiger
So, after 24 years and a big leadup to the post shower activity, you went to sleep and then left for work without knocking it out?
Your nervous and my nervous are TOTALLY different
Your nervous and my nervous are TOTALLY different
Posted on 5/14/14 at 9:07 am to GeeOH
I was actually gonna say that he was going to get all worked up and she was going to spring a puppy on him:). Ha!
Posted on 5/14/14 at 10:27 am to JoeMoTiger
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Y'all should be ashamed of yourselves as should I, we had a little beagle dog named Molly for 18 yrs and Molly passed away 2 yrs ago, well the wife gets out of the shower and makes a phone call and the neighbor brings over a pocket beagle pup. Shot the shyte with the neighbors for a bit and then me and the wife played with the dog, we hit the sack, the 3 of us, Short while later I get called into work hence my delay to update the thread. Not what I was expecting but the wife is happy and I like the little shyte so it was surprise to say the least. This turned out to be a pretty dang good anniversary minus the freak show
What the hell is this phaggotry?!
You should have made up a story
This post was edited on 5/14/14 at 10:28 am
Posted on 5/14/14 at 10:33 am to boddagetta
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What a letdown of a thread
Posted on 5/14/14 at 10:59 am to boddagetta
Aww, I think it's sweet! A puppy for an anniversary present!
But yeah, there should be sex too. At least he got to that the next morning.
But yeah, there should be sex too. At least he got to that the next morning.
Posted on 5/14/14 at 12:56 pm to rootisback
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I say it wasn't a puppy, but a gerbil. Then the freak show began
But was the gerbil covered in peanut butter (the nutty kind) ?
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