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So I shite my pants today
Posted on 3/16/14 at 8:32 pm
Posted on 3/16/14 at 8:32 pm
I was chillin on my couch playing xbox, ripping a couple great farts, making myself laugh. Started getting a little overconfident and began showboating a little. On the next one up I put the hammer down and buckshot a single goat pellet right out of my arse. Never in my life done that before. Gotta work out the kinks with this new butt hole of mine.
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Posted on 3/16/14 at 8:32 pm to Stacked
Posted on 3/16/14 at 8:34 pm to Stacked
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I was chillin on my couch playing xbox, ripping a couple great farts, making myself laugh. Started getting a little overconfident and began showboating a little
You need Jesus
Posted on 3/16/14 at 8:37 pm to Stacked
I did it my first week while at a new job once. I was using the urinal and let one rip. But got more than I bargained for. There was somebody sitting in one stall so I walked out, waited 10 seconds walked back in got in a stall, sat and waited for him to leave, took stock if my losses and cleaned my rear and tossed the undies.
Unfortunately it was my boss in the stall and he recognized my shoes. he stuck his head in my office 10 minutes later to ask if I was having problems and laugh at me
Unfortunately it was my boss in the stall and he recognized my shoes. he stuck his head in my office 10 minutes later to ask if I was having problems and laugh at me
Posted on 3/16/14 at 8:43 pm to Stacked
"Never trust a fart" -my Big Pop
Posted on 3/16/14 at 8:50 pm to Stacked
It's evidently not as good as you thought.
Just saw your reply in the other thread.
Just saw your reply in the other thread.
This post was edited on 3/16/14 at 8:54 pm
Posted on 3/16/14 at 9:19 pm to Stacked
Weird
Today my kid looks at me and says, "Daddy...I need to go poop,"
So I jumped up and walked him to the bathroom. He pulled down his pants and before I could set him on the toilet, I heard a loud POP and he shot diarrhea onto the bathroom floor and my bare feet.
It was certainly an unexpected WTF moment
Today my kid looks at me and says, "Daddy...I need to go poop,"
So I jumped up and walked him to the bathroom. He pulled down his pants and before I could set him on the toilet, I heard a loud POP and he shot diarrhea onto the bathroom floor and my bare feet.
It was certainly an unexpected WTF moment
This post was edited on 3/17/14 at 12:00 am
Posted on 3/16/14 at 9:49 pm to Stacked
After a night of drinking, I woke up at this loose young woman's house. She was using the downstairs bathroom to shower, so I went upstairs to pee. I went to let out a nice hangover fart, and shart myself. I took off my drawers and buried them in her trashcan.
I never talked to her again.
I never talked to her again.
Posted on 3/17/14 at 12:43 am to Stacked
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I was chillin on my couch playing xbox, ripping a couple great farts, making myself laugh. Started getting a little overconfident and began showboating a little. On the next one up I put the hammer down and buckshotted a goat pellet right out of my arse. Never in my life done that before. Gotta work out the kinks with this new butt hole of mine.
Holy shite I'm never going to recover from this
Posted on 3/17/14 at 12:45 am to Stacked
OP slayed me
Posted on 3/17/14 at 12:48 am to Stacked
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Never in my life done that before
bullshite'.
Posted on 3/17/14 at 1:34 am to Stacked
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Gotta work out the kinks with this new butt hole of mine.
I missed the followup thread, how was the operation? I hope they kept things modest.
Posted on 3/17/14 at 2:03 am to Stacked
Chicken needs to create a board dedicated to Stacked's arse stories
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Posted on 3/17/14 at 7:39 am to Stacked
Posted on 3/17/14 at 9:59 am to Stacked
Had a dream that I shite my pants. Woke up to the smell of dookie. Checked my boxers and sure nuff, a smear of foul brown paste was staring back at me.
Posted on 3/17/14 at 11:19 am to Stacked
It happens. You gamble and eventually you are gonna lose. 
Posted on 3/17/14 at 12:40 pm to Stacked
congrats on trying to fart for the first time after having your first round of gay sex
Posted on 3/17/14 at 1:30 pm to Stacked
Posted on 3/17/14 at 1:36 pm to Stacked
I pooped myself in the 2nd grade and I was scared my mom was going to get mad at me for throwing my underwear away so I hid the poop covered underwear in my school backpack. Well, all our backpacks were in the back of the classroom and the entire classroom started to smell. After an hour or so the teacher began searching the room for the smell and checked the backpack area and found it. She sniffed each backpack and then found mine and opened it up with all the poop underwear in them . Most embarassing thing ever.
Posted on 3/17/14 at 3:51 pm to Stacked
Here I sit all brokenhearted,
went to shite and only farted.
Yesterday I took a chance,
Went to fart and shite my pants.
I was reminded of that poem. I think it eloquently describes the tragedy and despair we struggle with every day in this debate.
went to shite and only farted.
Yesterday I took a chance,
Went to fart and shite my pants.
I was reminded of that poem. I think it eloquently describes the tragedy and despair we struggle with every day in this debate.
This post was edited on 3/17/14 at 3:52 pm
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