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Posted on 2/26/14 at 1:49 pm
Posted on 2/26/14 at 1:49 pm
Because why the hell not. It's the offseason.
I'll start:
I'll start:
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You wake up at Seatac, SFO, LAX. You wake up at O'Hare, Dallas-Fort Worth, BWI. Pacific, mountain, central. Lose an hour, gain an hour. This is your life, and it's ending one minute at a time. You wake up at Air Harbor International. If you wake up at a different time, in a different place, could you wake up as a different person?
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Everywhere I travel, tiny life. Single-serving sugar, single-serving cream, single pat of butter. The microwave Cordon Bleu hobby kit. Shampoo-conditioner combos, sample-packaged mouthwash, tiny bars of soap. The people I meet on each flight? They're single-serving friends.
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Posted on 2/26/14 at 1:51 pm to cokebottleag
I'm not fatalistic. Bank tellers are fatalistic; clerks are fatalistic. I'm a farmer. Who ever heard of a fatalistic farmer?
Posted on 2/26/14 at 1:52 pm to cokebottleag
"I used to frick guys like you in prison".
Posted on 2/26/14 at 1:52 pm to cokebottleag
"We had two bags of grass, 75 pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls. Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get locked into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can. The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge, and I knew we'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon."
Posted on 2/26/14 at 1:59 pm to cokebottleag
I'm your huckleberry
Posted on 2/26/14 at 2:00 pm to cokebottleag
Kick his arse, Seabass...
Posted on 2/26/14 at 2:06 pm to CatFan81
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Durant: Hey-Where's the rescue squad
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Shugart: We're it.
Posted on 2/26/14 at 2:11 pm to cokebottleag
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Johnny: And Leon is getting laaaaarrrrrger.
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Johnny: Oh, it's a big pretty white plane with red stripes, curtains in the windows and wheels and it looks like a big Tylenol.
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Rex Kramer: [talking to Steve McCroskey] Our only hope is to build this man up. We gotta give him all the confidence we can.
Rex Kramer: [to McCroskey, with the microphone still on] shite! This is a God damn waste of time! There's no way he can land this plane!
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Rex Kramer: Passengers certain to die!
Steve McCroskey: Airline negligent.
Johnny: There's a sale at Penney's!
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Controller: I know but this guy has no flying experience at all. He's a menace to himself and everything else in the air... yes, birds too.
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Buck Murdock: Oh, cut the bleeding heart crap, will ya? We've all got our switches, lights, and knobs to deal with, Striker. I mean, down here there are literally hundreds and thousands of blinking, beeping, and flashing lights, blinking and beeping and flashing - they're *flashing* and they're *beeping*. I can't stand it anymore! They're *blinking* and *beeping* and *flashing*! Why doesn't somebody pull the plug!
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Buck Murdock: We'd better get to the tower, Lieutenant.
Lt. Pervis: We have no tower, sir.
Buck Murdock: No tower?
Lt. Pervis: Just a bridge, sir.
Buck Murdock: Why the *hell* aren't I notified about these things?
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Your "best"! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and frick the prom queen.
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Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valourous visitation of a bygone vexation stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition! The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it's my very good honour to meet you and you may call me V.
This post was edited on 2/26/14 at 2:23 pm
Posted on 2/26/14 at 2:16 pm to cokebottleag
Posted on 2/26/14 at 2:34 pm to cokebottleag
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You know, the ancient Egyptians had a
beautiful belief about death. When their souls
got to the entrance to heaven, the guards asked
two questions. Their answers determined whether
they were able to enter or not. ‘Have you found
joy in your life?’ ‘Has your life brought joy to
others?
Posted on 2/26/14 at 2:40 pm to cokebottleag
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This is a different kind of army. If you look at history you'll see men fight for pay, or women, or some other kind of loot. They fight for land, or because a king makes them, or just because they like killing. But we're here for something new. This has not happened much, in the history of the world: We are an army out to set other men free. America should be free ground, all of it, from here to the Pacific Ocean. No man has to bow, no man born to royalty. Here we judge you by what you do, not by who your father was. Here you can be something. Here is the place to build a home. But it's not the land. There's always more land. It's the idea that we all have value, you and me. What we're fighting for, in the end... we're fighting for each other.
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Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.
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See, the sad thing about a guy like you is in 50 years you're gonna start doin some thinkin on your own and you're gonna come up with the fact that there are two certaintees in life. One, don't do that. And Two, you dropped a hundred and fifty grand on a frickin education you coulda got for a dollar fifty in late charges at the public library
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I do mind, the Dude minds. This will not stand, ya know, this aggression will not stand, man.
Posted on 2/26/14 at 2:42 pm to CatFan81
You can't handle the truth
Posted on 2/26/14 at 3:01 pm to CatFan81
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See, the sad thing about a guy like you is in 50 years you're gonna start doin some thinkin on your own and you're gonna come up with the fact that there are two certaintees in life. One, don't do that. And Two, you dropped a hundred and fifty grand on a frickin education you coulda got for a dollar fifty in late charges at the public library
i love that whole 5 minutes of the movie, but have never understood "One, don't do that."
I do like the rest of that conversation
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Clark: Yeah, but I will have a degree. And you'll be servin' my kids fries at a drive-thru on our way to a skiing trip.
Will: That may be, but at least I won't be unoriginal. But I mean, if you have a problem with that, I mean, we could just step outside - we could figure it out.
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Hey, you like Apples?
Posted on 2/26/14 at 3:05 pm to 3nOut
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i love that whole 5 minutes of the movie, but have never understood "One, don't do that."
It means dont be an elitist a-hole like we was being.
Posted on 2/26/14 at 3:13 pm to cokebottleag
Killer Joe Cooper: That poor, miserable bastard set his own genitals on fire just to teach his girlfriend a lesson. I guess he showed her. I wonder if she ever got over it.
Dottie Smith: Was he all right?
Killer Joe Cooper: No. No, he was not all right. He set his genitals on fire.
Tony Montana: What you lookin' at? You all a bunch of frickin' assholes. You know why? You don't have the guts to be what you wanna be? You need people like me. You need people like me so you can point your frickin' fingers and say, "That's the bad guy." So... what that make you? Good? You're not good. You just know how to hide, how to lie. Me, I don't have that problem. Me, I always tell the truth. Even when I lie. So say good night to the bad guy! Come on. The last time you gonna see a bad guy like this again, let me tell you. Come on. Make way for the bad guy. There's a bad guy comin' through! Better get outta his way!
Dottie Smith: Was he all right?
Killer Joe Cooper: No. No, he was not all right. He set his genitals on fire.
Tony Montana: What you lookin' at? You all a bunch of frickin' assholes. You know why? You don't have the guts to be what you wanna be? You need people like me. You need people like me so you can point your frickin' fingers and say, "That's the bad guy." So... what that make you? Good? You're not good. You just know how to hide, how to lie. Me, I don't have that problem. Me, I always tell the truth. Even when I lie. So say good night to the bad guy! Come on. The last time you gonna see a bad guy like this again, let me tell you. Come on. Make way for the bad guy. There's a bad guy comin' through! Better get outta his way!
Posted on 2/26/14 at 3:22 pm to Patton
Coach Yoast:
All right, now, I don't want them to gain another yard!You blitz... all... night! If they cross the line of scrimmage, I'm gonna take every last one of you out! You make sure they remember, forever, the night they played the Titans!
Coach Yoast:Run it up Herman. Leave no doubt!
All right, now, I don't want them to gain another yard!You blitz... all... night! If they cross the line of scrimmage, I'm gonna take every last one of you out! You make sure they remember, forever, the night they played the Titans!
Coach Yoast:Run it up Herman. Leave no doubt!
Posted on 2/26/14 at 3:34 pm to bbvdd
"But then again.... you might be the antichrist."
and
"No...... I am your Father."
and
"No...... I am your Father."
Posted on 2/26/14 at 3:38 pm to Three-n-Snout
Hey, you know, frick you, man. Any moron with a pack of matches can set a fire. Raining down sulphur is like an endurance trial man. Mass genocide is the most exhausting activity one can engage in, next to soccer.
Posted on 2/26/14 at 3:39 pm to cokebottleag
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Someday? Someday my dream will come? One night you will wake up and discover it never happened. It's all turned around on you. It never will. Suddenly you are old. Didn't happen, and it never will, because you were never going to do it anyway. You'll push it into memory and then zone out in your barco lounger, being hypnotized by daytime TV for the rest of your life. Don't you talk to me about murder. All it ever took was a down payment on a Lincoln town car. That girl,you can't even call that girl. What the frick are you still doing driving a cab?
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frickin' Dante... poetry-writing ****! Piece of shite, motherfricker!
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I've been trying to figure something in my head, and maybe you can help me out, yeah? When a person is insane, as you clearly are, do you know that you're insane? Maybe you're just sitting around, reading "Guns and Ammo", masturbating in your own feces, do you just stop and go, "Wow! It is amazing how fricking crazy I really am!"? Yeah. Do you guys do that?
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I don't think you're quitting because you believe these things you say. I don't. I think you want to believe them, because you're quitting. And you want me to agree with you, and you want me to say, "Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're right. It's all fricked up. It's a fricking mess. We should all go live in a fricking log cabin." But I won't. I don't agree with you. I do not. I can't.
This post was edited on 2/26/14 at 3:42 pm
Posted on 2/26/14 at 3:45 pm to cokebottleag
"Shut that count's mouth before I come over there and frick-start her head"
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