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This whole Michael Sam gay-out could be a well crafted marketing ploy.
Posted on 2/11/14 at 12:52 pm
Posted on 2/11/14 at 12:52 pm
Kudos to the agent and "handlers" of Mr. Sam for orchestrating one of the best marketing plans ever for a college player entering the draft.
You see, he's not really a prototypical DE in the NFL. He's smaller than the mold and really relied on one move to amass most of his sacks against the UF 5th string OT and an injury riddled UG offense.
He's projected by some to go in the 6th round. Without the outing, there'd be very little mention of him other than him getting owned at the Senior Bowl practices.
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It's plausible that the agent, after learning of Mr. Sam's love of bright colors and penis (men), decided to take advantage of being the first openly homosexual to declare for the NFL draft.
In my opinion, that was a brilliant move. Regardless of how he does in the draft or how long he lasts in the NFL, he'll be set for life with his book detailing his struggle to be a lover of men (gay) in a man's sport. His jersey sales may set records as it's likely that even the most lisping, limp wristed (openly homosexual), Atlantan will buy his jersey in pink no matter which team pays him to parade around the field. The right to lay with another man crowd will pay him thousands of dollars to hear how hard it was to be gay in those drab uniforms with so little bright colors. He will be busier than the Duck Dynasty crew on the speaking engagement scene.
So, even if he never amounts to anything in the NFL, by drawing all this attention to himself (if it was indeed on purpose) for liking to fornicate with men (being gay), he'll still be able to support himself and will never need a sugar daddy (help from another gay man). It's brilliant if you think about it.
Edited for those offended.
You see, he's not really a prototypical DE in the NFL. He's smaller than the mold and really relied on one move to amass most of his sacks against the UF 5th string OT and an injury riddled UG offense.
He's projected by some to go in the 6th round. Without the outing, there'd be very little mention of him other than him getting owned at the Senior Bowl practices.
LINK
It's plausible that the agent, after learning of Mr. Sam's love of bright colors and penis (men), decided to take advantage of being the first openly homosexual to declare for the NFL draft.
In my opinion, that was a brilliant move. Regardless of how he does in the draft or how long he lasts in the NFL, he'll be set for life with his book detailing his struggle to be a lover of men (gay) in a man's sport. His jersey sales may set records as it's likely that even the most lisping, limp wristed (openly homosexual), Atlantan will buy his jersey in pink no matter which team pays him to parade around the field. The right to lay with another man crowd will pay him thousands of dollars to hear how hard it was to be gay in those drab uniforms with so little bright colors. He will be busier than the Duck Dynasty crew on the speaking engagement scene.
So, even if he never amounts to anything in the NFL, by drawing all this attention to himself (if it was indeed on purpose) for liking to fornicate with men (being gay), he'll still be able to support himself and will never need a sugar daddy (help from another gay man). It's brilliant if you think about it.
Edited for those offended.
This post was edited on 2/11/14 at 1:32 pm
Posted on 2/11/14 at 12:54 pm to roadGator
I dont think it really helps his playing career one bit, however it does open multiple avenues for him, should he not stay on a roster, probably reporting
This post was edited on 2/11/14 at 12:55 pm
Posted on 2/11/14 at 12:54 pm to roadGator
god we're cynical people.
Maybe dude just wanted to not hide that he's gay.
Maybe dude just wanted to not hide that he's gay.
Posted on 2/11/14 at 12:57 pm to roadGator
Well considering that this could make him drop in the draft, I'm going to respectfully disagree with you.
Posted on 2/11/14 at 1:00 pm to Korin
I think it's more about being a pioneer in this fad movement that's going on.
If you come out as gay you are a national hero in the mainstream media right now.
If you like wieners that's your choice but I don't know why we have to make an idol out of someone because of their sexuality.
If you come out as gay you are a national hero in the mainstream media right now.
If you like wieners that's your choice but I don't know why we have to make an idol out of someone because of their sexuality.
Posted on 2/11/14 at 1:01 pm to piggidyphish
That could be it, but why not do it at Mizzou? Public support for gays is higher than all but one other southern state. College campuses are very liberal. Mizzou would have been perfect to out himself.
Posted on 2/11/14 at 1:01 pm to piggidyphish
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god we're cynical people.
Maybe dude just wanted to not hide that he's gay.
this
OP is a fricking idiot
Posted on 2/11/14 at 1:01 pm to PorkSammich
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I think it's more about being a pioneer in this fad movement that's going on.
If you come out as gay you are a national hero in the mainstream media right now.
If you like wieners that's your choice but I don't know why we have to make an idol out of someone because of their sexuality.
So you're one of those guys?
Posted on 2/11/14 at 1:02 pm to Korin
Can't get much lower than the 6th round.
Posted on 2/11/14 at 1:02 pm to roadGator
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This whole Michael Sam gay-out could be a well crafted marketing ploy.
Maybe but I sure as hell wouldn't want to be "marketed" as homosexual.
Posted on 2/11/14 at 1:02 pm to roadGator
I definitely needed to read another anti-homo thread full of steotypic slurs.
Posted on 2/11/14 at 1:02 pm to roadGator
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That could be it, but why not do it at Mizzou?
I'm not going to pretend to know when or how outing one's self is best for the individual.
Posted on 2/11/14 at 1:04 pm to PorkSammich
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make an idol out of someone because of their sexuality.
because to some people coming out is somethign they're afraid of. If people want to applaud him for this, I've got no problem with it.
Posted on 2/11/14 at 1:04 pm to Bogie00
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full of steotypic slurs.
I tried to refrain from the overuse of gay. I didn't say ****, queer, butt pirate or any other of the more awful things to call men who like men.
I kept it pretty tame I thought. Typing gay over and over is boring.
Posted on 2/11/14 at 1:05 pm to piggidyphish
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I'm not going to pretend to know when or how outing one's self is best for the individual.
It stands to reason that if you out yourself prior to the draft of the biggest sport in America, you are timing it that way for a reason. I just don't believe that he did it to be honest with NFL GMs.
I could be wrong but I'd be surprised.
This post was edited on 2/11/14 at 1:07 pm
Posted on 2/11/14 at 1:05 pm to Badge
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I hope you're 18.
I hope he's closer to the grave... so this kind of idiocy could just die already.
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