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re: Do the aggies pose a threat to tFlagship's offseason dynasty?

Posted on 1/15/14 at 1:08 pm to
Posted by super egg
Jacksonville Fl
Member since Oct 2012
560 posts
Posted on 1/15/14 at 1:08 pm to
seriously, I mean every day I stare down the barrel of my p40. I fight to pick between ramen noodles, jerking off to tranny porn, getting out of bed, or just killing myself. my house is full of dog shite. I'm not sure how they shite when I can't afford to feed them. regardless I'm too depressed to pick it up.
Posted by WestCoastAg
Member since Oct 2012
145299 posts
Posted on 1/15/14 at 1:09 pm to
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seriously, I mean every day I stare down the barrel of my p40. I fight to pick between ramen noodles, jerking off to tranny porn, getting out of bed, or just killing myself. my house is full of dog shite. I'm not sure how they shite when I can't afford to feed them. regardless I'm too depressed to pick it up.
its good to see youve come to terms
Posted by Projectpat
Houston, TX
Member since Sep 2011
10522 posts
Posted on 1/15/14 at 1:18 pm to
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I fight to pick between ramen noodles, jerking off to tranny porn, getting out of bed, or just killing myself.


Why not all 4?
Posted by BrerTiger
Valley of the Long Grey Cloud
Member since Sep 2011
21506 posts
Posted on 1/15/14 at 1:20 pm to
quote:

seriously, I mean every day I stare down the barrel of my p40. I fight to pick between ramen noodles, jerking off to tranny porn, getting out of bed, or just killing myself. my house is full of dog shite. I'm not sure how they shite when I can't afford to feed them. regardless I'm too depressed to pick it up.


Your best post yet.
Posted by dbt_Geaux_Tigers_196
Dystopia (but well cared for)
Member since Mar 2012
25235 posts
Posted on 1/15/14 at 1:21 pm to
Posted by cardboardboxer
Member since Apr 2012
34346 posts
Posted on 1/15/14 at 1:33 pm to
quote:

seriously, I mean every day I stare down the barrel of my p40. I fight to pick between ramen noodles, jerking off to tranny porn, getting out of bed, or just killing myself. my house is full of dog shite. I'm not sure how they shite when I can't afford to feed them. regardless I'm too depressed to pick it up.


There you go! There is the level of hyperbole needed!!!

Great job.
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