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re: Have you ever had sex with a full blown lesbian?
Posted on 1/12/14 at 1:57 pm to Cheese Grits
Posted on 1/12/14 at 1:57 pm to Cheese Grits
Not really interested in a lesbo. I like the ones who love and want the D bad.
That said, one threesome with two of them. Not much fun.
Once with one who was in a year and a half living together full blown lesbo relationship. Had not been with a guy in about two years. That one was fun. Hooked up with her multiple times. She was definitely bi though.Lot of fun too.
That said, one threesome with two of them. Not much fun.
Once with one who was in a year and a half living together full blown lesbo relationship. Had not been with a guy in about two years. That one was fun. Hooked up with her multiple times. She was definitely bi though.Lot of fun too.
Posted on 1/12/14 at 2:54 pm to Tiger n Miami AU83
them gays is disgustin an headed to hell. my lord dont like them that sleep with them of like genders
Posted on 1/12/14 at 4:59 pm to Hardy_Har
Difficult to compete with the lesbians.
Posted on 1/12/14 at 6:34 pm to Cheese Grits
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Several 3 ways in college but it got old being the third wheel.
You have to put your foot down at some point, you aren't just going to be gifted the lucky Pierre
Posted on 1/12/14 at 6:35 pm to deltaland
All the lesbians in high school are either 300 lb softball players or gothic people so no.
Hot lesbians only exist in porn
Hot lesbians only exist in porn
This post was edited on 1/12/14 at 6:36 pm
Posted on 1/12/14 at 7:01 pm to ShaneTheLegLechler
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You have to put your foot down at some point
While it is every guys fantasy, if both really are gay at a certain point you show yourself the door. You wind up at the bottom of the pyramid and have to do all the damn work. On the upside all six were lipsticks and damn good looking.
Life is full of little trade offs.
Posted on 1/12/14 at 7:05 pm to TupeloReb
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Hot lesbians only exist in porn
Definitely not true. You usually just don't know that they're lesbians...
Posted on 1/12/14 at 7:53 pm to CatFan81
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You must be really old. Any female under the age of 40 that hasn't made out with another female is prudish as frick.
Never done this, and I'm definitely not a prude.
Posted on 1/12/14 at 7:56 pm to deltaland
Pretty sure once penetrated by the D they are no longer full blown lesbo.
Fayetteville has a pretty big lesbo community. I've somehow managed to be cool with them and I'm sly enough to quickly discern who the brood mothers are and I buddy up with them and they've never cock blocked me or got in the way when I've tried to hook up with the hottie bi chicks.
There is a pretty funny story that gets told about me fighting a lesbo chick. I usually don't share it because I don't come out looking too good but it is hilarious.
and I'll share it with you guys for entertainment. This is long, you've been warned.
I worked in a club that was the after hours spot, we'd clean up then all the bar workers from other places and strippers would stop in at our club and we'd drink til daylight or sometimes noon. Sunday nights was the drag show night in Fville, I had this gig on a CDC grant where I'd go talk to kids about HIV/STD prevention and we'd do free HIV tests, and give out condoms and lube etc, etc. I made it fun and sometimes roll into a club in a Santa costume and toss out condoms, literature, lube, and set up testing for people. I was "Rubber Claus" and being a straight guy that championed gay rights and equality for everyone the bi-sexual girls and sorority chicks with gay friends saw me as a unicorn of sorts.
Sooooooo, drinking scotch hard and heavy, we head to the drag show (I always pulled a straight chick at the drag show, it was like fish in a barrel, we straights had to protect each other) hahaha I happen to run into a smoking hot Vietnamese lesbo named Bobbie from Ft. Smith that I knew from my Laotian ex who had a gay brother. There also happened to be a white bi-chick named Bobbie that was hot as hell too that was there. So I dialed in on those two and went to work putting the Bobbie-me-Bobbie 3way in motion.
I danced and made out with those 2 for hours, there was no doubt this Bobbie squared thing was happening. It was getting close to closing time and this chick that white Bobbie had broken up with a couple months back finally had enough of getting blown off all night, so she stepped in the middle as we were gathering our things and preparing to head out. She had to start some shite. I tried to avoid her and played like I had no clue who she was and tried to glad hand her and give her a hug while pushing the girls further toward the door. This pissed off chick had none of that, she pushed me in the back when I turned to walk off from her, and when I turned around she threw a drink on me and tried to hit me. I dodged her slap/punch and grabbed her up by her hair with 2 fistfulls and like an olympic discus thrower I spun twice and ragdolled her arse across two tables by her hair sending her sliding into the dance floor knocking a group of people over and thus causing the only bar brawl I've ever seen in a gay bar.
White Bobbie walked back in at the moment I was spinning that bitch around by her hair and sent her flying, so of course she was pissed and she ran over to that girl who was mad and started fighting white Bobbie and the people on the dance floor started throwing down, subs were running around crying, and I was trying to get the heck out of there with Asian Bobbie and at least salvage part of the night. In the panic of getting out of there before it got really bad I drove drunk and crashed my truck in a horrible fog when I got ran off the road by another car and tried to casually merge back onto the road from the ditch and I hit a frickin' drainage culvert and destroyed an axle.
The only good thing from that night was I finally hooked up with Asian Bobbie a couple weeks later and a fun fling with her for a couple months, but I never saw white Bobbie ever again nor did I ever back to that club before it shut down for good.
Fayetteville has a pretty big lesbo community. I've somehow managed to be cool with them and I'm sly enough to quickly discern who the brood mothers are and I buddy up with them and they've never cock blocked me or got in the way when I've tried to hook up with the hottie bi chicks.
There is a pretty funny story that gets told about me fighting a lesbo chick. I usually don't share it because I don't come out looking too good but it is hilarious.
and I'll share it with you guys for entertainment. This is long, you've been warned.
I worked in a club that was the after hours spot, we'd clean up then all the bar workers from other places and strippers would stop in at our club and we'd drink til daylight or sometimes noon. Sunday nights was the drag show night in Fville, I had this gig on a CDC grant where I'd go talk to kids about HIV/STD prevention and we'd do free HIV tests, and give out condoms and lube etc, etc. I made it fun and sometimes roll into a club in a Santa costume and toss out condoms, literature, lube, and set up testing for people. I was "Rubber Claus" and being a straight guy that championed gay rights and equality for everyone the bi-sexual girls and sorority chicks with gay friends saw me as a unicorn of sorts.
Sooooooo, drinking scotch hard and heavy, we head to the drag show (I always pulled a straight chick at the drag show, it was like fish in a barrel, we straights had to protect each other) hahaha I happen to run into a smoking hot Vietnamese lesbo named Bobbie from Ft. Smith that I knew from my Laotian ex who had a gay brother. There also happened to be a white bi-chick named Bobbie that was hot as hell too that was there. So I dialed in on those two and went to work putting the Bobbie-me-Bobbie 3way in motion.
I danced and made out with those 2 for hours, there was no doubt this Bobbie squared thing was happening. It was getting close to closing time and this chick that white Bobbie had broken up with a couple months back finally had enough of getting blown off all night, so she stepped in the middle as we were gathering our things and preparing to head out. She had to start some shite. I tried to avoid her and played like I had no clue who she was and tried to glad hand her and give her a hug while pushing the girls further toward the door. This pissed off chick had none of that, she pushed me in the back when I turned to walk off from her, and when I turned around she threw a drink on me and tried to hit me. I dodged her slap/punch and grabbed her up by her hair with 2 fistfulls and like an olympic discus thrower I spun twice and ragdolled her arse across two tables by her hair sending her sliding into the dance floor knocking a group of people over and thus causing the only bar brawl I've ever seen in a gay bar.
White Bobbie walked back in at the moment I was spinning that bitch around by her hair and sent her flying, so of course she was pissed and she ran over to that girl who was mad and started fighting white Bobbie and the people on the dance floor started throwing down, subs were running around crying, and I was trying to get the heck out of there with Asian Bobbie and at least salvage part of the night. In the panic of getting out of there before it got really bad I drove drunk and crashed my truck in a horrible fog when I got ran off the road by another car and tried to casually merge back onto the road from the ditch and I hit a frickin' drainage culvert and destroyed an axle.
The only good thing from that night was I finally hooked up with Asian Bobbie a couple weeks later and a fun fling with her for a couple months, but I never saw white Bobbie ever again nor did I ever back to that club before it shut down for good.
Posted on 1/12/14 at 7:59 pm to deltaland
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This post was edited on 3/5/14 at 7:38 pm
Posted on 1/12/14 at 8:04 pm to UMTigerRebel
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Never done this, and I'm definitely not a prude.
My bad. Most females.
Posted on 1/12/14 at 8:05 pm to deltaland
Yes I have. But she didn't know she was lesbo at the time so not sure if that counts.
Posted on 1/12/14 at 11:22 pm to deltaland
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I've managed to make out with one drunk before, but no D in the V.
This, that fricking tease. I didn't know she was til later though.
Posted on 1/12/14 at 11:26 pm to deltaland
I am a full blown lesbian and will only have sex with women.
Posted on 1/13/14 at 4:53 am to CatFan81
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Hot lesbians only exist in porn
I know many lipsticks and they are hot as hell. Real life look way better than the porn ones.
Posted on 1/13/14 at 5:08 am to deltaland
Got a hummer from one my sophmore year in high school. I Jokingly asked her if she was down, and said she'd always wanted to try once. Of course I took one for the team and said I'll be that mistake.
Thanks for reminding me
Thanks for reminding me
This post was edited on 1/13/14 at 5:10 am
Posted on 1/13/14 at 11:15 am to deltaland
I know some guys who have been with girls who end up being lesbians. They probably helped turn them
Posted on 1/13/14 at 1:04 pm to deltaland
Have you ever fully blown a lesbian?
Posted on 1/13/14 at 3:26 pm to deltaland
I was passing pretty well at this dance club in a pink little ensemble and had this little lesbian girl come up and hit on me. We had a pretty good time until she took me back to her place and she got the surprise of her life. Well, one thing led to another, and pretty soon I'm tied up in the garage covered in hot wax and she's dead on the floor with an 8 inch stiletto through the roof of her mouth and a rabbit furry costume on. That was a really weird time in my life.
Posted on 1/13/14 at 3:55 pm to deltaland
most I've known were manlier than me, so no
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