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So I live in the land of the Seminoles
Posted on 12/11/13 at 8:51 pm
Posted on 12/11/13 at 8:51 pm
And all I hear now is how there's absolutely no way auburn will be able to compete with fsu. That fsu will be able to stop Auburn's run game because they stopped GT's run game. Because they beat Clemson, who beat uga, who almost beat auburn. Because their qb is the best player in the history of cfb and will lead fsu into the next football dynasty. All this shite I have to listen to at work.
They claim that fsu had a tougher schedule that auburn, that they've proven themselves against their opponents. They dismiss auburn as nothing but a lucky team who shouldn't be in the game. Even though all season I haven't heard a word about football from anyone but the lsu and Bama fan(who also thinks AU will lose) I work with.
Apparently I'm the only AU fan in Pensacola and they all want to talk trash to me. Luckily I've been dealing with delusional fans for 20+ years when I lived in Alabama. A lesser man would have crumbled, but I stand tall, whip out my dick, and scream "I'm the mother fricking posibarner captain bitch!"
*this post is true, except for the last part about whipping out my dick*
**Nah, I whip it out**
They claim that fsu had a tougher schedule that auburn, that they've proven themselves against their opponents. They dismiss auburn as nothing but a lucky team who shouldn't be in the game. Even though all season I haven't heard a word about football from anyone but the lsu and Bama fan(who also thinks AU will lose) I work with.
Apparently I'm the only AU fan in Pensacola and they all want to talk trash to me. Luckily I've been dealing with delusional fans for 20+ years when I lived in Alabama. A lesser man would have crumbled, but I stand tall, whip out my dick, and scream "I'm the mother fricking posibarner captain bitch!"
*this post is true, except for the last part about whipping out my dick*
**Nah, I whip it out**
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Posted on 12/11/13 at 8:52 pm to Nortizzle
Tl;dr 
Posted on 12/11/13 at 8:53 pm to Nortizzle
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They claim that fsu had a tougher schedule that auburn
how could they possibly think this?
Posted on 12/11/13 at 8:53 pm to Nortizzle
I really thought that story was going to end "opened the door, get on the floor, everyone walk the dinosaur"
Posted on 12/11/13 at 9:01 pm to Nortizzle
That sucks. I had it bad with LSU fans until I moved to bammerham. LSU fans had this ridiculous arrogance about them and constantly put down AU. This year they weren't as bad though. 2010 did a number on people in the sec.
frick those guido fans btw.
frick those guido fans btw.
This post was edited on 12/11/13 at 9:04 pm
Posted on 12/11/13 at 9:03 pm to Nortizzle
I live in Dothan and it amazes me how many Seminole "fans" started showing their colors afterbeatin the U. I had one try to explain that the ACC is actually on par or maybe a little harder than the SEC.
Posted on 12/11/13 at 10:01 pm to Nortizzle
I live in Milton where most of our athletic standouts go to FSU (except Reggie Slack). It's so bad because FSU fans haven't experienced playing for a natty since like 1999 but I've learned that saying they played a pussy schedule makes them pretty mad. 
Posted on 12/11/13 at 10:19 pm to Nortizzle
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That fsu will be able to stop Auburn's run game because they stopped GT's run game.
GT-Georgia Tech? They didn't play them this year.
Posted on 12/11/13 at 10:21 pm to Nortizzle
I grew up around 'Noles, not gumps. Thank you Mom and Dad! The one thing about it is, 'noles are on the gumps level as far as arrogance goes. They did come back down to earth for a few years, but the year they have had has elevated their jackassness back to sickening levels. I have been hearing from friends I haven't heard from in years. Damn I hope our guys find a way to win this thing. I want all of them to go back into hiding.
Posted on 12/11/13 at 11:39 pm to Nortizzle
I live in Jacksonville. FSU fans are literally the most unbearable to be around. I bet the OP isn't exaggerating at all, I'm serious. I'm usually classy when we win, but I won't be after 1/6.
Posted on 12/12/13 at 12:21 am to Nortizzle
I grew up in Destin and lots of my friends went to FSU... They genuinely think they will kill us. I can't wait to punch them in the mouth and watch their Heisman winner crumble.
Posted on 12/12/13 at 6:34 am to Nortizzle
Either the bar is staying with me right now or that was a funny post. Either way and
and 
Posted on 12/12/13 at 7:10 am to Nortizzle
AU always plays better with a chip on their shoulder. I dig the disrespect. It makes the tears delicious.
Stay strong and keep slapping the allofaSuddenoles with your power drill.
Stay strong and keep slapping the allofaSuddenoles with your power drill.
Posted on 12/12/13 at 12:40 pm to Nortizzle
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And all I hear now is how there's absolutely no way auburn will be able to compete with fsu. That fsu will be able to stop Auburn's run game because they stopped GT's run game. Because they beat Clemson, who beat uga, who almost beat auburn. Because their qb is the best player in the history of cfb and will lead fsu into the next football dynasty. All this shite I have to listen to at work.
They claim that fsu had a tougher schedule that auburn, that they've proven themselves against their opponents. They dismiss auburn as nothing but a lucky team who shouldn't be in the game. Even though all season I haven't heard a word about football from anyone but the lsu and Bama fan(who also thinks AU will lose) I work with.
Apparently I'm the only AU fan in Pensacola and they all want to talk trash to me. Luckily I've been dealing with delusional fans for 20+ years when I lived in Alabama. A lesser man would have crumbled, but I stand tall, whip out my dick, and scream "I'm the mother fricking posibarner captain bitch!"
YES! I'm happy to hear they feel this way and hope their team feels this way.
Reminds me of the UGA offensive lineman's comments after the game...
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“We came out a little sluggish the first half,” Theus said. “I think they kind of caught us by surprise. They came out with a lot of energy and they were playing really hard…I got beat off the edge and I realized they ain’t no joke. No. 30 (Dee Ford) was a great rusher and had a lot of speed. I realized then I had to pick it up and as the game went on I thought I did better and better.”
Let them eat their cake now.
Posted on 12/12/13 at 1:29 pm to Nortizzle
I have 3 FSU alums in my office. All are female so minimal smack talk. I did just tell one their title hopes took a massive nosedive last weekend and they are gonna have to play a real team now.
Posted on 12/12/13 at 3:15 pm to Nortizzle
Nortizzle, take an empty glass and straw to work with you the day after and when they ask, tell them the glass is to catch the tears and the straw is for consumming them 
Embrace the hate it will keep you warm at night.WDE!
Embrace the hate it will keep you warm at night.WDE!Posted on 12/12/13 at 6:12 pm to Nortizzle
Took a trip to Florida just this week for business. Reppin my under armor AU shirt through the airport I got a couple War Eagles. Land in Jacksonville airport and got 3 different shite talkers by the time I get to the rental car - all claiming the same shite you've been hearing. Funny how a moment like that just forces you to whip it out and tell them what a huge Posibarner fan you are, isn't it?
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