Good stuff, flead from elsewhere

This is from an Ole Miss message board about some uat lurkers posting on their boards. I know some AUC members are tired of the uat postings but this is just too funny not to share. Apparently some of the Ole Miss faithfull see what we see.........
"Well, the voyeurs from the land of Gump are showing up in numbers to check the misery index of their latest vanquished opponent. Aside from the Tide players, who played very well and are extremely good, indications are that some lurking rubes are manifesting their boorish behavior by reminding their opponent post-contest of the soundness of the victory, as if to inoculate themselves with another weeks worth of self-esteem. If they are indeed here and doing the same, then they indeed know the truth about themselves, if only in those places deep inside that they don’t talk about at parties. Their players are winners and you don’t see them acting the same. They shake hands and go on their way. They know they are winners and don’t have a need to prove it on the accomplishments of others. The Adlerian complex is in full effect here as it is an exposition of their efforts to compensate for their self-perceived inferiority to others. According to Alder, these feelings of inferiority may derive from their low position in their family structure, particularly if early experiences of humiliation occurred; a specific physical condition or defect existed; or a general lack of social feeling for others was present. Maybe some guy in the park had a little something in his pocket once and now they spend their time trying to heal themselves by attaching and proclaiming as "theirs" anything that appears alpha to them in an attempt to believe that by this they may be alpha too. This is apparently epidemic. Living vicariously through a football team is an art form in the” Row-Tyyde-Row” state.
However, like no other fan base, the gumpsters apparently bypass all opportunities to go out and celebrate with the opposite sex, rather they come to the opponents board to salve their low self-esteem by portending that “their” team is an extension of their own capabilities and accomplishments at which time they will readily explain to you THEIR accomplishments of NC’s won by dead farts of decades ago. Even though they spend the evening with right hand Rosie and a recruiting journal in their left, for some reason, they believe that from the exploits of others, that everyone wants to be them.
You Bammer lurkers are well known to all. You spend many hours in the Books-a-Million reading free papers and magazines with endless articles talking about the dominance of Alabama, as if something is in the water there. We know what you are like. We have seen you goobers standing in the magazine section with your mouths half gapped, booger-noodling while reading the 40th account of the latest Bama news. Most likely getting a woody reading about a 240 lb. linebacker recruit from another state, that somehow will eventually get spun to make it appear that being from“Alabama” has something to do with his success. I would have more respect for Bammerites if they would just admit that Junior, Drummonds, Coopers and the others are better at purchasing a college program than others Not only is the majority of the team from out-of-state but over half the freshman class, so what does Bama have to do with it and what is your personal contribution?
But yet here they are; attempting to remind us how inferior we are and how if you talk trash to a bunch of of kids from Georgia, Florida, Louisiana and Texas, then a coach from West Virginia will make you pay for it because Bamma “don’t take that stuff”. But for all you Saturday winners, you will realize that come Monday morning your hemorrhoids will still bleed, your wife’s thighs will still rub and your brother will still be driving that ’92 Camaro and thinking it is cool. The odd stain on your daughter's car seat you will just ignore because you are a little intimidated by her boyfriend as he really is alpha. It will be that way regardless of how your team plays. Bama has some winning fans, some great folks, but they are not here lurking and looking to claim ownership of some imagined inflicted pain.
For those of you coming here in peace, welcome.