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Ole Miss vs. Texas - Objective Breakdown Report
Posted on 9/12/13 at 12:49 pm
Posted on 9/12/13 at 12:49 pm
Don't steal, Larry.
Here's the official objective breakdown.
Pass Offense:
Ole Miss
Bo "I don't know who's on my team" Wallace is the starting QB for Ole Miss with wide receivers such as Treadwell, Moncrief, Sanders returning, and Evan Holder.
Texas
Texas is starting backup Case McCoy(Colt McCoy's younger sister).
Advantage: Texas
Rush Offense:
Ole Miss
Has 5'6" 114lb sideline murderer Jeff Scott, I'Tavius Mathers(hurt ankle) who is also around 5'6" 120lbs, and Barry Brunette who still holds ill-will towards Bo for losing his quarterback position(team drama)
Texas
Probably some bigger running backs, I don't really know. I bet their ankles are fine and healthy as well.
Advantage: Texas
Pass Defense:
Ole Miss
Charles Sawyer was arrested for shooting a cop in downtown Memphis and will have to sit out the game, he is Ole Miss's leading corner back. Ole Miss literally has no secondary, it simply doesn't exist. It's pretty much only defensive line, then a couple of linebackers, then wide open field.
Texas
I don't know, assuming they have at least one person out there in the outfield then it's....
Advantage: Texas
Rush Defense:
Ole Miss
With big men like Channing Ward, CJ Jones, and Robert Nickelback up front, it's an absolute wonder how these guys can't seem to tackle anyone.
Texas
If you watched the BYU game, you'd realize why it's...
Advantage: Texas(this one was close though)
Special Teams:
Ole Miss
Andrew Ritter missed two easy field goals against Vanderbilt, therefore his confidence is pretty low right now. Meanwhile, Ole Miss still has kick off return and punt return coverage problems as evidenced against SEMO(I think).
Texas
I really don't know anything about Texas so...
Advantage: Texas
Coaching:
Hugh Freeze vs. Mack Brown, it's the 4th and Freeze vs. the Bobby Brown(idk..). Both coaches make terrible decisions, but only one has won two national championships.
Advantage: Texas
There is no way Texas loses this.
Here's the official objective breakdown.
Pass Offense:
Ole Miss
Bo "I don't know who's on my team" Wallace is the starting QB for Ole Miss with wide receivers such as Treadwell, Moncrief, Sanders returning, and Evan Holder.
Texas
Texas is starting backup Case McCoy(Colt McCoy's younger sister).
Advantage: Texas
Rush Offense:
Ole Miss
Has 5'6" 114lb sideline murderer Jeff Scott, I'Tavius Mathers(hurt ankle) who is also around 5'6" 120lbs, and Barry Brunette who still holds ill-will towards Bo for losing his quarterback position(team drama)
Texas
Probably some bigger running backs, I don't really know. I bet their ankles are fine and healthy as well.
Advantage: Texas
Pass Defense:
Ole Miss
Charles Sawyer was arrested for shooting a cop in downtown Memphis and will have to sit out the game, he is Ole Miss's leading corner back. Ole Miss literally has no secondary, it simply doesn't exist. It's pretty much only defensive line, then a couple of linebackers, then wide open field.
Texas
I don't know, assuming they have at least one person out there in the outfield then it's....
Advantage: Texas
Rush Defense:
Ole Miss
With big men like Channing Ward, CJ Jones, and Robert Nickelback up front, it's an absolute wonder how these guys can't seem to tackle anyone.
Texas
If you watched the BYU game, you'd realize why it's...
Advantage: Texas(this one was close though)
Special Teams:
Ole Miss
Andrew Ritter missed two easy field goals against Vanderbilt, therefore his confidence is pretty low right now. Meanwhile, Ole Miss still has kick off return and punt return coverage problems as evidenced against SEMO(I think).
Texas
I really don't know anything about Texas so...
Advantage: Texas
Coaching:
Hugh Freeze vs. Mack Brown, it's the 4th and Freeze vs. the Bobby Brown(idk..). Both coaches make terrible decisions, but only one has won two national championships.
Advantage: Texas
There is no way Texas loses this.
Posted on 9/12/13 at 12:50 pm to DanMullins4Life
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Charles Sawyer was arrested for shooting a cop in downtown Memphis and will have to sit out the game, he is Ole Miss's leading corner back

Posted on 9/12/13 at 12:51 pm to DanMullins4Life
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Mississippi St. Fan
quote:
There is no way Texas loses this.
Shocked
Posted on 9/12/13 at 12:52 pm to Beer Bryant
And you know DM4L is this biggest state fan in the land
This post was edited on 9/12/13 at 12:53 pm
Posted on 9/12/13 at 12:52 pm to DanMullins4Life
quote:
Has 5'6" 114lb sideline murderer Jeff Scott

Posted on 9/12/13 at 12:52 pm to DanMullins4Life
Finally a solid post.. i thought you had lost your touch.



Posted on 9/12/13 at 12:53 pm to DanMullins4Life
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I LOVE MAH DAWGZ

This post was edited on 9/12/13 at 12:54 pm
Posted on 9/12/13 at 12:55 pm to DanMullins4Life
quote:
Don't steal, Larry.

Posted on 9/12/13 at 1:02 pm to Wishnitwas1998
I make all of my bets based on his game breakdowns.
Posted on 9/12/13 at 1:05 pm to Eric Nies Grind Time
I laughed at the Charles sawyer bit
Posted on 9/12/13 at 1:12 pm to DanMullins4Life
quote:
Robert Nickleback


Posted on 9/12/13 at 1:15 pm to DanMullins4Life
it's not going to be pretty for texas....ole miss big
Posted on 9/12/13 at 1:16 pm to DanMullins4Life
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Texas is starting backup Case McCoy(Colt McCoy's younger sister).

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