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re: Phrases you never see in rant

Posted on 9/4/13 at 4:59 pm to
Posted by taylormade
Tumbleton
Member since Jan 2011
9806 posts
Posted on 9/4/13 at 4:59 pm to
thank you,
please sir,
your welcome,
i am so blessed,
i love my sister,

Posted by troywew
Member since Nov 2010
2510 posts
Posted on 9/4/13 at 5:00 pm to
I trust your Compliance officers will tell the complete truth
This post was edited on 9/4/13 at 5:01 pm
Posted by troywew
Member since Nov 2010
2510 posts
Posted on 9/4/13 at 5:06 pm to
bama fan: "we forgive fulmer"

auburn fan: "The REC didn't do it"
Posted by cheezag03
H-town
Member since Sep 2011
608 posts
Posted on 9/4/13 at 5:07 pm to
they got grits in New Mexico?
Posted by GCTiger11
Ocean Springs, MS
Member since Jan 2012
45214 posts
Posted on 9/4/13 at 5:08 pm to
quote:


LSU Fan: "I love playing UF every year."

LINK
Posted by Tigah32
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
5721 posts
Posted on 9/4/13 at 5:10 pm to
A&M has some sexy cheerleaders.

Arkansas really looks like they're on the up and up.

I can't wait to visit Starkville this year.

This post was edited on 9/4/13 at 5:13 pm
Posted by diddydirtyAubie
Bozeman
Member since Dec 2010
39829 posts
Posted on 9/4/13 at 5:11 pm to
You have a small penis, Diddy.
Posted by VolunteerimusPrime
Dandridge TN
Member since Dec 2012
59 posts
Posted on 9/4/13 at 5:13 pm to
How come all us National Championship programs claim more than everyone else says we have.
Posted by cas4t
Member since Jan 2010
70982 posts
Posted on 9/4/13 at 5:14 pm to
aTm's stadium smells great

Manziel is a fine young man

aTm and Mizzou have improved the conference

LSU has a great offense

Saban is a nice guy who cares about his players

Posted by MetryTyger
Metro NOLA, LA
Member since Jan 2004
15609 posts
Posted on 9/4/13 at 5:18 pm to
quote:

3andOut
Phrases you never see in rant


LSU Fan: We lost that one fair and square, simply out played and out coached, hats off to *insert team here* for a good game. P.S. I love these SEC schedules



Funny, we've only had occasion to make this statement 20 times in 8.1 seasons and 107 games.

Only once did it not apply - 2009 in tuscaloosa.
Posted by GooseSix
Member since Jun 2012
19606 posts
Posted on 9/4/13 at 5:18 pm to
quote:

LSU Fan: We lost that one fair and square, simply out played and out coached, hats off to *insert team here* for a good game. P.S. I love these SEC schedules


Posted by KaiserSoze99
Member since Aug 2011
31669 posts
Posted on 9/4/13 at 5:24 pm to
quote:

Phrases you never see in rant

I'm mad.

I like male cheerleaders.

Bama has a hard schedule this year.

DON'T die in a fire.

Please, post more.

I actually do give a frick.

I think we should trust Bama's administration to make a fair SEC schedule.

I wish we were as cool as the Aggies.

A&M is big brother.

That's as southern as Missouri.

We're rebuilding.

The Longhorns should have warned us about Aggies.

I actually went to LSU.

Bama fans have the highest IQ

Hotty Toddy is cool.

I didn't see one single hot girl at the grove.

The road to Atlanta goes through Lexington.

Texans need to show some pride in their state.

Your team has a chance to beat us at Tiger Stadium.

Where are all the JFF threads?

We lost the game because your team was better.

Your team is good.

Mett wins the heisman.

AJ would not win the NC if he played for Missouri.

I would not suck AJ's mom's tits.

and last, but not least,

I am getting tired of posting new threads on The Rant.


How'd I do?
Posted by cas4t
Member since Jan 2010
70982 posts
Posted on 9/4/13 at 5:24 pm to
Ohh I have more

aTm fan:

There's no way we would have beat bama if they didn't play LSU the week before

We are Texas' little brother

Our male cheerleaders make us and our university look gay

Our fans are the red headed step children fans of the state of Texas



This post was edited on 9/4/13 at 5:25 pm
Posted by AubieALUMdvm
Member since Oct 2011
11713 posts
Posted on 9/4/13 at 5:27 pm to
Those aTm yell leaders really make for a great, football atmosphere.

aTm fan: "I have mason jars filled with jams and jellies in my fridge."
This post was edited on 9/4/13 at 5:28 pm
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
55236 posts
Posted on 9/4/13 at 5:30 pm to
quote:

I can't decide who I like more, Lane Kiffin or Urban Meyer?


Not saying you have to like Meyer much but he is still light years ahead of Kiffin on the like scale.


.000000000000000000000001% like for Meyer > .000000000000000000000000% like for Kiffin
Posted by cas4t
Member since Jan 2010
70982 posts
Posted on 9/4/13 at 5:31 pm to
Cam never took any money

The SECr is an LSU based site

Kentucky football is on the rise

Can't wait to watch bama softball
Posted by taylormade
Tumbleton
Member since Jan 2011
9806 posts
Posted on 9/4/13 at 5:32 pm to
Please let Alabama win another Natty!

Gene Chizik is great!

Posted by we_geaux_harder
alexandria
Member since Dec 2011
1194 posts
Posted on 9/4/13 at 5:44 pm to
"Looks like Saban grew a few inches"
Posted by troywew
Member since Nov 2010
2510 posts
Posted on 9/4/13 at 5:48 pm to
Those milkmen do some seriously cool dances.
Posted by blacknblu
Member since Nov 2011
10276 posts
Posted on 9/4/13 at 5:57 pm to
LSU fan: "Use the lube please"
"Our success is just a blip on the radar"
"Nah, I'd rather play the day after Thanksgiving"
"Nick Saban really was the reason we've had any success"

A&M fan: "My degree was worth every cent"
"What are the odds anyone will see my longhorn tattoo?"
"We finally paid off the trailer"
"The child support check will clear"

Mizzou fan: "Dollar for dollar, I'm glad I sent my child to KU"
"I miss Mike Anderson"
"I sure am glad DGB chose Mizzou"
"We call it Coke here - you can shove your soda up your arse"


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