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Can someone explain to me what "Bama processes their players" means, please?
Posted on 8/25/13 at 5:59 pm
Posted on 8/25/13 at 5:59 pm
i've hear it a couple times now, but i'm not quite sure what it means.
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Posted on 8/25/13 at 6:00 pm to finchmeister08
We put them on a line, the sodium is removed from them, preserves are added, and then they are bottled.
Posted on 8/25/13 at 6:01 pm to finchmeister08
When we over-sign, we have to make room for the new signees. This usually comes in the form of players transferring, grayshirting, or something else. That's called processing
Posted on 8/25/13 at 6:01 pm to finchmeister08
It means they legally cut players by way of medical scholly...turn a blind eye to off the field issues for good players, while enforcing punishment on players that didn't pan out.
All a part of the process.
eta - if you're mad about the truth, down vote my post.
All a part of the process.
eta - if you're mad about the truth, down vote my post.
This post was edited on 8/25/13 at 6:04 pm
Posted on 8/25/13 at 6:01 pm to finchmeister08
When Saban says "process" another Bama player loses his scholarship or starts to have heart problems.
Posted on 8/25/13 at 6:02 pm to finchmeister08
It means we teach them to cheat, lie, steal, Tbag, and poison trees.
Posted on 8/25/13 at 6:03 pm to finchmeister08
we make them dig their own graves, then 2 to the back of the head. thats why everyone is so motivated
Posted on 8/25/13 at 6:03 pm to finchmeister08
Players that don't produce swim with the fishes.
Posted on 8/25/13 at 6:03 pm to finchmeister08
Allegedly...
They oversign, don't have cap space for them, evaluate them all on campus without actually giving them scholarships, then start revoking scholarships from kids who didn't live up to the hype, even though the kid didn't necessarily do anything wrong, and give that scholly to a new kid. Then greyshirt the other recruits who didn't evaluate well enough on campus, after it's too late for them to change their mind and go to another school, because it's after National Signing Day.
It is said the kids who got cut got "processed" in reference to a Nick Saban quote about "The Process" a couple years ago.
ETA_ it's all perfectly legal under NCAA rules, just kind of stretching the boundaries and making other schools have to do dirtier shite as well, just to keep up. There will probably be rules against this kind of thing in the next 5 years.
They oversign, don't have cap space for them, evaluate them all on campus without actually giving them scholarships, then start revoking scholarships from kids who didn't live up to the hype, even though the kid didn't necessarily do anything wrong, and give that scholly to a new kid. Then greyshirt the other recruits who didn't evaluate well enough on campus, after it's too late for them to change their mind and go to another school, because it's after National Signing Day.
It is said the kids who got cut got "processed" in reference to a Nick Saban quote about "The Process" a couple years ago.
ETA_ it's all perfectly legal under NCAA rules, just kind of stretching the boundaries and making other schools have to do dirtier shite as well, just to keep up. There will probably be rules against this kind of thing in the next 5 years.
This post was edited on 8/25/13 at 6:06 pm
Posted on 8/25/13 at 6:05 pm to finchmeister08
All the players Saban knows he is not going to use, he has Scott Cochran take them to a remote area and shoot them in the head. Processed.
Edit: Damn Narddog beat me to it.
Edit: Damn Narddog beat me to it.
This post was edited on 8/25/13 at 6:07 pm
Posted on 8/25/13 at 6:05 pm to diddydirtyAubie
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When Saban says "process" another Bama player loses his scholarship or starts to have heart problems
im guessing you are referring to darius page there. at least use a player that we didnt actually want on campus, rather than one that we apparently moved heaven and earth and transcripts to get on campus (according to the Rant)
Posted on 8/25/13 at 6:06 pm to diddydirtyAubie
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Posted on 8/25/13 at 6:07 pm to finchmeister08
What I want to know... what is "The REC" ?
Posted on 8/25/13 at 6:08 pm to deeprig9
The Red Elephant Club. It's our mafia that Auburn (and now LSU) blames all of their shortcomings on
Posted on 8/25/13 at 6:09 pm to deeprig9
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What I want to know... what is "The REC" ?
stop asking questions unless you want to fall up some stairs. capiche?
Posted on 8/25/13 at 6:09 pm to deeprig9
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What I want to know... what is "The REC" ?
A bunch of old guys who have season tickets. They meet and talk about football and donate money.
It is an invite only deal.
Posted on 8/25/13 at 6:10 pm to finchmeister08
It quite simply means 3 out of 4, next question please.
Posted on 8/25/13 at 6:10 pm to deeprig9
You people are asking too many questions about things you don't need to know about.
Posted on 8/25/13 at 6:10 pm to deeprig9
The REC is the Red Elephant Club. They are a club of Alabama alumni that are responsible for paying off refs, fixing transcripts, ensuring certain alums are hired as SEC refs, and also making sure the SEC office is stocked with Alabama alumni.
I'm sure I missed some of their other duties.
I'm sure I missed some of their other duties.
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