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re: Diddy's SEC Schools as Bible Characters™
Posted on 8/18/13 at 2:54 pm to diddydirtyAubie
Posted on 8/18/13 at 2:54 pm to diddydirtyAubie
I'd say LSU is a lot like Moses. LSU wandered in the wilderness for a while from the last half of Cholly Mac's tenure until when Saban arrived then they reached the promised land.
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Posted on 8/18/13 at 2:55 pm to alabamabuckeye
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Was this really needed?
Posted on 8/18/13 at 2:55 pm to The Boat
Moses never reached the promised land though, and neither will arkansas
Posted on 8/18/13 at 2:56 pm to diddydirtyAubie
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LSU - Titus - played 2nd fiddle to Paul.
So we're finally passed Tennessee historically
Posted on 8/18/13 at 2:57 pm to diddydirtyAubie
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State - Judas - Snitches get stitches
lost my shite here
Posted on 8/18/13 at 3:00 pm to lsutothetop
I thought this was pretty clever
Posted on 8/18/13 at 3:00 pm to ukraine_rebel
Upvote. Original and well done. Good show.
Posted on 8/18/13 at 3:01 pm to diddydirtyAubie
Nice work
Posted on 8/18/13 at 3:01 pm to HandGrenade
Wow. The season needs to start, but I'm gonna play, I hope LSU "crucifies" bama...
Posted on 8/18/13 at 3:02 pm to diddydirtyAubie
Pretty cool offseason thread.
However, you misspelled Jesus. Titus is kind if far off from that spelling so idk how you managed that but oh well.
However, you misspelled Jesus. Titus is kind if far off from that spelling so idk how you managed that but oh well.
Posted on 8/18/13 at 3:05 pm to diddydirtyAubie
Posted on 8/18/13 at 3:06 pm to OBReb6
Cholly Mac was Moses.
Posted on 8/18/13 at 3:07 pm to diddydirtyAubie
Interesting. well done.
Posted on 8/18/13 at 3:11 pm to OBReb6
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That was pretty good to be honest. Clay Travis will probably plagiarize it.
FIFY
Posted on 8/18/13 at 3:21 pm to diddydirtyAubie
Whole list is pretty spot on, actually. I'm kind of impressed with your biblical knowledge, too.
Posted on 8/18/13 at 3:23 pm to diddydirtyAubie
I'd say we are more like moses
Posted on 8/18/13 at 3:23 pm to The Boat
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I'd say LSU is a lot like Moses.
You DO realize that Moses never saw the Promised Land, right?
Posted on 8/18/13 at 3:24 pm to diddydirtyAubie
I can agree with most of this *but* Paul wasn't the greatest Christian to ever live, even Paul would tell you so, and he too was not one of the original 12 apostles. However, I see what you did there. So anyway.
Vanderbilt - Absalom, King David's second eldest child and brother of Solomon and Amnon who is the eldest. Absalom gets pissed that Amnon rapes their sister and after two years Absalom kills him. However, Absalom thinks he should be King so go on to rape all of his father's (King David's) concubines. Absalom then declares he is King, starts a war, and is killed.
anyway. Vanderbilt - Absalom, King David's second eldest child and brother of Solomon and Amnon who is the eldest. Absalom gets pissed that Amnon rapes their sister and after two years Absalom kills him. However, Absalom thinks he should be King so go on to rape all of his father's (King David's) concubines. Absalom then declares he is King, starts a war, and is killed.
Posted on 8/18/13 at 3:26 pm to Prof
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and he too was not one of the original 12 apostles.
I never said he was, bro.
Posted on 8/18/13 at 3:31 pm to diddydirtyAubie
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Georgia - Cain - one of the earliest bible characters, is never content...always wants more...is jealous of what others have
I would have said Mizzou is Mary Magdaline b/c we're really not sure of their role, but if you ask the people familiar with her/them they would say it's a lot bigger than reported.
This post was edited on 8/18/13 at 3:32 pm
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