If your football program was a fast food chain, which one would it be and why?

LSU - Raising Cane's

Much like LSU, Cane's always has good workers. Their draft class always seems to be pretty legit. Has anyone actually had bad service at a Cane's before? Not Scruffy. Also like LSU, Cane's finds some way to just get under Scruffy's skin.

For starters, their draft class may be great, but they always seem to do something stupid. Stop rhyming to Scruffy when he pulls up to place his order. Just take Scruffy's order and do your jobs! Gosh darn it!

Also, like LSU's offensive play calling, their menu really doesn't have much depth. Sure you can switch out coleslaw for an extra bread or call an option to the left instead of the right, but is that really depth? Scruffy doesn't think so.


Scruffy'll do one more:

Mizzou - Long John Silver's

Scruffy has never actually been in that place, but like Mizzou football, he doesn't expect it to be very good.



Go!