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Mizzou needs your help
Posted on 7/7/13 at 12:20 am
Posted on 7/7/13 at 12:20 am
Our current lame-duck coach can't even out-recruit the Kansas schools right now. Ever since his divorce, DUI, and 5-7 record in-state kids are avoiding Mizzou like the plague.
Who should we hire next year? Someone that can snag an occasional 5 star, bag a few 4 stars every year, lock down the state borders, especially the KC and STL area kids, and snag a few gems from Florida, Georgia, Tenn, and Texas.
Gimme some names damnit! I'll forward these suggestions on to our AD.
Pre-compiled list for Mike Alden, in no particular order:
Boring Picks with potential:
Tim Deruyter
Mark Hudspeth
Chad Morris
Paul Roads
Kirby Smart
Value Picks:
Jim Tressel
Rich Rod
Lottery Winner Home Run Pipe Dreams:
Chip Kelly (2+ years)
Stinky Picks:
Mike Leach
Bobby Petrino
Hell No!!!
Dooley, Chiz, Sherman, Mangino, Gill
Who should we hire next year? Someone that can snag an occasional 5 star, bag a few 4 stars every year, lock down the state borders, especially the KC and STL area kids, and snag a few gems from Florida, Georgia, Tenn, and Texas.
Gimme some names damnit! I'll forward these suggestions on to our AD.
Pre-compiled list for Mike Alden, in no particular order:
Boring Picks with potential:
Tim Deruyter
Mark Hudspeth
Chad Morris
Paul Roads
Kirby Smart
Value Picks:
Jim Tressel
Rich Rod
Lottery Winner Home Run Pipe Dreams:
Chip Kelly (2+ years)
Stinky Picks:
Mike Leach
Bobby Petrino
Hell No!!!
Dooley, Chiz, Sherman, Mangino, Gill
This post was edited on 7/7/13 at 2:13 am
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Posted on 7/7/13 at 12:22 am to RocketBallz
One choice might be Mark Hudspeth. 66-21 at UNA then 18-8 at ULL.
Posted on 7/7/13 at 12:23 am to RocketBallz
Kirby Smart.
Posted on 7/7/13 at 12:24 am to RocketBallz
Tim Deruyter would be a good one to keep an eye on this year.
Posted on 7/7/13 at 12:24 am to RocketBallz
Your sig is ridiculously perfect.
Posted on 7/7/13 at 12:25 am to RocketBallz
You got DGB and haven't done shite with him, why would they look twice at y'all honestly
Posted on 7/7/13 at 12:27 am to RocketBallz
My advice to you is just enjoy basketball season. 
For real though, it is going to be difficult to attract a big-time, up and coming SEC coach being labeled a basketball school. See Kentucky for details. Mizzou could perhaps improve by hiring a hot, young coach of a powerful mid major program like Boise St.
Posted on 7/7/13 at 12:34 am to RocketBallz
Mike Leach
Bobby Petrino
Chad Morris
Paul Roads
Bobby Petrino
Chad Morris
Paul Roads
Posted on 7/7/13 at 1:15 am to RocketBallz
If tattoos are legal in Mossura, I'd say Jim Tressel.
Posted on 7/7/13 at 1:18 am to RocketBallz
If you're throwing out names of established head coaches at the BCS level (Leach, Tressel, etc) there's NO way. Our AD is a little fairy boy who wants to find the diamond in the rough for less cash and hope he gets a bargain. Also, he STRICTLY plays by the rules and doesn't know how to even bend them. Therefore, coaches with any blemishes on their records (again like Leach, Tressel, etc) will not be considered.
Expect us to hire Jack Cosgrove from the University of Maine because he is a family man and has upstanding character and a great work ethic. It's not his own fault that he has a poor track record, he was just put in a bad situation. (Right, Frank Haith?)
Expect us to hire Jack Cosgrove from the University of Maine because he is a family man and has upstanding character and a great work ethic. It's not his own fault that he has a poor track record, he was just put in a bad situation. (Right, Frank Haith?)
Posted on 7/7/13 at 2:16 am to RocketBallz
Not reading 5 pages.
Kirby or BMFP or Mizzou might as well be Vandy
Kirby or BMFP or Mizzou might as well be Vandy
Posted on 7/7/13 at 10:46 am to RocketBallz
Mizzou can't afford Kirby Smart.
Posted on 7/7/13 at 10:50 am to RocketBallz
quote:
Tim Deruyter
He would never go to Mizzou.
Posted on 7/7/13 at 10:58 am to RocketBallz
pretty sure these guys are available
Posted on 7/7/13 at 12:54 pm to RocketBallz
For Mizzou? I hear Houston Nutt wants back in college.
Posted on 7/7/13 at 1:04 pm to RocketBallz
Tim DeRoot!
Posted on 7/7/13 at 2:10 pm to RocketBallz
Tommy Tuberville
This post was edited on 7/7/13 at 2:15 pm
Posted on 7/7/13 at 2:52 pm to RocketBallz
The correct choice is:
1.Larry Fedora-North Carolina, He is a College Station native but did not go to A&M (Went to Austin College). Knows the area for recruiting, and was OC at Okla. State and Florida and Head Coach at Southern Mississippi. One of the top 3 in contention for the A&M job that was awarded to Sumlin.
2. Tim DeRuyeter Fresno State. DC at Air Force and Texas A&M. Good recruiter.
3. Mike Leach-Wazzu How perfect Wazzou to Missou.
He can recruit the best second tier QB from Texas and turn them into superstars with his offense. Defense? He don't need no stinkin defense.
Kirby Smart is not going to Missouri.
Chad Morris is an Aggie and his next job is either Baylor, when Art Briles is hired to replace Mack Brown or if Deloss Dodd's can eat crow, Morriss will be Mack Brown's replacement.
Brown will be gone after this season.
Morris was in our top 3 but we couldn't afford him.
1.Larry Fedora-North Carolina, He is a College Station native but did not go to A&M (Went to Austin College). Knows the area for recruiting, and was OC at Okla. State and Florida and Head Coach at Southern Mississippi. One of the top 3 in contention for the A&M job that was awarded to Sumlin.
2. Tim DeRuyeter Fresno State. DC at Air Force and Texas A&M. Good recruiter.
3. Mike Leach-Wazzu How perfect Wazzou to Missou.
He can recruit the best second tier QB from Texas and turn them into superstars with his offense. Defense? He don't need no stinkin defense.
Kirby Smart is not going to Missouri.
Chad Morris is an Aggie and his next job is either Baylor, when Art Briles is hired to replace Mack Brown or if Deloss Dodd's can eat crow, Morriss will be Mack Brown's replacement.
Brown will be gone after this season.
Morris was in our top 3 but we couldn't afford him.
Posted on 7/7/13 at 2:58 pm to RocketBallz
Remember the big splash your AD was gonna make with an offensive coordinator?
I expect this next coaching hire to go similar to that
I expect this next coaching hire to go similar to that
Posted on 7/7/13 at 3:12 pm to RocketBallz
Bring back the tranny OC as HC.
Or you guys might be better off using the "Ask Corso" function.
Or you guys might be better off using the "Ask Corso" function.
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