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re: The latest thug POS thing you've done
Posted on 4/29/13 at 10:23 pm to bamafan425
Posted on 4/29/13 at 10:23 pm to bamafan425
I've been around such perfect exchanges as well and they are pretty glorious 
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Posted on 4/29/13 at 10:26 pm to Supravol22
They are magic moments.
Not a great exchange, but I was reminded of this for some reason. When I was younger, probably around 11 or 12, well past the age of knowing better, we were at a drive through window and I was in the passenger seat. My mom is getting the order and I keep repeating whatever the drive through lady is saying in this mocking voice.
"Here's your drink"
Me: "Heres your drink" (in a whiny mocking voice)
Etc.
I finally realize I'm saying it out loud. I look up and my mom is giving me the death stare. I give the most sincere apology and say I didn't realize what I was doing. The drive through lady starts cracking up and my mom was no longer mad.
Not a great exchange, but I was reminded of this for some reason. When I was younger, probably around 11 or 12, well past the age of knowing better, we were at a drive through window and I was in the passenger seat. My mom is getting the order and I keep repeating whatever the drive through lady is saying in this mocking voice.
"Here's your drink"
Me: "Heres your drink" (in a whiny mocking voice)
Etc.
I finally realize I'm saying it out loud. I look up and my mom is giving me the death stare. I give the most sincere apology and say I didn't realize what I was doing. The drive through lady starts cracking up and my mom was no longer mad.
Posted on 4/29/13 at 10:38 pm to bamafan425
I backed into a light pole drunk and the next day found a store without surveillance cameras and parked my truck there then called the police saying someone hit it in the parking lot and ran..got a report and insurance paid for repairs without me having to pay a deductible since it was labeled "property damage".
Posted on 4/29/13 at 10:43 pm to deltaland
That's not the worst case of insurance fraud that I know of
Posted on 4/29/13 at 10:44 pm to OBReb6
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That's not the worst case of insurance fraud that I know of
Was gonna post, but I like my freedom too much!
Posted on 4/29/13 at 10:45 pm to ZootedRebel420
*wink*
Posted on 4/30/13 at 12:10 am to GCTiger11
I made an off color comment about my probation officer missing our appointment for emergency surgery... I asked how large the stick they removed from her arse was. Like I needed to elaborate my tPOS status after the words probation officer. Since one of you nosy fricks will ask, disorderly intox was my offense. Apparently aggressively arguing against getting your 4th amendment rights violated by swine is frowned upon if you're drunk...
Posted on 4/30/13 at 12:23 am to ehole
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I made an off color comment about my probation officer missing our appointment for emergency surgery... I asked how large the stick they removed from her arse was. Like I needed to elaborate my tPOS status after the words probation officer. Since one of you nosy fricks will ask, disorderly intox was my offense. Apparently aggressively arguing against getting your 4th amendment rights violated by swine is frowned upon if you're drunk...
I like you. I too, have a probation with the same issue. Did your's get any better after the stick was removed? Mine didn't.
This post was edited on 4/30/13 at 12:24 am
Posted on 4/30/13 at 1:08 am to GCTiger11
IM thinking....
Posted on 4/30/13 at 2:25 am to bamafan425
After I'd finish with a girl id hop on the ringtones on my phone, pretend i got a call, an tell them I was getting recalled an they had to go
Posted on 4/30/13 at 8:24 am to GCTiger11
I tripped a blind guy once. I didn't mean to, but I still think it may be hellworthy.
Posted on 4/30/13 at 8:25 am to GCTiger11
Real nice golf course near where I leave has a great practice facility for members and registered guests. I took my 11 year old son to the course, which I am not a member, nor a registered guest. We grabbed a nice tube of practice balls and proceeded to practice for a couple of hours. There are signs everywhere around the facility. Thug golf.
Posted on 4/30/13 at 8:28 am to InVolNerable
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shoved a parking cone up some guy's arse. He was wearing the most retarded t-shirt ever.
Dang...what is it with UT fans and sticking things up people's butts?
Posted on 4/30/13 at 9:58 am to GCTiger11
Got my wife to say the N word the other day
Posted on 4/30/13 at 10:01 am to TbirdSpur2010
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Got my wife to say the N word the other day
Literally just laughed out loud. And that is an accomplishment in the mornings!Posted on 4/30/13 at 10:05 am to rugbyag
Posted on 4/30/13 at 10:19 am to TbirdSpur2010
Drink and drive.
Posted on 4/30/13 at 10:27 am to GCTiger11
Shoved a drunk guy into a forest
Posted on 4/30/13 at 10:47 am to SpartyGator
Set a mailbox on fire.
Posted on 4/30/13 at 10:47 am to GCTiger11
I ran two red lights this morning.
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