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To Hell With The Individual Who Leaves Butt Crumbs on the Toilet Seat @ Work
Posted on 3/5/13 at 4:42 pm
Posted on 3/5/13 at 4:42 pm
I'm sick of it!!!
I drink a cup of coffee in the morning. 30 minutes later I need to take a poop. I walk to the bathroom hoping that I'm the first individual to sit on the freshly cleaned toilet seat.
But, NOOOOOOO!!!
Someone beat me to it! And that f#cker leaves behind butt hair and butt crumbs on the back of the toilet seat everytime, not ot mention poop streaks in the toilet and an overwhelming stench of rotten oysters.
F#ck that dude!
I'm tired of having to clean off the toilet seat before I poop. Seriously, it ruins my day.
- Killz
I drink a cup of coffee in the morning. 30 minutes later I need to take a poop. I walk to the bathroom hoping that I'm the first individual to sit on the freshly cleaned toilet seat.
But, NOOOOOOO!!!
Someone beat me to it! And that f#cker leaves behind butt hair and butt crumbs on the back of the toilet seat everytime, not ot mention poop streaks in the toilet and an overwhelming stench of rotten oysters.
F#ck that dude!
I'm tired of having to clean off the toilet seat before I poop. Seriously, it ruins my day.
- Killz
This post was edited on 3/6/13 at 9:21 am
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Posted on 3/5/13 at 4:44 pm to mizzoukills
what are butt crumbs? are they edible?
Posted on 3/5/13 at 4:45 pm to mizzoukills
Smh
Posted on 3/5/13 at 4:47 pm to mizzoukills
Thats nasty as frick. 
Posted on 3/5/13 at 4:48 pm to mizzoukills
Thanks, because of this, I will remain on my diet tonight due to loss of appetite. 
Posted on 3/5/13 at 4:49 pm to TyOconner
What's worse is when that f#cker leaves behind actual poop streaks on the toilet seat.
I wanna know what goes thru that persons head when he flushes. He can't see that the toilet has butt crumbs and hair on it?
Of course he can. Lazy f#ck. I think I know who it is...
I wanna know what goes thru that persons head when he flushes. He can't see that the toilet has butt crumbs and hair on it?
Of course he can. Lazy f#ck. I think I know who it is...
Posted on 3/5/13 at 4:52 pm to mizzoukills
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Lazy f#ck. I think I know who it is...
Of course you do. You work from home and you live in your mom's basement.
Posted on 3/5/13 at 5:01 pm to mizzoukills
Posted on 3/5/13 at 5:02 pm to InVolNerable
Posted on 3/5/13 at 5:08 pm to mizzoukills
Dude,
frick you for posting this. I was getting ready to prepare some Italian crusted pork chops for dinner, and now it's ruined.
I took one look at the bread crumb mixture, AND HAD TO GET THE frick OUT OF THERE.
frick you for posting this. I was getting ready to prepare some Italian crusted pork chops for dinner, and now it's ruined.
I took one look at the bread crumb mixture, AND HAD TO GET THE frick OUT OF THERE.
Posted on 3/5/13 at 5:15 pm to Vols&Shaft83
I read this thread and still managed to eat dinner. Top that
Posted on 3/5/13 at 5:20 pm to mizzoukills
You must have a shitty job.
:rimshot:
But seriously looking, your job sucks
:rimshot:
But seriously looking, your job sucks
Posted on 3/5/13 at 5:27 pm to mizzoukills
Step One: Taco Bell the night before
Step Two: Drink your coffee before you get to work
Step Three: Don't flush
Step Four: Profit
Step Two: Drink your coffee before you get to work
Step Three: Don't flush
Step Four: Profit
Posted on 3/5/13 at 5:35 pm to deltaland
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read this thread and still managed to eat dinner. Top that
It appears to me, MMMMMKay, that you have an acute case of Fecalphilia. A fecalphiliac is someone who's obsessed with mookie stinks, MMMMKay.
Right now, you're nuttier than Chinese chicken salad, mmmkay. I mean, you're one screwed up little kid, do you understand?
So try to stay positive, stay away from drugs and alcohol, and in the meantime, I'm gonna put you on a heavy regiment of Prozac, MMMMKay
Posted on 3/5/13 at 6:10 pm to Vols&Shaft83
Look, you'd be pissed too if you had to wrap up your hand with toilet paper to clean a shite stained toilet seat.
frick that.
Plus, the turtle keeps poking his head out further the longer it take me to clean the damn seat. I waste at least a couple of minutes cleaning that fricker.
frick that.
Plus, the turtle keeps poking his head out further the longer it take me to clean the damn seat. I waste at least a couple of minutes cleaning that fricker.
Posted on 3/5/13 at 6:15 pm to mizzoukills
Star Warrior needs to open a can on that coworker (fellow cosmonaut?)
Posted on 3/5/13 at 6:17 pm to mizzoukills
Posted on 3/5/13 at 6:43 pm to mizzoukills
Poop at home?
Posted on 3/5/13 at 6:43 pm to mizzoukills
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What's worse is when that f#cker leaves behind actual poop streaks on the toilet seat.
I've seen people leave their "butt crumbs" and somehow, it doesn't bother me. I'll just make sure I wipe it down with extra TP. The quoted statement above is pretty vile
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