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re: To Hell With The Individual Who Leaves Butt Crumbs on the Toilet Seat @ Work

Posted on 3/5/13 at 6:47 pm to
Posted by InVolNerable
Member since Jan 2012
10232 posts
Posted on 3/5/13 at 6:47 pm to
But seriously, I love pooping during work hours. It's a good feeling, moving your bowels and knowing your making money for doing it.
Posted by mizzoukills
Member since Aug 2011
40686 posts
Posted on 3/5/13 at 6:48 pm to
Yeah, I know who the individual is. I think it's time for a conversation
Posted by CtotheVrzrbck
WeWaCo
Member since Dec 2007
37538 posts
Posted on 3/5/13 at 6:49 pm to
It's your boss, he's messing with all the peons.
Posted by Vols&Shaft83
Throbbing Member
Member since Dec 2012
70096 posts
Posted on 3/5/13 at 6:59 pm to
quote:

moving your bowels and knowing your making money for doing it.


People pay top dollar to see me poop. German People
Posted by mizzoukills
Member since Aug 2011
40686 posts
Posted on 3/5/13 at 7:04 pm to
Invol is right. Why poop for free when you can get paid for it?
Posted by Porter Osborne Jr
Member since Sep 2012
43673 posts
Posted on 3/5/13 at 9:18 pm to
I got you beat. The other Day at Work I walked into the stall And someone had left a huge log. That's no big deal...but there was no toilet paper to go with it. Now all I can do is look at each person and wonder who doesn't wipe.
Posted by wmr
North of Dickson, South of Herman's
Member since Mar 2009
32518 posts
Posted on 3/5/13 at 9:45 pm to
I'm trying to understand this. I have my own bathroom at my office.

I would think one would have to be quite a fat fricker to actually smear shite on a toilet seat.

Is this a fat frick? TIA
Posted by wmr
North of Dickson, South of Herman's
Member since Mar 2009
32518 posts
Posted on 3/5/13 at 9:45 pm to
Just had an idea for another butthole related thread. Let me know when this one falls off the page. TIA
Posted by InVolNerable
Member since Jan 2012
10232 posts
Posted on 3/5/13 at 9:48 pm to
quote:

Now all I can do is look at each person and wonder who doesn't wipe.





Maybe they bend over the air dryer. Dingleberries keep some people occupied for days at a time.
Posted by mizzoukills
Member since Aug 2011
40686 posts
Posted on 3/6/13 at 9:20 am to
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