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re: Deadspin's hilarious analysis of Marshall Henderson
Posted on 1/28/13 at 8:19 pm to MonroeTiger80
Posted on 1/28/13 at 8:19 pm to MonroeTiger80
From another article
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Here are several observations, cycling through all the MVPs of the GIF:
Obviously, we kick things off with the older gentleman standing up in defiance right in front of Henderson. Not sure what he said to Henderson, but that guy wasn't having anymore of the tomfoolery.
The guy in the white polo is big-time, just smiling the entire time. He loves it.
Jerry Garcia-looking guy on press row. He's clapping, smiling, really enjoying the scene.
The crew of double-middle finger guys. They're forever best friends.
The guy who rips his hat off. He was so heated he just couldn't take it anymore.
Now we get to the sleepers: To kick things off, check out my man next to Auburn pajamas girl. He's got the creepy sideways grin, like he digs Marshall Henderson's attitude, but can't have his friends find out.
Speaking of Auburn pajamas girl, she looks out of place. And is also terrified by the flying object to her left.
What is that flying object? No one really knows. Could be a Fathead, could be a cardboard cutout, could be an umbrella. But the blonde girl reacts like it's a head. A real one.
White hat fellow. Waving his hands, yelling "Come on, come on, come on!" to Henderson. His flailing hands and sideways shuffle steals the show for a bit.
The guy right in the middle who emphatically sticks a middle finger at Henderson -- and then tears it right back down. Everything he did was 100 percent.
The curly-haired kid in the orange shirt. He gives the fingers, claps two times (as if to get loose) -- and then goes back with the fingers.
Kid in the gray hoodie to the left. It kind of looks like he sneezes as the GIF starts -- but bounces back extraordinarily quickly to join in the ballyhoo.
What about the girl in the upper right corner? She yells some profanity, and then goes tumbling forward, either getting pushed or falling from the momentum of her yelling.
And yes, the older, older gentleman in the front row just seems dismayed by the entire scene. And probably this analysis of it.
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Posted on 1/28/13 at 8:27 pm to lighter345
IWNHI
Posted on 1/28/13 at 8:31 pm to MonroeTiger80
surprised they missed the girls in the upper right hand corner
Posted on 1/28/13 at 8:31 pm to lighter345
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check out my man next to Auburn pajamas girl. He's got the creepy sideways grin, like he digs Marshall Henderson's attitude, but can't have his friends find out.
My fave - dude loves Henderson. Reminds me of Todd from Wedding Crashers.
"MARSHALL YOU ARE MY BITCH LOVER!!!111"
Posted on 1/28/13 at 8:35 pm to Riseupfromtherubble
wait where did you get that picture from?
Posted on 1/28/13 at 8:37 pm to lighter345
Clay Travis posted it last week
Posted on 1/28/13 at 8:38 pm to lighter345
I love the White-Hat guy who hides behind the Guy with Middle Finger. A real man.
Posted on 1/28/13 at 8:40 pm to Billy Mays
looks exactly like a girl I went to school with
Posted on 1/28/13 at 8:41 pm to lighter345
There's 2 links at the bottom of the article embedded in
Yes and yes
Yes and yes
Posted on 1/28/13 at 8:46 pm to MonroeTiger80
nvm
This post was edited on 1/28/13 at 8:48 pm
Posted on 1/28/13 at 10:11 pm to Riseupfromtherubble
Posted on 1/28/13 at 11:00 pm to lighter345
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Here are several observations, cycling through all the MVPs of the GIF: Obviously, we kick things off with the older gentleman standing up in defiance right in front of Henderson. Not sure what he said to Henderson, but that guy wasn't having anymore of the tomfoolery. The guy in the white polo is big-time, just smiling the entire time. He loves it. Jerry Garcia-looking guy on press row. He's clapping, smiling, really enjoying the scene. The crew of double-middle finger guys. They're forever best friends. The guy who rips his hat off. He was so heated he just couldn't take it anymore. Now we get to the sleepers: To kick things off, check out my man next to Auburn pajamas girl. He's got the creepy sideways grin, like he digs Marshall Henderson's attitude, but can't have his friends find out. Speaking of Auburn pajamas girl, she looks out of place. And is also terrified by the flying object to her left. What is that flying object? No one really knows. Could be a Fathead, could be a cardboard cutout, could be an umbrella. But the blonde girl reacts like it's a head. A real one. White hat fellow. Waving his hands, yelling "Come on, come on, come on!" to Henderson. His flailing hands and sideways shuffle steals the show for a bit. The guy right in the middle who emphatically sticks a middle finger at Henderson -- and then tears it right back down. Everything he did was 100 percent. The curly-haired kid in the orange shirt. He gives the fingers, claps two times (as if to get loose) -- and then goes back with the fingers. Kid in the gray hoodie to the left. It kind of looks like he sneezes as the GIF starts -- but bounces back extraordinarily quickly to join in the ballyhoo. What about the girl in the upper right corner? She yells some profanity, and then goes tumbling forward, either getting pushed or falling from the momentum of her yelling. And yes, the older, older gentleman in the front row just seems dismayed by the entire scene. And probably this analysis of it.
This is great. There is so much going on in this GIF that it had to be broken down this way.
My favorite is the old guy who stands up in front and, I think, calls Henderson a Jack arse. He is really mad.
Henderson might be a jerk, but I actually like this kind of thing. He's having fun and it is a game and should be fun. As long as he plays the way his team needs him to, the rest of it is just show.
Posted on 1/28/13 at 11:06 pm to Grizzly
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I have to give it to Marshall. Love him, Hate him, or indifferent his shtick is is working. He is getting plenty of fat girls.
fify
Posted on 1/28/13 at 11:28 pm to dawgdayafternoon
May be one of the best GIFs ever on the rant. It's like where's Waldo with a lot of Waldo's.
This post was edited on 1/28/13 at 11:31 pm
Posted on 1/29/13 at 12:17 am to MonroeTiger80
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Henderson spent a good portion of the Vanderbilt game in a fugue state. He was so unhinged during that game that someone went so far as to make a six-minute highlight reel of Henderson doing things like pounding his fist into his hand and shouting f-bombs after missing free throws, flapping his arms and screaming at nobody in particular after hitting a three, and having a conversation with a referee that featured some psychotic grinning and clapping.
At one point during that game, after converting an and-one layup, Henderson popped up off the floor and made a beeline for the Vandy student section. Look closely at Henderson's eyes in that moment, just before his panicked coach swoops in and pulls him back into reality. Those are the eyes of a man in the throes of demonic possession. It's a wonder Vandy didn't go to a box-and-one defense with Henderson being shadowed by Max von Sydow.
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. This post was edited on 1/29/13 at 12:18 am
Posted on 1/29/13 at 2:25 am to AUsteriskPride
The black guy's reaction is so great.
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