Things I bet you didn't know.

Johnny Manziel taught Johannes Gutenberg how to spell.
Johnny Manziel shock the tree that caused the apple to fall and whop Newton in the head.
Johnny Manziel built the boats Washington used to cross the Delaware.
Johnny Manziel tied the key on the end of Franklin’s kite string.
Johnny Manziel pushed Roosevelt up San Juan Hill.
Johnny Manziel tuned-up the engine on the Wright Brother’s plane
Johnny Manziel was John Wayne’s acting coach.
Johnny Manziel taught Frank Lloyd Wright how to draw.
Johnny Manziel was Herb Parson’s junior hunter safety instructor.
Johnny Manziel taught Bill Dance how to tie a fisherman’s knot.
Johnny Manziel is Secretariat’s biological father.
Johnny Manziel was Mario Andretti’s Driver’s Ed teacher.
Johnny Manziel discovered Osama Bin Laden’s hideout while on spring break in Pakistan.