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Posted on 8/2/12 at 10:19 pm to sugatowng
Posted on 8/2/12 at 10:19 pm to sugatowng
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We also drink strong Bourban which typically leads to blackouts in the 4th...Thank God it only happend twice
Bitch. First learn to spell. its BOURBON.
Second, if you cant hold your liquor go back to Natty light. Man UP.
You sound like a young man who needs a bourbon education as well. Some general pointers. Pardon me if you have read these guidelines before.
1. Jack Daniels isnt Bourbon. Its tennessee whiskey. Bourbon is made in Kentucky. JD is made in Tennessee.
2. Bourbon comes in different strengths. If you are a pussy, drink the green label Evan Williams. Perfect for mixing with coke on game day. If you are older than 25 drink the black label and party on. Stay away from old Granddad, but Jim Beam etc work just fine for mixers.
3. Makers Mark, and small batch bourbons like Blantons, Knob Creek, Woodford Reserve, do NOT mix with coke etc. Those are made for drinking with water or on the rocks. Too expensive to mix with some cheap arse cola.
4. Careful with the Wild Turkey. Deeelicious, but very strong. Drink that shite over too many beverages and you will not see the Q4. And you might throw up over Mama later. Not good.
This post was edited on 8/2/12 at 10:24 pm
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Posted on 8/2/12 at 10:49 pm to AUTiger83
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Bitch. First learn to spell. its BOURBON. Second, if you cant hold your liquor go back to Natty light. Man UP. You sound like a young man who needs a bourbon education as well. Some general pointers. Pardon me if you have read these guidelines before. 1. Jack Daniels isnt Bourbon. Its tennessee whiskey. Bourbon is made in Kentucky. JD is made in Tennessee. 2. Bourbon comes in different strengths. If you are a pussy, drink the green label Evan Williams. Perfect for mixing with coke on game day. If you are older than 25 drink the black label and party on. Stay away from old Granddad, but Jim Beam etc work just fine for mixers. 3. Makers Mark, and small batch bourbons like Blantons, Knob Creek, Woodford Reserve, do NOT mix with coke etc. Those are made for drinking with water or on the rocks. Too expensive to mix with some cheap arse cola. 4. Careful with the Wild Turkey. Deeelicious, but very strong. Drink that shite over too many beverages and you will not see the Q4. And you might throw up over Mama later. Not good.
it's refreshing to see an expert on one of the finer points of life. my opinion of auburn has just gone up a notch. well done, sir.
Posted on 8/2/12 at 11:13 pm to AUTiger83
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1. Jack Daniels isnt Bourbon. Its tennessee whiskey. Bourbon is made in Kentucky. JD is made in Tennessee.
jack Daniels is sour mash. It's disgusting.
So is Bourbon. But not as much.
Scotch is the whiskey to go with. Irish, if you are hard up.
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Bourbon comes in different strengths. If you are a pussy, drink the green label Evan Williams. Perfect for mixing with coke on game day. If you are older than 25 drink the black label and party on. Stay away from old Granddad, but Jim Beam etc work just fine for mixers.
Terrible. Just....terrible.
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Makers Mark, and small batch bourbons like Blantons, Knob Creek, Woodford Reserve, do NOT mix with coke etc. Those are made for drinking with water or on the rocks. Too expensive to mix with some cheap arse cola.
Why buy liquor if you are going to disguise the taste with anything?
If you are mixing with anything other than Soda, Tonic, or water, you need to not be drinking any high-end liquor.
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Careful with the Wild Turkey. Deeelicious, but very strong. Drink that shite over too many beverages and you will not see the Q4. And you might throw up over Mama later. Not good.
Amateur. Gobble, gobble bitch. Thanksgiving's coming early this year.
**Turkey is acceptable to mix and also replace scotch. It keeps you warm during the cold games and it comes in smaller bottles that are easier to conceal when entering the stadium.
Posted on 8/2/12 at 11:20 pm to AUTiger83
Bourbon education
Posted on 8/2/12 at 11:37 pm to AUTiger83
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Bitch. First learn to spell. its BOURBON.
Second, if you cant hold your liquor go back to Natty light. Man UP.
You sound like a young man who needs a bourbon education as well. Some general pointers. Pardon me if you have read these guidelines before.
1. Jack Daniels isnt Bourbon. Its tennessee whiskey. Bourbon is made in Kentucky. JD is made in Tennessee.
2. Bourbon comes in different strengths. If you are a pussy, drink the green label Evan Williams. Perfect for mixing with coke on game day. If you are older than 25 drink the black label and party on. Stay away from old Granddad, but Jim Beam etc work just fine for mixers.
3. Makers Mark, and small batch bourbons like Blantons, Knob Creek, Woodford Reserve, do NOT mix with coke etc. Those are made for drinking with water or on the rocks. Too expensive to mix with some cheap arse cola.
4. Careful with the Wild Turkey. Deeelicious, but very strong. Drink that shite over too many beverages and you will not see the Q4. And you might throw up over Mama later. Not good.
this. Though I love me some Granddad
Also, there is no reason to drink the green label. Spend the extra $2 and get black label. Well worth it.
Finally, Elmer T. Lee on the rocks FTW
I love my bourbons on the rocks. You really get the full progression of flavors out of it.
This post was edited on 8/2/12 at 11:39 pm
Posted on 8/3/12 at 1:03 am to AUTiger83
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a young man who needs a bourbon education as well
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Evan Williams
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