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Let's tell some SEC fanbase jokes
Posted on 7/26/12 at 3:50 pm
Posted on 7/26/12 at 3:50 pm
I know y'all have them.
Here's an old one:
Chicken fights had gotten out of hand in Southwest Louisiana and the Louisiana Attorney General had had enough. He decided to send his best investigator, Liuetenant Boudreaux, to Lake Charles for a weeks to infiltrate the fights and find the bad guys.
Boudreaux made the drive over from Baton Rouge with no problem and had the case cracked by 10 p.m. that night. He called the Attorney General:
"Sir, I got it figured out. We got some Aggies involved, some Tigers involved, and the Mafia is involved."
"How do you know them Aggies are involved?"
"Somebody entered a duck in the main event."
"And how do you know there's Tigers involved?"
"Somebody bet on the duck."
"And what about the Mafia?"
"The duck won."
Here's an old one:
Chicken fights had gotten out of hand in Southwest Louisiana and the Louisiana Attorney General had had enough. He decided to send his best investigator, Liuetenant Boudreaux, to Lake Charles for a weeks to infiltrate the fights and find the bad guys.
Boudreaux made the drive over from Baton Rouge with no problem and had the case cracked by 10 p.m. that night. He called the Attorney General:
"Sir, I got it figured out. We got some Aggies involved, some Tigers involved, and the Mafia is involved."
"How do you know them Aggies are involved?"
"Somebody entered a duck in the main event."
"And how do you know there's Tigers involved?"
"Somebody bet on the duck."
"And what about the Mafia?"
"The duck won."
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Posted on 7/26/12 at 3:51 pm to Smoke Ring
What do you call an aTm fan's butthole?
quote::rimshot:
Smoke Ring
This post was edited on 7/26/12 at 3:52 pm
Posted on 7/26/12 at 3:52 pm to Smoke Ring
Ole Miss Football
CLANGALLLANAGALANG ALANG
CLANGALLLANAGALANG ALANG
Posted on 7/26/12 at 3:52 pm to Smoke Ring
Posted on 7/26/12 at 4:02 pm to Smoke Ring
How many Arkansas fans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they don't have electricity.
None, they don't have electricity.
Posted on 7/26/12 at 4:14 pm to Smoke Ring
What did the LSU graduate say to the Arkansas graduate, Alabama graduate, Ole Miss graduate, Miss State graduate, Texas A&m graduate, Auburn graduate, Florida graduate, Georgia graduate, South Carolina graduate, Tennessee graduate, Kentucky graduate, Vandy graduate, and Mizzou graduate?
CAN I HAZ FRIES WITH THAT? LOLZ
CAN I HAZ FRIES WITH THAT? LOLZ
Posted on 7/26/12 at 4:16 pm to Smoke Ring
Q: Why do some LSU fans throw piss bombs?
A: Because they're dysfunctional alcoholic assholes in need of serious psychotherapy.
A: Because they're dysfunctional alcoholic assholes in need of serious psychotherapy.
This post was edited on 7/26/12 at 4:17 pm
Posted on 7/26/12 at 4:58 pm to Smoke Ring
Well let me start by saying you are homosexual.
......yeah i got nothin'
......yeah i got nothin'
Posted on 7/26/12 at 5:03 pm to Smoke Ring
Another old one.
A father picks up his son after the first week at A&M. "Son, how was your first week?"
Son says, "Great, but I think my roommate is gay"
Father says' "What makes you think so?"
Son says, "His dick tastes like shite."
A father picks up his son after the first week at A&M. "Son, how was your first week?"
Son says, "Great, but I think my roommate is gay"
Father says' "What makes you think so?"
Son says, "His dick tastes like shite."
Posted on 7/26/12 at 5:06 pm to Smoke Ring
How many Alabama fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
75,000.
1 to screw it in and 74,999 to talk about how great the old one was.
75,000.
1 to screw it in and 74,999 to talk about how great the old one was.
Posted on 7/26/12 at 5:33 pm to Smoke Ring
I'll start with a self-criticizing one:
What's the difference between maggots and Bama fans?
Maggots can't feed on a dead bear for 30 years.
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Why do the rivers in Alabama flow south?
Because Tennessee blows.
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A teacher asks his students who their favorite team is. Johnny stands up and says "Alabama." The teachers asks why and he says, "Because my parents are Bama fans." The teacher says, "That's silly. What if your parents were meth-addicted trailer trash?"
He says, "Well then I'd be an Auburn fan."
What's the difference between maggots and Bama fans?
Maggots can't feed on a dead bear for 30 years.
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Why do the rivers in Alabama flow south?
Because Tennessee blows.
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A teacher asks his students who their favorite team is. Johnny stands up and says "Alabama." The teachers asks why and he says, "Because my parents are Bama fans." The teacher says, "That's silly. What if your parents were meth-addicted trailer trash?"
He says, "Well then I'd be an Auburn fan."
This post was edited on 7/26/12 at 5:34 pm
Posted on 7/26/12 at 5:36 pm to Smoke Ring
How many UGA fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Just 1, but he gets 3 credit hours for it.
:|
Just 1, but he gets 3 credit hours for it.
:|
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