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Swamp kittens or gumps... Who does A&M beat first?
Posted on 5/31/12 at 10:53 am
Posted on 5/31/12 at 10:53 am
The way I see it, LSU and Alabama aren't going to go two whole seasons with only losing to each other, and even if they do, they can't go three. College football doesn't work like that.
More importantly, they have to lose an SEC West game at some point.
Candidates for the first upset:
Ole Miss - No.
State - No.
Auburn - You would think they could get lucky, but they spent every last penny they had on Cam, and I think at least 20,000 people in Lee County sold their souls in the 2nd quarter of the 2010 Iron Bowl, so they have to repopulate before they can do something like that again.
Arkansas - Their dynasty was taken down by a 25 year old blonde girl on the back of a motorcycle. The only thing more fitting of that giant trailer park is to somehow get one of its citizens in the White House, and the office aide that was administering blowies kept the dress that was soiled with DNA. Poor piggies. No chance.
Texas A&M University - Yes. Yes. Yes.
Why will we beat LSU? 7-1-1 all time against the swamp kittens at Kyle Field. Les Miles knows how to beat a team with 13 men on the field, we use 12.
Why will we beat Alabama? Bear Bryant, Gene Stallings, Dennis Franchione. The universe owes us at least a decade dominance against the gumps. Not only that, but we are 2-0 against Auburn. We know how to absolutely dominante teams from their neck of the woods.
More importantly, they have to lose an SEC West game at some point.
Candidates for the first upset:
Ole Miss - No.
State - No.
Auburn - You would think they could get lucky, but they spent every last penny they had on Cam, and I think at least 20,000 people in Lee County sold their souls in the 2nd quarter of the 2010 Iron Bowl, so they have to repopulate before they can do something like that again.
Arkansas - Their dynasty was taken down by a 25 year old blonde girl on the back of a motorcycle. The only thing more fitting of that giant trailer park is to somehow get one of its citizens in the White House, and the office aide that was administering blowies kept the dress that was soiled with DNA. Poor piggies. No chance.
Texas A&M University - Yes. Yes. Yes.
Why will we beat LSU? 7-1-1 all time against the swamp kittens at Kyle Field. Les Miles knows how to beat a team with 13 men on the field, we use 12.
Why will we beat Alabama? Bear Bryant, Gene Stallings, Dennis Franchione. The universe owes us at least a decade dominance against the gumps. Not only that, but we are 2-0 against Auburn. We know how to absolutely dominante teams from their neck of the woods.
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Posted on 5/31/12 at 10:54 am to TeLeFaWx
A&M sucks. No.
Posted on 5/31/12 at 10:55 am to TeLeFaWx
This will not end well for you
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Swamp kittens?
Posted on 5/31/12 at 10:55 am to TeLeFaWx
The arse-kicking you will recieve in Tuscaloosa will remind you of a certain game versus Oklahoma in 2003.
Posted on 5/31/12 at 10:56 am to TeLeFaWx
Nice thread. 
Posted on 5/31/12 at 10:57 am to TeLeFaWx
Neither, at least not in the foreseeable future.
Posted on 5/31/12 at 11:00 am to TeLeFaWx
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More importantly, they have to lose an SEC West game at some point.
MYTH
Posted on 5/31/12 at 11:00 am to TeLeFaWx
you need fishing lessons
Posted on 5/31/12 at 11:04 am to TeLeFaWx
LSU's and Bama's defenses are going to welcome A&M's gimmick offense to the SEC
Posted on 5/31/12 at 11:07 am to TeLeFaWx
Arkansas State says No
Posted on 5/31/12 at 11:07 am to TeLeFaWx
No smack from you until you win a game! Remember what LSU did to you a couple a years ago. Better recognize son! 
Posted on 5/31/12 at 11:07 am to TeLeFaWx
I look forward to driving over to College Station next season to watch Bama curb stomp your shitty team. 
Posted on 5/31/12 at 11:09 am to TeLeFaWx
frick Texas
Posted on 5/31/12 at 11:14 am to TeLeFaWx
quote:Montgomery and Mingo are gonna feast on that pathetic offense and constantly force turnovers for Mathieu and Reid. Meanwhile our RB's are gonna stuff it down your throat LSU 41- A&M 10
TeLeFaWx
Bama's Oline is going to absolutely maul that joke of a defense and Lacey will run for 200+. You thought we were scary with our speed on defense wait til you see the absolute monster LBers that Bama serves up. 4 260lb LBers that are going to smack you in the mouth. Bama 42- A&M 17
quote:When you have the best 2 teams in the country, yeah it does.
College football doesn't work like tha
quote:I'll bet anything you want that LSU will reach 10 wins at Kyle field against A&M before A&M does against LSU.
Why will we beat LSU? 7-1-1 all time against the swamp kittens at Kyle Field.
Posted on 5/31/12 at 11:14 am to TeLeFaWx
Posted on 5/31/12 at 11:22 am to TeLeFaWx
The problem with you guys is that yall never sit down.
Posted on 5/31/12 at 11:26 am to TeLeFaWx
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LSU and Alabama aren't going to go two whole seasons with only losing to each other, and even if they do, they can't go three. College football doesn't work like that.
More importantly, they have to lose an SEC West game at some point.
I think the next SEC West team other than Alabama that will beat us will probably be either Auburn or Arkansas at their place. It won't be this year, so 2014 at the earliest.
Posted on 5/31/12 at 11:31 am to TeLeFaWx
Even though it'll be aggie's third straight road game, I could them upsetting a worn out Alabama the week after LSU.
Posted on 5/31/12 at 11:41 am to TeLeFaWx
This is going to be entertaining...
Posted on 5/31/12 at 11:54 am to TeLeFaWx
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Why will we beat Alabama? Bear Bryant, Gene Stallings, Dennis Franchione. The universe owes us at least a decade dominance against the gumps.
First of all, Coach Bryant was ours to begin with, you Fired Coach Stallings, and you came after Franchione, so you got what you deserved.
Just don't think that you have been in the conference long enough to start calling the other university names.
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