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If Some of These Folks Only Knew What They Know Now
Posted on 4/11/12 at 12:57 am
Posted on 4/11/12 at 12:57 am
Would they have made these comments about Jessica?
These were posted on the 247 Main Board.

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Below are a few comments taken from Hawgsports after Petrino hired Jessica. 4th from the bottom and 2nd from the bottom are clearly the best:
-Worldwide Jess. :)
-Not that it matters, but is she from Arkansas? Thanks and GO HAWGS!!
-Wait for it...She's from Texas -smiley-
-Got the lead out of my a$$ and went over to arkansasraszorbacks.com and found that Dorrell is from Aledo, TX. You can put a face with the name if you go there as they have her pic on the mainpage. GO HAWGS!!
-I don't usually make these kinds of posts, but I stumbled across this site earlier today...and given this young lady's athletic background (volleyball), well, I thought it was appropriate. Great hire!
-I just confirmed that I have some college years left... where does the recruiting line start? I see what BP is doing here!!!
-I think i just committed to Arkansas. For some reason i just couldn't tell them no.
-I yelled at her at the Dallas Alumni event for the Cotton Bowl. She's good people. The whole time I was talking to her all I could think about was that Seinfeld episode where George was wanting to climb up a tall woman.
-O my word. We just took our recruiting to the top! What a nice looking young lady.
-The only member of her family not to attend A&M. Gotta like that. She did a good job for the foundation.
-She will work.
-She Picked Arkansas over A&M!!! This is my kind of girl. Is she single? haha.
-Serious note though, great move by Petrino. I think she will do good things for us. Who is she replacing or did our budget go up enough to hire someone else?
-I can certainly see why BP hired her.
-Jessica is not only a great looking person, but she is also smart, dedicated, and a terrific ambassador for the UA athletic department. It's a little disappointing to see these comments that focus only on her looks. That's an insult not only to Jessica, but also to CBP - as if he's dumb enough to pick someone for this position by running a beauty pageant. C'mon, guys.
-Your Honor I would like to label this hire exhibit #378 as evidence in the case that BP! Is a freaking genius!
-The 50 or so Texas high school football players we try to recruit will be impressed. So will the other 150 recruits. She'll have to be an organizational genius, well organized and smart to please Coach Petrino and I bet she is.
-Petrino is on a roll in regard to adding great assistant coaches and great staff!
Posted on 4/11/12 at 1:00 am to chilld28
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Jessica is not only a great looking person, but she is also smart, dedicated, and a terrific ambassador for the UA athletic department. It's a little disappointing to see these comments that focus only on her looks. That's an insult not only to Jessica, but also to CBP - as if he's dumb enough to pick someone for this position by running a beauty pageant. C'mon, guys.


Posted on 4/11/12 at 1:04 am to chilld28
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-The only member of her family not to attend A&M. Gotta like that. She did a good job for the foundation
Fuuuuuuuck she could have gotten Fran fired so much sooner. Why Jessica why

Posted on 4/11/12 at 1:05 am to CtotheVrzrbck
She actually probably would have been good at the job which is the funny thing. She was already trying to get the recruits out to some of the nicer places in town instead of the Catfish Hole every single time which was a plus with me.
This post was edited on 4/11/12 at 1:05 am
Posted on 4/11/12 at 1:05 am to CtotheVrzrbck
I just don't think she's attractive.
Posted on 4/11/12 at 1:07 am to TheCheshireHog
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She was already trying to get the recruits out to some of the nicer places in town instead of the Catfish Hole every single time which was a plus with me.
Catfish Hole?
Sounds like she was selling the Honey Hole instead.

ETA: Petrino can rest assured that the Catfish Hole website still proclaims that it is the home of the Bobby Petrino Call-in Show:
LINK
This post was edited on 4/11/12 at 1:09 am
Posted on 4/11/12 at 1:08 am to Tiger Authority
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-I can certainly see why BP hired her.
If only you knew...

Posted on 4/11/12 at 1:10 am to chilld28
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Jessica is not only a great looking person, but she is also smart, dedicated, and a terrific ambassador for the UA athletic department. It's a little disappointing to see these comments that focus only on her looks. That's an insult not only to Jessica, but also to CBP - as if he's dumb enough to pick someone for this position by running a beauty pageant. C'mon, guys.
wow......

Posted on 4/11/12 at 1:14 am to harmonics
Can someone bump these comments over there to see what they say now?
Posted on 4/11/12 at 1:43 am to chilld28
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well organized and smart to please Coach Petrino
I wonder if this dude won the mega millions being the prophet that he is.
Posted on 4/11/12 at 1:51 am to chilld28
i wasnt going to laugh at this situation, but these posts are funny as shite. Oh and the broad is not good enough looking for this to be worth it.
Posted on 4/11/12 at 2:49 am to Tiger Authority
I agree the 3rd one from the bottom is classic foreboding. I'm sure whomever said is drinking heavily
This post was edited on 4/11/12 at 2:51 am
Posted on 4/11/12 at 2:50 am to ottopit
Great story, would definitely read again.
Welcome to the board.
Welcome to the board.

Posted on 4/11/12 at 2:58 am to Tiger Authority
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I just don't think she's attractive.
i'll bet you don't any women attractive
Posted on 4/11/12 at 6:20 am to chilld28
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That's an insult not only to Jessica, but also to CBP - as if he's dumb enough to pick someone for this position by running a beauty pageant. C'mon, guys.

Posted on 4/11/12 at 6:21 am to chilld28
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-She will work
That is funny on many different levels.
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