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Stone cold locks for the 2012 season thread
Posted on 3/20/12 at 2:02 pm
Posted on 3/20/12 at 2:02 pm
- Dooley will have the sharpest britches in the league.
- Saban will have a stroke on the sideline over something not important..like a holding call.
- The Roof Defense will be renamed the Smock Defense.
- Les will endear himself to the LSU fanbase, and then do something so inexplicable that even nutria question it.
- Petrino will start a line of greeting cards that all begin with "For You, my friend."
- Richt will cause thousands to go impotent due to PDA with his wife.
What ya got?
- Saban will have a stroke on the sideline over something not important..like a holding call.
- The Roof Defense will be renamed the Smock Defense.
- Les will endear himself to the LSU fanbase, and then do something so inexplicable that even nutria question it.
- Petrino will start a line of greeting cards that all begin with "For You, my friend."
- Richt will cause thousands to go impotent due to PDA with his wife.
What ya got?
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Posted on 3/20/12 at 2:03 pm to NBamaAlum
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The Roof Defense will be renamed the Smock Defense.
?
Posted on 3/20/12 at 2:03 pm to NBamaAlum
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- Saban will have a stroke on the sideline over something not important..like a holding call.
Or pop a blood vessel.
Posted on 3/20/12 at 2:04 pm to parkjas2001
It is Gene's baby. It has always been Gene's baby...
:dwi:
- A UA fan with no affiliation to the university will commit a bizarre crime.
- Gay marriage will be legalized once aTm starts conference play.
:dwi:
- A UA fan with no affiliation to the university will commit a bizarre crime.
- Gay marriage will be legalized once aTm starts conference play.
Posted on 3/20/12 at 2:05 pm to NBamaAlum
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Stone cold locks for the 2012 season thread
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Posted on 3/20/12 at 2:05 pm to mwlewis
Here's to hoping the problem at West Georgia was not Ted Roof !
WE ARE ......
WE ARE ......
Posted on 3/20/12 at 2:05 pm to NBamaAlum
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A UA fan with no affiliation to the university will commit a bizarre crime.
on AUs campus
Posted on 3/20/12 at 2:06 pm to parkjas2001
or at a fast food joint, nunnery, or a tuna can packing plant.
Posted on 3/20/12 at 2:07 pm to KillianRussell
...gon' get raped
Posted on 3/20/12 at 2:07 pm to NBamaAlum
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- Saban will have a stroke on the sideline over something not important..like a holding call.
We don't get called for holding.
He's going to flip his shite over a false start.
Posted on 3/20/12 at 2:07 pm to NBamaAlum
- Nick Saban will break a headset
Posted on 3/20/12 at 2:07 pm to NBamaAlum
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Saban will have a stroke on the sideline over something not important..like a holding call.
Posted on 3/20/12 at 2:08 pm to NBamaAlum
- A Georgia player(s) will be suspended for a DUI or possession of any drugs and or paraphernalia
-Mike Bobo will call one 3rd down draw from more than 11 yards per every 3 games
-Mike Bobo will call one 3rd down draw from more than 11 yards per every 3 games
This post was edited on 3/20/12 at 2:09 pm
Posted on 3/20/12 at 2:08 pm to NYCAuburn
We're due. They have to call a few just to throw people off the RECs track..
Posted on 3/20/12 at 2:09 pm to Damn Good Dawg
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- A Georgia player(s) will be suspended for a scooter DUI or possession of any drugs and or paraphernalia
Posted on 3/20/12 at 2:10 pm to NBamaAlum
- There will be at least one scooter wreck involving an underclassmen.
Posted on 3/20/12 at 2:10 pm to NBamaAlum
alot more people will be interestingly observing missouri football.
Posted on 3/20/12 at 2:12 pm to NBamaAlum
Arkansas will decide to start running the ball more with Davis....following a close loss to Alabama.
Posted on 3/20/12 at 2:12 pm to NBamaAlum
A white kid will start on D atleast one game for one of the 14 SEC teams my lock is contingent upon considering Sicilians 'white'
This post was edited on 3/20/12 at 2:14 pm
Posted on 3/20/12 at 2:16 pm to NBamaAlum
Ole Miss will only win 3 or 4 games, and the fans will want to get rid of Freeze.
LSU will go undefeated and half the fan base will still want to fire Miles.
Alabama sidewalk fan will do something stupid and make national media.
Dooley has another subpar season and is canned.
MSU fans will call for 9+ wins and only get 6-7. 8 if we are lucky.
Coach Boom will have to attend anger management.
Spurrier throws his visor at least 2 times a game.
Richt loses at least one game he shouldn't, probably to Mizzou.
LSU will go undefeated and half the fan base will still want to fire Miles.
Alabama sidewalk fan will do something stupid and make national media.
Dooley has another subpar season and is canned.
MSU fans will call for 9+ wins and only get 6-7. 8 if we are lucky.
Coach Boom will have to attend anger management.
Spurrier throws his visor at least 2 times a game.
Richt loses at least one game he shouldn't, probably to Mizzou.
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