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re: Battle Royale of SEC mascots (Updated 7/22: Battlefield Details Added)
Posted on 7/21/11 at 3:42 pm to Thracken13
Posted on 7/21/11 at 3:42 pm to Thracken13
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clearly AU wins - I mean for Fricks sake we have an Eagle, a tiger and some Plainsmen
All 3, drownable critters in a Tide.
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Posted on 7/21/11 at 3:43 pm to RebFeBrees
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I think they would team up. You can't prove otherwise.
I also can't prove Arkansas won't win anything of significance this year doesn't mean its gonna happen
Posted on 7/21/11 at 3:43 pm to Slippery Slope
Come at me bro.
Posted on 7/21/11 at 3:44 pm to Rebelgator
nm
This post was edited on 7/21/11 at 3:46 pm
Posted on 7/21/11 at 3:45 pm to BoynamedLeslie
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I also can't prove Arkansas won't win anything of significance this year doesn't mean its gonna happen
I can prove that you have a tenuous grasp on the English language and your own sexuality.
Posted on 7/21/11 at 3:47 pm to Slippery Slope
I can prove an LSU fan just got duped by a MSU fan with a Hog logo
Posted on 7/21/11 at 3:52 pm to Latarian
The jig is up.
Posted on 7/21/11 at 3:57 pm to Rebelgator
actually - what you all fail to realize, is Updyke poisoned the trees - so all of its kin will come at you all - our new mascot will be Ents!:
This post was edited on 7/21/11 at 3:59 pm
Posted on 7/21/11 at 3:58 pm to RebFeBrees
and if the African Elephant isn't able to kill them all, the tidal wave should take care any left and meanwhile, Big Al is swimmin'
Posted on 7/21/11 at 3:58 pm to Rebelgator
This post was edited on 7/21/11 at 3:59 pm
Posted on 7/21/11 at 4:02 pm to AMM AU9893
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War Eagle could just fly until everyone else died except one
Now you tell me how a damn eagle can knock anything out of a ring? Even if he does fly around until there are only 2.
Posted on 7/21/11 at 4:03 pm to Latarian
Would a tiger even attempt to eff with a gator? A couple of swipes on the armored scales and I think he says eff it, turns around and the elephant steps on him.
Posted on 7/21/11 at 4:08 pm to roadGator
Question? Is this "Battle Royale" near water or on dry land?
Posted on 7/21/11 at 4:26 pm to Latarian
What do you get when you mix Vandy's,Ole Miss' and Arkansas' mascot?
Oh and a Gamecock would beat UGA.
UGA wouldn't be able to take 2 steps without passing out because of breathing problems.
Oh and a Gamecock would beat UGA.
UGA wouldn't be able to take 2 steps without passing out because of breathing problems.
Posted on 7/21/11 at 4:29 pm to ALcapone
Fwiw Mike is larger than most Bengal tigers. He is actually a cross between a Bengal and Siberian
Posted on 7/21/11 at 4:32 pm to memphisplaya
didn't read but i can assume it is 6 pages of homerism and jokes about Uga dying.
that being said, frick yall, i say Uga outlasts yall cause his fat arse would chill and the other animals would fight. then he would go for the groin shot to finish the last remaining victim.
that being said, frick yall, i say Uga outlasts yall cause his fat arse would chill and the other animals would fight. then he would go for the groin shot to finish the last remaining victim.
Posted on 7/21/11 at 4:33 pm to Damn Good Dawg
I think you are actually the first to bring it up other than a hog fan telling you to switch to a pit bull.
Posted on 7/21/11 at 4:34 pm to roadGator
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Would a tiger even attempt to eff with a gator?
this guy aint skeered of them
This post was edited on 7/21/11 at 4:35 pm
Posted on 7/21/11 at 4:35 pm to memphisplaya
there is no way i am the only one who said it
and no pitbull, i am totally thinking we get a bernese mountain dog and then have him pull something like the sooner schooner but instead Uga is riding it like a chariot. then he plants a spear at the 50 and an eagle flies around the stadium to land on Ugas back.
that way we combine like 4 schools traditions to an ultimate, bad arse one
and no pitbull, i am totally thinking we get a bernese mountain dog and then have him pull something like the sooner schooner but instead Uga is riding it like a chariot. then he plants a spear at the 50 and an eagle flies around the stadium to land on Ugas back.
that way we combine like 4 schools traditions to an ultimate, bad arse one
Posted on 7/21/11 at 4:36 pm to Damn Good Dawg
Actually a Georgia fan said this.
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How said is that that...I as a UGA fan agrees with you. The UGA prolly will just pass out climbing the steps to the cage.
But ya I can see him just chilling
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