I've got a lot of problems with you people, and now you're gonna hear about 'em

to quote Frank Costanza. This is a slow day so I figured why not.


Auburn- You are a bunch of filthy cheaters. Chop Block Ramsey, Pugh, and of course that low life thug Fairley. Yall pay recruits, your head coach sucks and is only relevant because of his OC, you're a cow college, your students by and large couldn't get into Georgia, and you will always be little brother in your own state.

Alabama- You do not have 13 national titles. You have the biggest entitlement issue of any school in the world. You are not God's gift to football. Up until 2 years ago you never even had a heisman winner. You, like your little brother, have a long history of cheating. Bear was as crooked as a barrel of snakes.

Arkansas- My God win something please before you talk shite. You have ZERO SEC titles. You have ZERO BCS bowl wins. You sullied decades worth of SEC dominance over OSU in bowls last year. Your coach is a gutless coward. "Oh, well...but we've got track!" frick track.

Florida- Geez, talk about a johnny come lately. You, I, and everyone with a brain knows that before 1990 you were NOTHING. You didn't even have a single legit SEC title. Yall wear jorts, coaches fight in fraternity yards, your players shoot off AKs in apartment lots and are almost as thuggish as Fairley, and you still have a losing record against Georgia. Your coach has an awful combover.

Kentucky- Won't say much here since you always suck at football. 50-12-2.

LSU- It's humorous you think Les Miles is a good coach. You got lucky as a leprechaun with a clover shaped horseshoe up his arse in 07 to get a shot at the title, after losing 2 games to 2 mediocre/bad teams, including the last one of the regular season. Your starting QB is a fricking idiot who isn't good at football and thinks Weezy was an old white guy. The backup molested an underage girl. Your fans can't speak English properly and dress like slobs.

Ole Miss- Outside of Archie you have nothing, absolutely nothing. The best chance for success you've had in decades resulted in the golden child falling on his arse on 4th down. Pathetic. If yall had won that game UGA would've gotten to beat your arse in the SECCG, giving us our 2nd straight. But you lost, thanks a lot assholes. Oh and the grove is overrated.

MSU- Never have I seen a fanbase get so fired up over a 5th place division finish. Your QB is not very good and your stadium sucks. Starkville is the worst town in the conference. You have essentially no history to speak of. Your biggest tradition is something that is found at most high schools across the country.

South Carolina- One of the biggest perennial losers in the SEC. 21 game losing streak. Mascot is a cock. Biggest tradition is a magic trick. No SEC titles. No BCS bowls. A video entitled "year of the gamecock" after an 8-4 season, pathetic. 46-15-2.

Tennessee- Your biggest tradition is forming a letter. Your stadium is the biggest mathematical joke in the nation; an 80,000 seat erector set passing itself off as 100+. You have a plunger rapist on your team. Respert molested someone. Stallworth killed somebody. Haynesworth stomped a dudes face with a cleat. Is there a bigger bunch of thugs in the conference? Your coach is awful and was a desperation hire after the big names turned you down. For as much shite as yall talk about Richt, he's still 6-4 against you and has won 2 SEC titles since your last one.

Vandy- I don't have the heart.