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Oregon Fan seeks Auburn Hottie for Short-term Vegas Marriage
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Posted on 1/7/11 at 3:20 pm to TDawg1313
Scared to ask how you found this.
Posted on 1/7/11 at 3:21 pm to flyAU
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Scared to ask how you found this.
Deadspin
Posted on 1/7/11 at 3:21 pm to flyAU
really.. 
Posted on 1/7/11 at 3:22 pm to TDawg1313
This will be hard to resist.. hmmmm
Posted on 1/7/11 at 3:22 pm to villager
looks a little like jessie palmer
probably spends less on his hair tho
probably spends less on his hair tho
Posted on 1/7/11 at 3:22 pm to villager
Why do I have a want to punch that dude in the face?
Posted on 1/7/11 at 3:23 pm to TDawg1313
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Fact: January 10th, 2011 the Oregon Ducks will crush the Auburn Tigers.
It's true...and I'm willing to bet on it. In fact, I'm so confident in the Duck's kickass ability, that I would wager my most prized possession: my first marriage. That's right. You can be the first woman I walk down the aisle with, my first I Do, and the first woman to be Mrs. Ryan Tharp. However, as always, there is a catch. I am 25-years old, I love life, love to travel, love my Ducks, and am in no way, shape, or form ready for any sort of committed anything. Accordingly, our marriage will need to be annulled the next day. That's where the bet comes in.
I, along with several buddies, will be celebrating the Duck victory in Vegas from January 11th-14th. During that extravaganza, I plan on taking in the entire Vegas experience, including marrying a stranger. If you are cute enough, spontaneous enough, and an all around cool chick....let's get hitched. Loser of the bet has to pay the annulment costs. So, if you are going to be in Vegas after the National Championship, believe in your Tigers, and want to have stories to tell your grandchildren (won't be mine) then shoot me an email...with a pic! We can even get cool mugs with our picture on it.
If you want to know a little about me, I have my Facebook and Twitter links below. In short, I'm a huge Dick fan, have my own place in Portland with my English Bulldog Winston, just graduated law school, and am pretty low-key. Let's do this, and GO DUCKSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!
facebook.com/ryan.tharp
twitter.com/Ryan_Tharp
This post was edited on 1/7/11 at 3:24 pm
Posted on 1/7/11 at 3:24 pm to molsusports
you are slap down out of your mind if you think he's as good looking as Palmer
Posted on 1/7/11 at 3:24 pm to The Nino
The OT could probably have some fun fricking with this guy.
Posted on 1/7/11 at 3:25 pm to bamaboy87
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Why do I have a want to punch that dude in the face?
you would only be able to raise your fist before he decked you in two seconds flat
Posted on 1/7/11 at 3:25 pm to Tiger n Miami AU83
please put this on the O-T...
Posted on 1/7/11 at 3:27 pm to TT9
that's just mean.. 
Posted on 1/7/11 at 3:27 pm to villager
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you are slap down out of your mind if you think he's as good looking as Palmer
I guess palmer makes you wet eh?
Posted on 1/7/11 at 3:27 pm to villager
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that's just mean..
I'll do it.
Posted on 1/7/11 at 3:28 pm to bamaboy87
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Why do I have a want to punch that dude in the face?
Posted on 1/7/11 at 3:28 pm to memphisplaya
Not really. I'm so confident in my ability to kick his arse, that I would wager my most prized possession: my first marriage. That's right. You can be the first woman I walk down the aisle with, my first I Do, and the first woman to be Mrs. Bamaboy87.
LINE UP LADIES!!!
LINE UP LADIES!!!
Posted on 1/7/11 at 3:29 pm to TDawg1313
I suppose it's too late to reason with you on this? Yeah he seems a tad arrogant but damn.. just don't do it..
Posted on 1/7/11 at 3:31 pm to villager
Bit too late.
Posted on 1/7/11 at 3:31 pm to villager
Miami beat him too it. Seems they already knew.
They seem very thorough on finding targets they can crush.
They seem very thorough on finding targets they can crush.
This post was edited on 1/7/11 at 3:32 pm
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