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Predict Cam's Heisman speech
Posted on 12/6/10 at 8:35 pm
Posted on 12/6/10 at 8:35 pm
without a doubt, someone has already written this thing out for him. Stick to the script, don't say anything extra.
"I want to thank God (blows a kiss to the sky), my teammates and Auburn University for allowing me this opportunity. Its a privilege and an honor to be part of this elite group of athletes. The other finalists had great seasons and any one of them could be standing up here right now. I just feel so blessed to win this award. Thank you"
"I want to thank God (blows a kiss to the sky), my teammates and Auburn University for allowing me this opportunity. Its a privilege and an honor to be part of this elite group of athletes. The other finalists had great seasons and any one of them could be standing up here right now. I just feel so blessed to win this award. Thank you"
Posted on 12/6/10 at 8:36 pm to Lsuhoohoo
"If God is with me, who can be against me? Thank you."
This post was edited on 12/6/10 at 8:40 pm
Posted on 12/6/10 at 8:36 pm to Lsuhoohoo
quote:You forgot I would like to thank Mr. Slive for this opportunity *wink*
"I want to thank God (blows a kiss to the sky), my teammates and Auburn University for allowing me this opportunity. Its a privilege and an honor to be part of this elite group of athletes. The other finalists had great seasons and any one of them could be standing up here right now. I just feel so blessed to win this award. Thank you"

Posted on 12/6/10 at 8:36 pm to e2drummer
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"If God is with me, how can anyone be against me? Thank you."
did you mean
"If I am with me, who can I not destroy?"
Posted on 12/6/10 at 8:37 pm to Lsuhoohoo
quote:
predict Cam's Heisman speech
"No comment"
Posted on 12/6/10 at 8:37 pm to Lsuhoohoo
"Yall bitches were dumb as frick for thinking I didnt know about the money. Hell yeah I knew about it you think im dumb or something. I played Auburn and really dont give a shite what happens to them next year cause I wont be there. Anyway lets make this short and sweet. Thank you. frick you and have a good night. Peace bitches."
Posted on 12/6/10 at 8:38 pm to Lsuhoohoo
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don't say anything extra.
saying something self-incriminating is pretty easy, even if you are innocent.
Posted on 12/6/10 at 8:38 pm to Abadeebadaba
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You forgot I would like to thank Mr. Slive for this opportunity *wink*
Thats why the speech gets written for him. Can't let him wing it and say anything incriminating.
Posted on 12/6/10 at 8:39 pm to Lsuhoohoo
"I'd like to thank my legs and natural athletic ability. Thank you"
Posted on 12/6/10 at 8:39 pm to beaver
yes thanking God is hilarious..... 

Posted on 12/6/10 at 8:40 pm to beaver
Does Reggie Bush get a vote now?
Posted on 12/6/10 at 8:41 pm to HailToTheChiz
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yes thanking God is hilarious.....
you know what's hilarious? the amount of irrational people who still believe in God.

Posted on 12/6/10 at 8:43 pm to Lsuhoohoo
It's going to be hillarious when he becomes the first player to accept the Heisman by reading a written statement prepared by an attorney. What a travesty.
Posted on 12/6/10 at 8:43 pm to Rohan2Reed
I can understand why you'd think that's a funny post
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