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Posted on 11/28/10 at 5:11 pm
Posted by Americas Team
Member since Nov 2009
98 posts
Posted on 11/28/10 at 5:11 pm
Faking injuries so as not to be upstaged. Yep, that's what Cam was doing after McElroy went down.

Oh how dramatic and theatrical it is to see Cam writhing on the ground in pain one minute, only to see him leap up, make a big play on the next series, then go scampering back to the line of scrimmage, grinning like a 'possum, only to repeat the performance all the way to the end-zone. (wow! what a competitor!)

That there is vintage Serena Williams, tennis player extraordinaire and toast of Paris!

Both have a penchant for blowing kisses to their dimwitted adoring fans.

Both have shake-down artist daddies.

Both have beady eyes and bubble butts....

Cam should make the transformation complete by growing out his hair, stringing it with some multi-colored beads, then show up at the SECCG in some vinyl wonder-woman hip boots and an "I Luv Me" T-shirt. lol!


But I do credit Cam for not threatening the officials with physical violence (yet) for ruling against him the way Serena has in the past.




Posted by Rohan2Reed
Member since Nov 2003
75674 posts
Posted on 11/28/10 at 5:11 pm to
quote:

Both have shake-down artist daddies.


ouch
Posted by busey
First Coast, Florida
Member since Feb 2010
22958 posts
Posted on 11/28/10 at 5:13 pm to
Yea, what the frick was he doing the plays after McElroy got hurt? I thought he actually was hurt a couple times becuause he was taking so long to get up, just laying there not moving for a good ten seconds after the play. It was odd.
Posted by TheJones
Member since Nov 2009
33643 posts
Posted on 11/28/10 at 5:13 pm to
Marcel Dareus' fat useless arse stepped on his ankle accidentally when getting up. It's amazing there is still bone there.
Posted by cameronml
Member since Oct 2007
1909 posts
Posted on 11/28/10 at 5:13 pm to
Actually, Cam has done this every game when running out the clock in the 4th quarter. I don't understand why, but he always does it. So he wasn't trying upstage McElroy.
Posted by Rohan2Reed
Member since Nov 2003
75674 posts
Posted on 11/28/10 at 5:14 pm to
me and my friends thought the same thing. he would literally lay there for several seconds not moving then pop up and run back to the huddle. the kid is a little strange.
Posted by Uncommon Cents
Baton Rouge
Member since May 2008
14381 posts
Posted on 11/28/10 at 5:16 pm to
Attention whore.
Posted by southernelite
Dallas
Member since Sep 2009
53328 posts
Posted on 11/28/10 at 5:16 pm to
He was clearly trying to kill the clock....
Posted by TheJones
Member since Nov 2009
33643 posts
Posted on 11/28/10 at 5:17 pm to
It's just an emphasis on ball security on late running plays. Anytime there's someone on top of him or around him after the play is over he waits to make sure they're up before he gets up.

Yes, it's strange.
Posted by Rohan2Reed
Member since Nov 2003
75674 posts
Posted on 11/28/10 at 5:17 pm to
quote:

Attention whore.


agreed
Posted by The Nino
Member since Jan 2010
21581 posts
Posted on 11/28/10 at 5:18 pm to
It's been said that Gus told Cam to lay there for a second or two to insure everyone is up and he doesn't get a pointless injury....plus it wastes a second or 2. It does look extremely odd though
Posted by Woopigsooie20
Me Scusi
Member since Mar 2010
57385 posts
Posted on 11/28/10 at 5:21 pm to
Refs should stop the clock like they did yesterday.
Posted by Tiger n Miami AU83
Miami
Member since Oct 2007
45656 posts
Posted on 11/28/10 at 5:31 pm to
Unreal no one is smart enough to realize what he is doing.

I probably shouldn't say anything, but it has been obvious to me for several weeks.

He is milking an extra 2-3 seconds off the clock. He lays there with the ball for a couple of seconds. Gets up hands the ball to the ref to set it and start the play clock. Kills 2-3 seconds every time.

Duhhhhhhh......
Posted by CamNeutered
Member since Nov 2010
445 posts
Posted on 11/28/10 at 5:34 pm to
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Attention whore.


I was going to somehow use this Beavis and Butthead quote (paraphrased) but the part in bold does not fit:

"My mom's not a whore, she's a slut. She doesn't charge anything."
Posted by HailToTheChiz
Back in Auburn
Member since Aug 2010
50256 posts
Posted on 11/28/10 at 5:34 pm to
he does it every game....make it stop
Posted by Uncommon Cents
Baton Rouge
Member since May 2008
14381 posts
Posted on 11/28/10 at 5:36 pm to
quote:

He is milking an extra 2-3 seconds off the clock. He lays there with the ball for a couple of seconds. Gets up hands the ball to the ref to set it and start the play clock. Kills 2-3 seconds every time.


But it doesn't kill the game clock, which is generally the most important.
Posted by Tiger n Miami AU83
Miami
Member since Oct 2007
45656 posts
Posted on 11/28/10 at 5:38 pm to
ETA: Changed my mind. You guys are right. Attention whore.
This post was edited on 11/28/10 at 5:40 pm
Posted by PuntBamaPunt
Member since Nov 2010
10070 posts
Posted on 11/28/10 at 5:40 pm to
Butt hurt
Posted by Marines4Auburn
Auburn Alum in South Florida
Member since Sep 2009
14926 posts
Posted on 11/28/10 at 6:00 pm to
quote:

He was clearly trying to kill the clock....


No shite, he has done this the last 6 games. You guys are unbelievable with the shite you come up with just to belittle a 20 yr old.
Posted by tidenumber1
Iuka, MS
Member since Oct 2008
661 posts
Posted on 11/28/10 at 6:08 pm to
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Both have beady eyes and bubble butts....


Someone has the ghey.
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