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Where are all the Baton Rouge Horror Stories from the Runts ?
Posted on 11/21/10 at 12:04 pm
Posted on 11/21/10 at 12:04 pm
You know the ones; "My date Buffy was ogled by an LSU guy who wasn't color-coordinating, My Daddy's beamer was spat upon, At halftime I had the horrible realization that my red Colonel Reb trousers were poorly stitched, our tailgate ran out of grey poupon", that sort of thing.
C'mon Runts, you usually have this stuff up my nine a.m.
C'mon Runts, you usually have this stuff up my nine a.m.
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Posted on 11/21/10 at 12:06 pm to Lsupimp
Posted on 11/21/10 at 12:06 pm to Lsupimp
There are plenty of blue blood snobs that go to LSU too brah.
Posted on 11/21/10 at 12:16 pm to Lsupimp
I did see a guy in those ugly arse red checkered pants, even had a bowtie on. What a douche.
Posted on 11/21/10 at 12:28 pm to Lsupimp
Mississippi was the 4th richest state in the country before the civil war. Even though it is the poorest now, we still have that pride in our blood and we know we're better than you. Why in the world would else would the preppiest school un America be in Mississippi? BTW state fans are the decendants of carpetbaggers
This post was edited on 11/21/10 at 12:31 pm
Posted on 11/21/10 at 12:47 pm to Lsupimp
It was one of the weakest road crowds I have seen from and SEC opponent in quite some time. It was on par with what Vandy usually brings.
Posted on 11/21/10 at 1:11 pm to Lsupimp
OK - your thread got hijacked. Here's our horror story from yesterday: OlMiss fan's dad called about mid-day to ask if he'd "heard the F-word" yet. Apparently the rumor is that LSU fans say it alot. 
Posted on 11/22/10 at 1:38 pm to Lsupimp
All the Ole Miss fans I encountered were cool. I had no problems.
Posted on 11/22/10 at 2:12 pm to Lsupimp
I have an iPhone app I built that I coded that emits low-level waves that gives people penile bunions. Hooked it up to a speaker system and pointed it at OM fans all weekend and laughed and laughed as they would grab their bangles and grommets and hit the ground, writhing in burning groinal agony.
One of them showed me the work. His mulvulam looked like an over-microwaved cheddar brat had mated with an annelid.
One of them showed me the work. His mulvulam looked like an over-microwaved cheddar brat had mated with an annelid.
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